Tenya Iida : Mancha (UBERocity)
Kiyotaka Ishimaru : Eric The Audible

Beat : http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20Fancy.mp3
Beat Prod. : Tristan
Written by Kamren and Dani Frias
Mixed by Zagranis
Thumbnail by Trakked

Tenya Iida :
Alright class, sit down and get ready to take notes
This kid will make like Fujisaki once I show him the ropes

Kiyotaka Ishimaru :
I’d advice getting back in line if that's the best you can bring
You're better off with Kuwata if your swinging keeps on missing me

Tenya Iida :
Have a go if you see us as rivals
Chilling in saunas with Owada ain’t helping you raise your title
Got caught in court simping, rambling nonsense so dull
Now I'll make this the second time Justice got Hammered in your skull
Fighting Stain like my name was Oxi-Clean
While you got yourself killed from a girl who took a gothic scene
Tell you to work on flow, since it seems you got that missin'
But looking at it now, I see how Ishimaru gets his kicks in

Kiyotaka Ishimaru :
Hold up, I know you're meant to be fast and all
But Sonic must've forgotten that I'm the one running these halls
Put a control freak in check, I’ll leave him wrecked, all in fair play
When I execute a fake gundam who’s cheating leg day
A carbon copy, but here's what's making me achin'
Haven't had the spotlight in five years and yet I lack presentation?
Might as well be The Blackened with your villainous dedication
So you can take my execution, another president assassination!

Tenya Iida :
Don’t think I got the message sent, I am 1-A’s president
You’re barely vice in your game but still think you’re heaven-sent
I’ve dealt with explosive egotists, but when compared to this?
You haven’t been this fake since being one of Nagito’s hallucinations!
I rep Ingenium, you rep mediocre murder mysteries
I’ll put you out of your misery, reassuring my victory
A moral compass should know what doesn’t go, you reap what you sow
Since the death of your Chi-hero, your bro became your Alter Ego!
A butchered Genocider and beliefs leaving Mineta in confusion
And now you're here adding onto your grandfather's tree of losin'
Showed me you aren’t a hero killer, so I doubt anyone will vote
For a self-righteous prick who just about lost all of his Hope

Kiyotaka Ishimaru :
We’re barely comparable seeing your academia
My friends took down Junko while you barely won to the media
And don’t talk crap about my bro, I wouldn’t say there’s more to ya
Call you a tricycle, third-wheeling Uraraka and Midoriya!

Kiyondo :
Keep spinning in the air, you're making this even more hysterical
You haven't made a bigger tool of yourself since the Sports Festival
The bond I got with Mondo's poetic, couldn't save yours, pathetic
Vengeance almost got you be-headed till the calvary came to end it
You sure ran out that gate, but you've been behind ever since
From USJ to Hosu, you come first in getting your ass kicked!
I guess I'll give you this, you gave it your all to rap well
But I don't see a rap license, so instead take this L


Kiyondo : Eric The Audible

Tenya Iida vs Kiyotaka Ishimaru - My Hero Academia vs Anything! #6 (ft. UBERocity & Eric)

RNG as The Wario Apparition.

Snakebite126 as Gordon Freeman.
Raichous as Dr. Coomer.
Jade as Bubby.
Kamren as Tommy Coolatta.
Commander Jacob as Benry.

Written by GamingPlush64 and Kamren.
Beat Prod : FreeBeats.io.
Mixed by GamingPlush64 and Jade.
Thumbnails by Kamren
Special thanks to GamingPlush64 for lending me this matchup!

Lyrics :
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kqh85wNuFHU3z4_QqM_dmTBu5fX0uHHecDW9EPCiueE/edit?usp=sharing

The Wario Apparition vs Half Life VR But The AI Is Self Aware - Rap Battle!

Soldier : Matt Raichous
Sarge : RaccoonBroBA

Beat : http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20Southern%20Dudes.mp3
Beat Prod by : Slantize
Written by Kamren, Creep Switch and MetaMachine
Mixed by : Oofie

RAP BATTLE

SOLDIER
VS
SARGE

BEGIN!

Soldier :
Stand at attention maggot! Let this Soldier show you how it's done
When I take on your entire squadron one by one
If Church wanted you to live, God would not have created me
So when I drop you dead with this beat, a deadbeat will give me infinity!
You're one third of who I am, repping the U.S of A
Like a true american, I'll dominate this space race
What's the point of the mask, Chief? Come at me face to face
So I can see you begging for your life, give you a Halo update
Can't take down my Meta game when you could never reach my heights
Know when I’m through, you and Lopez can join the heads that I piked!
You fought a nonexistent war, I’ve brawled BLU for over a decade
What did you expect facing me? Mercenaries leave sim troops played!


Sarge :
I know you wanted war but we sure that verse ain't your first draft?
Must've pulled the pins off your grenades to blow up a track that fast
I'd go back to your past, but your actions leave me more confused
Backstabbed his best friend just to sing his sad blues?
Doe's nuts! More so than Donut, did Medic have you overdosed?
Maybe hire Tex to take your heavy gal off your payload
You've brought shame upon your honor with medals of lost lives
Your expiration date is always a good day to die!

