Birthday present for my good friend Jared. Happy birth anniversary!

LYRICS:

Legends tell of a bad@$$ man with a bad@$$ fluffy beard,
and the hurt he'd deal to ne'er-do-wells was something to be feared.
So if you're a punk with an evil agenda, here's something for you to write down:
Action Hero Jared's gonna knock you down until you're six feet underground!

And if you think you stand a chance, you'd better think again.
Say your prayers and say good night, because this man is outta sight.

Action Hero Jared! In his beard we trust!
Action Hero Jared! With his super retail punch!
Action Hero Jared! He's gonna kick your @$$!
Action Hero Jared!
You can try and run, but you can never hide,
Yeah Action Hero Jared's taking you for a ride!

Legends tell of an alligator, or maybe a crocodile?
He wields a swirly baseball bat, and a 74-tooth smile.
He's out to kill all humans, and destroy the Earth.
But when Anti Hero Gator meets Action Hero Jared, you know an epic battle is in the works!

"Yo if you think you a bad@$$ gator, then think a-f^*&ing-gain!
My name is Action Hero Jared, and I am for sure gonna win!"

Action Hero Jared! In his beard we trust!
Action Hero Jared! With his super retail punch!
Action Hero Jared! He's gonna kick your @$$!
Action Hero Jared!
You can try and run, but you can never hide,
Yeah Action Hero Jared's taking you for a ride!

And here comes Anti Hero Gator!

"I am Anti Hero Gator, and I have heard your challenge!
You sure talk big, but let's see how well you can back your $#%! up!
I am feeling generous today, you can have the first shot.
No need for you to hold back my boy, now gimme the best you got…"

BLEGHH!

They better put this $#%! on Toonami...

Action Hero Jared!

Track 3 of 9 of Kaiser-Rexatron's debut album, Connections!

Ben Chino / Kaiser-Rexatron © 2012

Forest Fires (Instrumental)

Track 8 of 9 of Kaiser-Rexatron's debut album, Connections!

Ben Chino / Kaiser-Rexatron © 2012

Finding A Reason (Instrumental)

Track 9 of 9 of Kaiser-Rexatron's debut album, Connections!

Ben Chino / Kaiser-Rexatron © 2012

Connections - The Coalescence of Hearts

Track 1 of 4 of my new EP, The Children of the Children — EP (Instrumental).

First - A Great Divide (Instrumental)

Track 2 of 4 of my EP, The Children of the Children — EP (Instrumental)!

2012 © Ben Chino / Kaiser-Rexatron

Outer Reaches (Instrumental)

Track 3 of 4 of my EP, The Children of the Children — EP (Instrumental).

2012 © Ben Chino / Kaiser-Rexatron

Innermost (Instrumental)

Track 4 of 4 of my new EP, The Children of the Children — EP (Instrumental).

2012 © Ben Chino / Kaiser-Rexatron

Last - A Greater Whole (Instrumental)

Changed up the mix a bit, sounds a bit better now, I think. You can re-download it if you want, or you can just wait   until the full-length comes out.

The(oretical) & (Instrumental)

Another instrumental teaser of what's to come on my next album.

Download while you can!

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Another instrumental sample of what's to come on my next album.

Download while you can!

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In the dead of night, Benjamin Chino rose from the ground, with a guitar in hand. Naked, and wild, he was raised by Moogles in the Moogle forest. Now a young adult, Benjamin has grown proficient in the art of guitaring, and seeks to move the world with his tasty jams.

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