There's something wrong with our teacher
She's becoming a hairy creature
Growing out of her clothes
Her shoes are breaking; we see her toes

She's a sasquatch in disguise,
planning out our demise
She might have a secret lair 
In the forest, we don't know where
She's a sasquatch in disguise,
Planning out our demise
It can't be nicely put, our teacher is Big Foot!

Our class is breaking all the rules
Throwing things, acting like fools
Our teacher is getting more upset
Growing Hair and dripping sweat

Becoming emotionally unstable
Our teacher flipped over a table
She's run to the forest, she's finally snapped!
Poor little Timmy has been kidnapped!

We grab our torches and head out
We hear little Timmy shout
She lets Tim go 'cause he's a pain
And our teacher is never seen again

Sasquatch in Disguise

Two kingdoms hoped to unite
By marrying two at the stroke of midnight
But the fixed union was not right
The prince was a spoiled brat on sight

Follow your heart
Or you'll be broken apart
Go your own way
And love you will slay

The princess was in love with a peasant
She thought he looked very pleasant
She got caught sneaking out
She ran to her bedroom to pout

The princess came up with a trap
And made the prince a treasure map
That would lead him to the kingdom's jewels
Got caught stealing and looked like a fool

The prince and his family were sent away
After his theft that very same day
The princess can now be with her love
Because the prince was a total scrub

Follow Your Heart

When I went fishing on a boat
On the waves I did float
But the current began to carry 
Me to an island dark and scary

On this island I’m alone
More scared than I’ve ever known
I need to get home
Over the ocean foam

Monsters came out at night
Giving me such a fright
I found a cave to go and hide
But water rose with the tide

I found some wood to make a fort
But the sticks were too short
A monster tried to be my friend 
And bring this nightmare to an end


Monster Island

Icarus worked on a wing design
Used wax to keep the feathers in line
He entered his school’s science fair
Showed the judges the wings he could wear

Wings made with some wax
To help fill in the cracks
Don’t fly too close to the sun
Icarus your wings might come undone

In his test flight, the switch got stuck
Higher he rose, he was out of luck
The wax melted as he neared the sun
He plummeted down and thought he was done

Right before he hit the ground,
Icarus heard a strange sound
A Pegasus caught him in the air
Zeus must have really cared.


Icarus

A witch in disguise made a roller coaster ride
“it’s safe for everyone,” she lied
People climbed into the coaster wagon
And had fun ‘til it turned to a dragon

A day of fun all went wrong
Listen to our wicked song
A dragon coaster flew off the track
Will the riders ever come back?
Oooo

The dragon flew to an enchanted land
The witch’s scheme went as planned 
She would turn them into trolls
And they’d be under her control

The witch was going to cast a spell
They’d be trolls at the ring of a bell
But a unicorn would save the day
And help them all to get away 


Witchy Ride

A mysterious package showed up one day
A camera and sword inside it lay
To expose the monsters hidden from sight
With a laser sword so I could fight

Who sent me this surprise?
I cannot believe my eyes
This is my nightmare 
I better beware

I used the camera and then appeared
A giant monster that I feared
I took the laser sword in hand
And sent him back to monster land

But I unleashed a monster world
With sharp claws and tails that curled
Human kind I must defend
And bring the monsters to an end


Mysterious Package

When Luke lost a tooth,
He wanted to know the truth
Set a trap for the tooth fairy
And put her in a bag to carry

Tooth fairy in a trap
Needs help getting back
Will she get away?
Will it be today?

Got her out during show-and-tell
The fairy didn't look so well
She was sad, and very weak
Through her tears, she tried to speak

She asked the kids to let her go
Luke shut his  bag and said "No!"
The other kids tried to help him see
The fairy needed to be free

Finally Luke understood
He wanted to do good
He knew the fairy could not stay
So he let her fly away

Tooth Fairy in a Trap

Pirates followed a treasure map
To some gold that was a trap
Haunted now would be their trip
Forever sailing on a ghost ship

The pirates cannot go home
On the ocean they will roam
On their ship, riding waves
Now the sea is their grave

A secret island was their goal
The gold was cursed; it turned to coal
The pirates all became ghosts
Traveling from coast to coast

Sailors better beware
Or you're in for a real scare
If you hunt gold on your trip,
You might end up on a ghost ship

Ghost Ship

On the way to our rock show
Bags are packed, we're ready to go
While we fly in the plane
Lightening strikes; it starts to rain

Sometimes things don't go our way
And we have to say
Take a breath and count to ten
So we feel better again
1, 2, 3, and 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10
So we feel better again

Our plane dives down and we crash land
On an island in quicksand
We use a branch and climb to caves
To stay safe from crashing waves

We find turtles that swim so fast
To help us get home at last
We tied vines on turtle shells
And our story we lived to tell


Sasquatch in Disguise

Clifty Creek Elementary

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