Soldier :
Like when your series dropped to Zero? Better watch your blinded preaches
A sentence from Sun Tzu topples all three of your lame ass speeches
Boys, we have a hypocrite! Let’s look at your recent seasons
From what I've seen in fifteen, I’ll charge a false Sergeant for treason!
Be happy I brought my shovel, now you can have another funeral
Denying the threat in front of you just proves that you’re delusional!
‘Cuz if this were a real battle, I’d just have to call up Boomstick
So I can off his father more embarrassingly than Caboose did

Sarge : 
Come on, was that it? My men left me more impressed
Forget O'Malley and bread tumors, I'm the one who infects!
Why don't you take your bazooka and launch yourself outta this battle
I'd side with Blue sooner before listen to your nonexistent babble
When my time comes, eulogies from my men put me to rest
When on your deathbed, you'd waste your time to teleport bread?
But seeing your market value, I guess it's clear you're desperate to gain dough
I'm running tracks on my roadhog, 'bout to leave a road-killed Jane Doe!
Brilliant with passwords, your fortress is outdated, it seems
So many hackers in your servers all your game modes' Mann vs Machines!
I'm the engineer 'round these parts, so don't take this too hard
Knocked you off your hightower, you just got Sarged!

Soldier and Sarge :
I’d rather recruit a Blue than this Full Mental Ratchet!
Seeing me as superior is something that should be a habit!
You’re a disgrace to uniform anyway, you hack it!
I beat this disgusting, pathetic, smelly maggot!

The Soldier vs Sarge (Red vs Blue) - Rap Battle! (ft. Matt Raichous & RaccoonBroVA)

Spinel : JesseBoxVO
Lotso : AlaskanSam

Written by Kamren
Additional Help by MetaMachine
Beat Prod : Allrounda
Mixed by : Jort

YT Link : https://youtu.be/JVglXppaksQ

Spinel :
Oh well well well, what do we have here?
The spitting image of Pink if strawberries what I'd outta fear
Though you're more like Jessie if we're talking how you turned out
Went from a Christmas gift to Hitler for Mickey Mouse (ouch!)
Escaped the biggest roast and got picked at a garbage dump?
Couldn't use my rubber hose to wash off all that funk
So you better hold your breath when out on the road
Cuz it's bad when E.T's telling you to phone it home (oh!)
Even a clown ditched your trio, giving daycares a massive frown
Things only went downhill when a sheriff came to town
Finally grabbed your cane, thinking you stood your ground
Saying "We're made to be thrown away," just when Baby threw you down!
Your toxicity exceeds the Injector I pilot
Uglier as a dictator than any of the Diamonds
Got close to a human, his grip loosened and went crazy
Sought as a rogue nuisance in ruins, pushing away his Daisy

Lotso :
You done running your mouth? Then welcome to Sunnyside 
Make your way to the Caterpillar- Oh, you've done that just fine
Toys are made to be thrown away, that's what happened to you, right?
There's only one of you and she left you at first sight
You're only a child's plaything stepping in my Kindergarten
Waited an eternity of hide and seek stuck in Pink's Garden
Once you found her Other Friends, your thoughts were given a hard block
Just to crack under pressure as if I were crushing a heart lock
Fell apart again with that verse stretching, it's no shock
If you'd like, I'd be happy to send you to The Box
Speaking of babies, I find it ironic
That my friend here is more mature than your fans starting conflicts
There's no Sugar coating them or Rebecca, should I mention?
Eddy's Double D is something we all regret, having read it
So if there's anything of note, then here's what you got wrong
Follow your own advice, you won't win against me in this song

Spinel :
Oh, I'm sorry, were you done? Jeez, I must've snoozed off
But it just goes to show how much you get slept on
With my Rejuvenator, I'd easily cut you up into bits
It's the only time you freaks could ever use an off switch
Call my fans absurd? Do your "friends" assure you're adored?
They lurked till Ken and Barbie had them reformed
Saved by Woody and Buzz, so how do you repay?
Lots-O-Tuggin our emotions till you sent them to their graves
Forget Future, you're the biggest pink monster I've ever wrapped against
Gee, it's swell to finally beat the ultimate nihilist
Sunnyside's brought back to peace and yet at the finale of the day
To be the story's end, but 4 left your film Driving Away

Lotso :
Boo hoo, look at you taking the moral high ground
You took "screws loose" and almost left humanity wiped out
Who are you to talk about redemption? 'Cause last I checked
You flip flopped more in your film than making any sort of sense
Started off a playmate, made for the fun to go higher
Then got replaced for Pearl 'cause she wasn't any brighter
Became another problem for Steven to deal with
Like mother like son, it would've been best to leave you ditched
I spoke the truth to my family, your whole life has been a lie
Spent thousands of years on a rock, grew bitter full of spite
Now this gem stands in a palace, stoned, you've done nothing but spin Ls!
So tell me, where's your purpose now, Spinel?

