Oh wow I get 4000 Characters?! Who'd possibly write a bio that long?? I mean it's like 99% for people who are lying in bed, awake at 1am and have nothing better to do than to press random buttons, 'till they read this.
The problem is, now that I am lying in bed at 2am, I feel obligated to make the greatest Bio, this platform has ever seen. So here I go, off to write a novel.
This novel is about my life, without being too specific with anything so nobody can doxx me from this weird ass piece of media that I am about to produce. Considering you made it this far I actually think you wouldn't ever doxx me, because a doxxing scumbag would get thrown off too much by a fine piece of art, such as this one.
Anyways, this is my story:

It all started with my birth, atleast that's what my parents tell me, but I must've been busy while it happened, since I can't remember it even remotely...
I was very happy with my life when I was young ...and incompetent ...and stupid. ._.
I was just wandering around, making the lives of my lovely parents more eventful (adults can get bored when they stop working, which they show by sleeping and we can't have them being bored, can we).
One of my proudest moments as a toddler was in the zoo. The family was staring at random rectangles with wiggly lines on them, which was extremely off-putting to me, something had to change! So I got the idea to search for actual entertainment and I didn't have to search for long...
There was a gorgeous crocodile area with an even greater wall of comfortable height. I did the obvious and climbed on the maybe 1.5m high wall (the crocodile side was a pit of ~5m I think).

[rewriting the rest while on the train, cuz like ⅔ of the story didn't save ;-; ]

I got up there and wandered around a bit, enjoying the satisfaftion of my newly achieved spacial freedom. However there are always enemies of progress and I had to learn it the hard way: Their envy for my ability, to climb up a wall that high, without my parents noticing, made a few adults around pick me up in the middle of my trip and they brought me to a relatively small room, with a lot less interesting interior, than the rest of the zoo. They held me hostage there for a few minutes, demanding my parents to personally come and free me. When they arrived (after they found us, by their names being called out all over the zoo at once), their facial expressions were speaking more than a thousand words: They were speechless, due to my shocking display of skills. However, they told me, not to do that again, regardless of my urge to show the world, who's boss. They also told me that if I was to ever escape again, there is one rule, they'd follow:
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Ok I lied, that was not a rule, they set for themselves. :P
That is were the story ends tho and with it my creativity for today, I hope you enjoyed.
I still have 900 characters left tho, so this is not the end of my bio, don't worry. ;)

ahh I have to go, I guess it *does* end here :/
I'll finish this, I promise!

K4kadu