Spinel vs Lotso - Rap Battle! (ft. JesseBoxVO and AlaskanSam)

Sonic.EXE : Fightmarker
Trollge : JustGamer 

Written by Kamren and Nooby
Beat Prod : Ear 2 Tha Beat
Mixed by Fightmarker
Art by CreeperPasta and Nooby


RAP BATTLE

SONIC.EXE
VS
TROLLGE

BEGIN

Sonic.EXE :
Hello. Wanna play with me? I love a good race
When I'm raising the stakes, try to keep with the pace
Almost a decade in and stickman's bent out of shape
That's all what transpired when I fOuNd HiM : a sad Trollface
Wipe that smug off your grin, I'm not one for tomfoolery
Comparing him to depressed trolls, even Tom’s less of a fool to me
Reach the staircase to heaven? I'll make this fucker meet his downfall
Since this is another battle you'll lose against a pair of blue balls
I terrified all online, children hide in their sheets
You're a Woke-jack influencing "I'm a teen and this is deep"
You Can't Run, though you can try 'fore I catch up to Joaquin's clown
After I'm done? I'll be sure to keep Carlos' property staying down

Trollge : 
Step 1 : Model your idol, take his skin
Step 2 : Put it on and END HIS KIN
Step 3 : Claim yourself as God
Step 4 : Escape from PC to show you've gone soft
Blood stilled down your pupils and had eyes rolling
Getting kicked out of wiki’s the only time this pasta's trolling
The biggest joke you ever made stole Kefka's shtick
We'll see if Hyenas still laugh after The Allegations Incident...

Sonic.EXE :
Gotta say, I’d hope you kept this entertaining
But like the internet's interest, your purpose is already fading
I'm EXE yet your verse's execution fell flat
So why don't you add another step and find who fucking asked?
For someone like yourself, I thought burning bridges was your job
I've done better tearing Tails' tails, tearing up all the sobs
Now as your god, you better start making amends
'Cause this meme will die twice, and he won't get a chance to try again

Trollge : 
A single drop of oil and I rise above your flow
Though I've read your horrid grammar, surprised that you could stay afloat
Check my Keter class, I'm more Majin than X ever showed
For a hedgehog this speedy, seems your timing was too slow
Are you mad bro? your fame faded in so little time
Metal Sonic but demonic and even more dead inside
C'mon, what's the matter? Don't like the way I talk?
Please, you played with lives like a game of Hide and Stalk
Left a trail of dead animals and it all paved way
For a legacy in the water, a been drowned Ben Drowned
Gave Sally stitches, but that's nothing to my thrown shade
Dethroned this "god," now I'm the Ruler. No need for another round

Sonic.EXE vs Trollge - Rap Battle! (ft. Fightmarker and JustGamer)

Monika : garbageGothic 
Rob : Stark Media / The Monarchy)

Written by Kamren
Additional help from MetaMachine and Psytube
Beat Prods : Epistra and Jurrivh
Thumbnail by JK03 
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan

RAP BATTLE

MONIKA

VS

RO-RO-RO (Announcer glitches, fading out)

Rob :
Oh great, he's glitching out, but I guess it doesn't matter
'Cause regardless of Act 2 or your future verse, you'll remain the bigger Disaster
I may have been left where the world forgot but I would never side
With a manipulator changing her class's code, another controller I'll wrecktify
Whatever beef this vegan has, I'll bite
More out of loop than Sarah's ships come to life
Didn't cost a Penny to push you over the ledge
Natsuki’s concerns are making more sense (cents)
Call you Gumball, lady knows everything yet still such a dunce
How is it someone self aware couldn't figure out she was gonna get cucked
By her own crush? Makes me another MC that's stopping ya
Went from saying "Just Monika" to it being Just... Monika
This virus's peak is gaslight?
Stomp out an AI in this fight
When I make unlike the BBC
Dropping the beat on DDLC
Getting arrested delayed my schemes
Getting a rest for you meant going to sleep
Throw in four years to revitalize
Yet the script gave your Boyfriend a different Senpai
Destroyed your friends and everything he loved
All because you weren't the option to get dumped?
For a plot this fishy, Darwin's less watered down 
Forget trash cans, I'm taking recyclables out

Monika :
Every day, I imagine a future of me and you
Debating in song, just know this ain’t my debut
‘Cause in this world, the roles for you are limited
Don’t want to wreck this up? Listen to my writing tips

Hey! Welcome to the Club! I hope you don’t mind
But we just don't have enough room for a child of Frankenstein
Evil 'cause all the options were marked off
No wonder he's got one eye, Rob's a self-serving cyclops!
Before you became the Void's static, you were always void and static
I know how to make my man whole, you keep falling down manholes
Even when he turned me down, I took the rejection despite my pleas
All it took was the slightest annoyance to make bananas your worst enemy
Thinking you were making cuts like Yuri but you're still treading on thin ice
I only need to bring up William to show that you're not as fly
Hid in a basement with amnesia, so here's some food for thought
Your writers were smoking Molly when bringing you back into the plot
Had a mental crisis after the only friends you wanted rejected you
Yet still only the second stalker the Wattersons had said no to
And here you are on your high horse, gawking about morality?
I don't need to change your code, you've already got two personalities

Rob :
Touche, though with what's within your files, Libitina needs some rewrites
Dan will probably patch it out and give you a Project L in hindsight
You've got as much substance as Rachel and I know exactly how you get taken out
Except it's not on a date, but kept unnoticed in the background
Don't you get it already? If not, allow me to set the mood
Your Reality exists to break the 4th wall and people still don't love you!
I think I closed my case on this emotional, ticking time bomb
The last thing left is watching your sorrow once the battle finally turns off

Monika :
Ben gave you an extra dimension and you think you're so better?
The only PHD you major in is Dr.Home-Wrecker
Tried to paint the future in your vision and got reduced to zero
Only to come in at the end like "It's time to be a fucking hero!"
SuperIntendent loses to a President, ain't that a cinch?
Ever since you caught Joe's mama, any chances of winning slipped!
Your happy end has more holes in the wall than the police in your town
Seems your film took after Sayori, it knew how to keep us hanging around

Monika vs Rob - Rap Battle! (ft. garbageGothic, Stark Media & The Monarcy)

Cast :
All Might : MetalFireVA
Robbie Rotten : RaccoonBroVA

Written by Kamren
Beat Prod : Hollywood Legends
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Special Thanks to SnakeBite126, WAN and MetaMachine


All Might :
Hope has arrived, so please wipe your tears
This'll be the first amount of attention you've had in years
Even against this pretender, there's no reason to live in fear
And do you know why? Because I am here!
Are you a real villain? Didn't know the bar was set this low
Makes sense since you weren't put behind them throughout your whole show
You're gonna start wishing the Genie had stuck around
All it takes is Detroit Smash to pummel you into the ground!
Manipulated by puppets who have less plastic than he has
It's no shock why Joan Rivers has a stick up his ass
Siiva ripped you a new one, then his channel got Gunned down
Now you're only known as Waluigi living under MemeTown
Your fruits of labor just show your hypocritical state
A performance only rivaled by the time you were on stage
Started your reveal with layers of cake as your staple dish
Since you like them, why don't you go ahead and EAT THIS

Robbie Rotten :
(Yawns) Oh, I'm sorry, were you still on about that verse?
I'd assume you'd make like Izuku and ditch this battle at first
So if we're gonna keep this going, you'd best turn to Sportaflop
'Cuz it doesn't take a trap to know I'll give this beat a drop
Keep the cake to yourself, I go further beyond the book
A "How to Dummies" lecture is the only lesson you've understood
You don't look like the type that can keep up their stamina
Based on your pathetic display, you'd get beat by my Nana!
Now if you don't mind, I'd like to get back to my naptime
Though don't worry, ask Nighteye, you'll get yours in due rhyme
With a few exposed lies, society's Endeavors went sky high
Taking in your crude sight, you'd dream being a Master of Disguise

All Might :
It seems you can make a comeback, unlike your fifth season
I'll go ahead and quit the warm up, melt Iceland when I breeze in
Save me the spoils, creep. Only the worst villain does that
You couldn't ruin a diary if it meant getting your friends back
Aha! Not an apple but yet still rotten to the core
I'll show ya! How we've taken care of criminals before
Too slow chum! You'll need more than that to win this war
Plus Ultra! So lazy, you're getting me to snore!
Delusional to think you'll win this, flies are your only witness
Terrorizing the citizens, over some damn fitness?
We both became legends, but your end was unfortunately bleak
I'm a Symbol of Peace, you're a symbol resting in peace

Robbie Rotten :
Congratulations! That's the first blow in this fight you've done
Guess it takes breaking a few spines 'fore you start to grow one
Thought I earned the title "Rotten," but one look at this net
I wouldn't let the kids watch your show if they became your fans next!
Calling the shots? Please, your phoned in lines only demonstrate
You wore the inspiration yet couldn't unite your own states
While I brought the world together to save me from my fate
Goes to show you can't save face, so why don't I just take your place?
"Aha! I have arrived! These muscles have kept me thriving
It's all thanks to the spirits in this power ; surviving
Within a fanboy, now a vigilante, so I stayed silent
Not just the number one hero, but the ultimate pirate!"
But what did I expect? That smiles ruins all my precious fun
Though I'm happy to reclaim my place as Villain Number One!
You've crashed and burned once more but this time, you won't get back up
Just another travel overseas where you never said bye to your son

All Might vs Robbie Rotten - My Hero Academia vs Anything! #7 (ft. MetalFireVA and RaccoonBroVA)

I always wanted to do a FNF cover of some sort and given all the bangers from MCM, I figured I give FL Studio a test run and I think I did pretty well!


"Doomsday" composer : Vruzzen
Special Thanks to OVERNAI for making the FL Studio project public so I could do this!

Doomsday but I sing it - Mistful Crimson Morning

Katsuki Bakugo : RaccoonBroVA
Squidward Tentacles : Jofinity 

Beat Prod : Trunkz
Written by Kamren
Additional help from CreeperPasta
Mixed by Serena
Art by CreeperPasta

MY HERO ACADEMIA VS ANYTHING

KATSUKI BAKUGO
VS
SQUIDWARD


Katsuki Bakugo :
Someone tell this loser he needs a different career choice
Cuz I'd be happy to kill this fraud and break his damn toys
Start up those fryers, I'm making crispy calamari
In short, I'm gonna win. What makes you think you can harm me?!
Courted by a jester? Please! Bow down to your king!
Exploding on the beat, this track I'm murdering!
The fuck you plan to achieve? Make my ears bleed?!
Sour Note better plead, Dynamight's taking the lead!
You draw self portraits? Wow, you really are hopeless, clown
Compared to Squilliam's eyebrow, you got a bigger frown
April Fools! You're renowned the laughingstock of the town
Even Deku's booing from the crowd, you should kill yourself, now!
You're not even a squid, the hell those extra legs go?
Thought you'd get Sweet Victory? I'll just go Sicko Mode
But hey, I'm a hero so lemme give you advice
Make like that nerd and find success in your next life

Squidward Tentacles :
And that, Patrick, is how you shouldn't open a verse
I'm surprised you could still breathe, your lungs must be at their worst
Listen kid, sweating in this battle won't do you any favors 
Pies blow up more than your quirk and it's their natural flavor
That's what we call a burn
Grew up with a gift made you think that you're greater
But only ended up as Vegeta but lamer
The League tried recruiting him as their new savior
Instead, he said "I'm on a whole other layer!"
Outclassed on this paper, put this mutt back on his leash
You're so predictable, the person you bullied swept you up off your feet
Like Kelpy G, the audience is begging for an "Encore!"
Why don't you rap over there cause honestly? I'm quite bored
Of this eyesore, throwing temper tantrums makes you hardcore?
Keep blaming yourself, you'll retire more than just your mentor
Maybe your ego will falter and realize your mistakes
But until then, Krabs! I'm going on my break!

Katsuki Bakugo :
You're not out of these woods yet, those bars got nothing
Saying anything of note is a giveaway : you're bluffing
Working a 9 to 5 with people you actively despise
Plankton's bigger to notice than a life you actually like
Hopes and dreams are dead, clarinet made me go deaf
Even your house fancied you out with how much you lost your head
And what makes even less sense? How is SpongeBob not as dense
Than a self-entitled prick who's mediocre at best
Fucking dick nose! You literally blow!
What's more mid than your show? Your "angriest" tone!
I'm predictable? Well here's the hook, line and sinker
For a squid out of water, I thought you'd be a heavy drinker
With all you've been through, its no wonder you tried striking your contract 
Too bad when against me, a Howitzer is the only time you've made an Impact!
Now make like the extra you're outed to be
Stay in my shadow and get left behind me!

Squidward Tentacles :
We serve food here and its clear you lack taste
The irony is about as smashed on as my face
What's the difference? There's beauty in beef keeping me fed
Since it went to my thighs, for you? It went to your head
You won a festival? Wow! You're so profound!
Dear Neptune, my neighbors aren't this annoying to be around
The Dirty Bubble doesn't come close to how foul your mouth is
Somebody grab his mama and slap it back in!
I suppose it's my fault expecting you to be my match
Jeanist couldn't make your image last, so what chance do I have?
One Krakatoa and everything you've said looks mild
Though what did I expect from petty threats from a child?
Kirishima's getting jealous with how hard you're on my nerves
SpongeBob! Give him a Patty to show he's being served!
I'd say you got schooled, but you'll fail without a doubt
Your reputation paid enough, this loss is on the house!


Crowd : Serena, Kamren and MetaMachine

Katsuki Bakugo vs Squidward - My Hero Academia vs Anything! #8 (ft. RaccoonBroVA & Jofinity)

Re-Destro : Alex M
Dr.Doofenshmirtz : MetaMachine

Written by Kamren
Beat Prod : AnywayWell
Mixed by Danii
Thumbnail by CreeperPasta
Art by Cyan and Luke Reardon!

Re-Destro :
What is this? I hadn't mind a pharmacist to liberate
Not that I even could merely looking at the stage today
Tragic backstory, pointless Inator
Cursed by a mammal, says "see ya later"
Repeat the pattern for a whole summer 
Then crash Milo for a season of comfort 
I thought I had it rough, but I've got to stress
That if its not enough, you're beat by a pet
My goals are for my father, I'll carry both alone
Your parents only showed when you're a garden gnome 

Dr.Doofenshmirtz :
Per-Re the Destro, that verse was unexpected 
And of course by that I mean COMPLETELY EXPECTED!
With an ego that inflated, I'd mistake you for Balloony
Now watch as this beat drops and Shigaraki's not controlling me!
My Inators are always blowing up but man, your Self Destruction’s prone
Really thought you were catching hands till your legs gave out and you let go
Of the position you once held, now that's Evil Incorporated
But I wouldn’t use this puppet’s nickel when your whole look is copy pasted!
Wait.. have we done this before? Its all confusing
Its hard to remember when your personalities' 2D
Quite the Norm for villains like you, you'd fit in L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N
So make like our noses, get to the point and don't  push my buttons 

Re-Destro :
I’d say you got a glow up but I’m the beacon for it
Couldn’t make time for Vanessa yet its what you’re controllin?
Trapped in your own cycle of embarrassments and the worst part?
Isabella’s better at Adulting, she’s younger than you are!
You’re a Professor that couldn’t Impress me
I'd cry but a tear isn't worth shedding
For the Hunchback of The Tri-State
When your brother's the reason behind your hate!
So take this L and why don't you project this to Monogram?
After I'm done, he'll want to call this Night of the Living Dead Man

Dr.Doofenshmirtz :
Even though I'm Heinz, I couldn't catch up to where your story ends
But here's something I've never done : Got caught by the feds 
Tried to rebel against all for Curiosity's sake
But the only headline you'll be making will be dropping her grave!
Now behold, The Battle of The Month-Inator!
Do as I say and score my raps as your favored!

Perry The Platypus : 
*casual chattering noises*

Dr.Doofenshmirtz : 
Wait, Perry The Platypu-

(Perry destroys the Battle of The Month-Inator)

Dr. Doofenshmirtz :
No!! Curse you Perry the Platypus!... and random anime character that looks like me but mostly Perry the Platypus!

ReDestro vs Dr.Doofenshmirtz - My Hero Academia vs Anything! #9 (ft. Alex M and MetaMachine)

Ochaco Uraraka : JesseBoxVO
Isaac Newton : Swizkii

Written by Kamren
Additional help from Discord Rap Battles
Beat Prod : Anabolic Beatz
Mixed by Danii and Kamren
Ochaco Uraraka art by 0strwbrrymochi0
Isaac Newton art by Grasman


Isaac Newton :
The laws of gravity stay in motion
The law of Uravity? Betray your notion
This quirk of yours allows you to lift massive boulders
Yet couldn't lift that crush for Deku from your shoulders
Throughout all of my equations, I've never heard of such a basic
Typical side chick who's this formulaic
Faced off against your strongest classmates to see who's best
Then became the number one damsel in distress
Seems rainbows aren't the only thing you kept throwing up
Drove flashbacks in my head so much, you'd wish it pay my college funds
I spit sick, you're new to this, don't need a lens to see
That I'm the second inventor you'll resent full of jealousy!

Ochaco Uraraka :
If it means anything, my quirk in this battle works in the same way
As your disses and hypotheses, they don't carry weight!
Leaping through logic even farther than Tsuyu
Charging Leibniz, miscalculated trying to sue (ooh!)
A spark in marriage is the only time you threaten with fire
Made marks on construction so my parents can retire
Reached the top of the school all for a little spite, I'm sure
You've got more in common with Bakugo, aint that right Sir?
Named everything after dad and covered it with wigs, but I
Couldn't attempt to try saving that hairline
Ochaco Uraraka rockin' beats
Being played by Weird Al was your highest peak!
The world don't revolve around you, maybe find some friends
But if they start to criticize, you'd probably want that to end
'Cause when I find comets, home runs are helping my teammates
You named one yourself and still couldn't hit first base!

Isaac Newton :
Oh lovely, the child tries to leave me disgraced
Considering your goals, no wonder your raps were in poor taste
Wanted to help others so you got a new look
But with that upgrade, you wouldn't even manage to grapple Hooke
Now your theory's dependent on being a hero's backup
But it'll stay that way now that he's not here to back you up!
Took martial arts but still jumped the gun
Toss the megaphone, you're an inspiration to no one!
Wanted to be just like Thirteen, and almost proved it with that diss
Must've looked up to Hawking too, 'cause you're sucking the fun out of this
A more dangerous villain than Toga, and here's why
She broke my laws of physics, disrupting the matter of space and time!
I'll remain the forefather, successor of modern science
You'll bottle up your emotions against yourself in defiance
Though if your fans have learned anything while taking my class
It's that your ship wars have proven opposites do attract!

Ochaco Uraraka :
Are you done with the teasing? More toxic than Ashido
If I hadn't carried your plain display, you would've polluted my flows
Made fun of Hawking but in scientific foundations
At least he's the one that gets a standing ovation!
From my Optiks, it's clear that Newton's self centered
Cares more about his research than giving me a lecture
Ask Mt.Lady, I'm growing to even higher heights!
Ask Isaac his biggest feat? Being blinded by his own light
Never became a farmer, yet still dug himself a hole
Insecurities were all you had, no surprise you died alone
And if it's true your passing happened while you were asleep
I guess the apple doesn't fall too far from the family tree

Ochaco Uraraka vs Isaac Newton - My Hero Academia vs Anything! #10 (ft. JesseBoxVO and Swizkii)

Nighteye : RaccoonBroVA
King Kai : MetaMachine

Written by Kamren.
Beat Prod. : MTC Beatz
Mixed by Kamren

Nighteye :
Mirio, if you're trying to amuse me, forget it 
'Cuz I refuse to laugh from Roshi's sloppy seconds
You're slow as a turtle when getting to the punchline
I'll blitz through like Piccolo, you're wasting my time
My students smile for a brighter future
For generations to come at the cost of my life 
Yours doesn't know a thing about humor
'Cept he went home to his wife while you wait for the revive
I'll predict all the shit you'll say and switch it around
Can't say if I got jumped when the Ginyus Forced in your house
You won't get my stamp of approval 
So come take the pen from me and tell me how you've been crucial

King Kai :
That verse was a joke? You're gonna have to be more clever
Not one single chuckle, even Yamcha's done better 
And I don't mean the monkey when you're playing Bubbles dirty
But you're gonna get chased with that machine so... quirky
Now that's how to do a pun!
Though my antennas couldn't find for me to give a puck
Dude you’re a lousy schmuck, and what's worse, bud?
Got that foresight for luck, and still got a hole in your gut

Nighteye :
Don't you dare mock me for the sacrifice I made
Goku flocked to escape when got played by Cell's game
Makes sense why you're blue faced, choked when you catch fades
A God of Destruction the way you're scared, I'm wide awake!
Midoriya can't press me, what made you think you could?
Didn't need a spirit bomb, one verse was all it took
To send the North Kai south, and with that you're out
Not just a trash talking half pint, you're that and a clown

King Kai :
Don't even have the weights on but I'm dragging you downright 
Might as well call up.. oh wait! Sorry, the clock's hands' tied
You couldn’t walk a mile in my shoes, let alone Snake Way
A second rate Aizawa that Horikoshi left erased!
The future's set in stone? Let's take a look at your third year
All that kid end up doing was showing off his rear
He lost his quirk.. then got it back? Ironically tragic
Your final moment blew up in your face worse than Planet Namek
Have Eri rewind this battle cuz I'm twisting your film reel
Since you're more full of yourself than Goku eating a meal
But hey, thanks for the fun! I'm sure we'll meet again
When you arrive on my planet with a halo above your head


Sir Nighteye vs King Kai - My Hero Academia vs Anything! #11 (ft. RaccoonBroVA and MetaMachine)

Yo!
Didn't have a battle released today but I do wanna show what I've been cooking so here's a teaser for some stuff I'm working on!

Note that these are demo mixes so nothing is totally finalized yet, regardless, enjoy!

ft.
Matt Raichous
Quizzique
Timey

TEASERS

Starved : Leo Barqui
The Tortured One : Kamren 

Written by Kamren
Additional Help from AlchemyKing
Art by Trakked and CreeperPasta
Beat Prod : Allrounda
Mixed by Kamren
Special Thanks to AdamDRB

Starved Eggman :
Thousands of leagues underneath, very fitting for a sea star
You'll never measure to my intellect and bars
I’m created by a Dumbie but christ, so far
For the first time in forever, I'm actually Starved
Much unlike your comic, the world isn't black and white
So allow me to paint it red with the blood of your kind
First I’ll have you burned in my Furnace like a Flicky
You cannot hope to diss me, you copy of a kitty
I loved that hedgehog, savored every single piece
Tormented by SpongeBob, served up as Krabby Patty meat ;
A tragedy, so sad to see the suffering and agony
Of not getting your taste, so please, gnash at me!

The Tortured One :
I’d ask, but I know exactly how you feed
How unfortunate, I'm not one to appease
Best hope your Fight or Flight response is enough for salvation
For I don't know what's more suspended, myself or your animation
You're just like Eugene, a hollow shell on the outside
Filled with naught but greed, I'd recommend you open wide
Grow a spine, tuck it under your tail, hide and find
Squidward does your job better and doesn't even try
Join death in its dance! Old Man Jenkins needs to realize
You're this way cuz you got a taste of bird : Kentucky Fried!
Come close and embrace, you don't even know your fate
When I complete you more than your mod's last release date

Starved Eggman :
Oh little star, I don’t think you get the concept
You’re a severed limb, an ingredient that was kept
From the eye of one beholder and how did he react?
His mind went like my base, exploded upon impact
All because they didn't ask? Horrid customers, I assure you
Yet the solution to your problem was... feeding them tofu?
Actually, this vermin doesn't deserve to be between my teeth
I'd sooner pick a pack of Snickers if I wanted bars to eat

The Tortured One :
Arrogance won't save you, come catch these hands
Even for you, that's on the nose, I'll rip it out like Mermaid Man
You're putting me to sleep with how out of tune your voice is
Don't preach to me about my feasts, words don't absolve your choices
Regenerating all your blows, slowing you down like your nemesis
The only thing you bit off was another pasta’s Genesys
Never let him cook again, Eggman's cracked on my chains
The life's already dead in his eyes, not worthy to be my Prey

Starved vs The Bikini Bottom Horror - Rap Battle! (ft. Leo Barqui)

Skibidi Toilet : Danii
Tolietnator : Matt Raichous

Beat Prod : Anywaywell
Written by Kamren
Mixed by Kamren

Skibidi Toilet :
(Uh) Skibidi Skibidi, you do not want to mess with me
(Uh) KND, KND, as a threat they don't take you seriously
So why should I? A single dop dop
(Yes yes!) Can give you the drop, drop
One look from my boss, it's all the attention you'll ever get
And then.. you're simply fucking dead
Wasn’t invited to one but you’re getting cooked out
Doubt you’re even shit to me cuz I got a Potty Mouth
So many eyes on me, my rivals are fuckin cameras now
What are you going to do to me buddy? Flush me down?
(Yes yes!) I’m built different, you’re not even a real one when it come to villains
Between a candy pirate and some guy on fire
You’re more the bottom five so maybe just retire
I’ve got twenty goddamn seasons to my name
While your show got canned being lost in space
All the adults sat down, took over the human race
But if you’ve something to say, say it to my face

Toiletnator :
Now listen up! I won’t be taking crap from someone in your state
Ohio or not, you still look like you’re shit faced
But joining whatever Youtube’s got you for? You’re kidding
I’ve outgrown your childish shorts and it's not even worth fitting!
I get the balls rolling cuz I’m king of toilet bowls!
You only get eyeballs rolling when you’re seen in the recommended scroll
Like SFM, you’re slow and rushed your verse faster than your episodes
Didn’t think that’s what DaFuq meant when he saw your shitpost explode
And now you’re just the compost of all the content farms on the site
Caused so much of a shitstorm, I’d take you down with a copyright strike
But like all the appeals your victims post, you’re not up for a fight
Rip the head from that dirty bowl and I’d just call it a night

Skibidi Toilet : 
Makes sense why you’re paired with me, you’ve done nothing but stretches
Bitch, better clean your own damn rim with how bad that stench is!
Even the TV guys would abandon ya and give a thumbs down
When the biggest threat you pose is TPing someone’s house

Toiletnator : 
I won’t be the butt of the joke to some remix from TikTok!
So I’ll plunge his mouth and save the ears of every adult who watched
I hate you so next time, don’t be a violator
Or you’ll again feel the wrath of the Toiletnator!

Skibidi Toilet vs Toiletnator - Rap Battle! (ft. Danii & Matt Raichous)

Contact Info!

Discord Tag : Kamren
Twitter : @BoiMha

Rap Reel 2024! - Kamren The Person

The Joker : Quizzique 
Sideshow Bob : Titanium1208

Written by Kamren
Beat Prod. : Anywaywell
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Sideshow Bob :
Oh? What's this? Akrham's insane clown without the posse to abuse?
Just... a heretic. He should stay there if he thinks he'll fit my shoes
'Cuz if you're looking to face off, I'll happily indulge
Mark this twice you’ve traded self respect with skulls
You’ll never run a track with me, democratic scum
Couldn’t handle the truth if he'd knew where he came from
A circus act, losin’ to a bat
Fell into a vat, and well... That’s that!
A performance I’d die for, a truth I’ll tell
Ledger heard the request and got sent to hell

The Joker :
That’s funny! I've sworn you tried gassing me up
But this time, you'll be the one that's gonna get mugged 
You and Harley would get along, playing second fiddle
To the Clown Prince of Crime! I'll sign your blood in my initials
God you're so tone deaf, that singing pours my ears
And killing that brat took how many years?!
Now that's a punchline I'd actually laugh at
But you were shot out of that canon, what a mishap!
I'm aware of how I fell off, but unlike you
I wouldn't be caught dead swimming in that gene pool
Your job's out of the window but here's the funniest bit
YOU. ARE. BRITISH! (Ha!)

Sideshow Bob :
Ughh.. It's such a pity
That much like your teeth, you can't stop jittering
Debted the IRS from all the fraud you're committing 
Call me that little flower, acid's all I'm spitting
Might as well be Puddin' with how much you're getting roasted
Bars drop, you'll be Red Hood again and end up exploded
Sad you got no hospital to cover for that sickness
You'll disappear from Gotham's sight, just like your pencil, bitch
I'd say you don't know Jack about being outshined
But if you're akin to Cecil, you'll prove me right
Next time you talk about scars, tell ‘em I gave you those
Ironic, the Emperor just became a Sideshow

The Joker :
Why so serious, Bob? Did I hurt your ego that bad?
You'll go up in smoke! Worse than a cigarette can
Pull my finger, Bob, I promise it won't hurt
Can't stab you much more than your wife and twerp
Matter of fact.. How about I show you a magic trick?
It'll bring the curtain down and you'll drop like your parents did!

The Joker vs Sideshow Bob - Rap Battle! (ft. Quizzique and Titanium1208)

Himiko Toga : garbageGothic
Zoroark : MetaStarVA

Written by Kamren
Beat Prod : Dannson
Mixed by Kamren
Thumbnail by Rabi
Special Thanks to SIR Rap Battles

Zoroark :
Another trainer in the midst? No, it's something far worse
A psychopathic witch thats getting on my nerves
This vampire takes lives, she's lost her dense mind
So drop the knives and disguise, I’ll show you how my Fury Swipes!
For Arceus sake, reek of Stains and blood
I'd say take a shower but you've been nude enough
Your way of evolving makes me sick
Become those you love and you're still witless
Quick attack, can't mask that when I scratch tracks
Skinny dip rap, you get stabbed and relapse
To the past when you face the fact
You went mad because no one took your hand
Catch me in the forest, end up finding yourself
End up fighting yourself, catch you in a protest
Wanted some new friends, made a pact with Twice
Packed with shiny types ; two new boyfriends

Himiko Toga :
Hey, I'm just here to get my fill, and you wouldn't fit in among my League 
So keep running that tongue and like Tsuyu, I'll make you bleed
Yeah, these knives are shiny and they'll turn you purple
One look, you'll turn pale, wipe blood on that fur coat
This isn't an illusion, I got those dogs in me
You're a shadow of Lucario, mistook for legendary 
You don't scare me. A smile from me and bitches will drop to the floor
Just like everyone did to you for DLC to Shield and Sword
Oh wait, it ain't your turn yet
I walked in the grass and still haven't took a step
But I can be Zorua's, lemme kill ya real quick
Fox doing small tricks like its your long flick
Who taught you how to talk shit? Meowth ain't cut out for this
Taunts lasted as long as Zoro's whole damn arc did
The nasty plot thickens as I carry my team
You carry backpacks till you jump ship and leave

Zoroark :
Coming from the one who dipped after her bestie died
Can't wrap those bandages, sadly, I can't sympathize
Heard from a Pidgey, fainted by Air Slash
That shit missed me, I call that Payback
Sucking those birds dry, can't use a revive
I'm a master ballin, you simp for protags bawling
Ironic your falling for the guy that's locked in
For anti-gravity, oh the depravity!
Leeching off everyone you meet ; mosquito girl
Seeing you as Utsushimi made my blood curl
Died just as you lived : basic miss yandere
Twitter got a hold of ya and called it "queer bait"

Himiko Toga :
You’d know a lot about bait, Kodai lured you in to see the future
In the moment I'm carefree, call up Celebi to see how many I’ve hurt
Cuz that's the thing, I'll take a stab at anyone who comes at my friends
But you'll follow your captor as long as it doesn't throw off your scent!
I can do anything that I want! Hundreds of clones and I'm never gonna stop!
What's haunting you from ever being caught? One look from a human, into the forest you run off!
Not this time though, you've done enough stalling
I'll make you match your makeup once this blade starts to draw in

Himiko Toga vs Zoroark - My Hero Academia vs Anything! #12 (ft. garbageGothic & MetaStarVA)

The Man In The Suit : Rosenthal
Darkhold IronMan : Matt Raichous

Written by Kamren
Beat Prod : Soulker
Mixed by Kamren

Tony :
Playboy, philanthropist, Tony Stark
Versus an actor so into method acting, he fused in the suit just to play the part?
Now this is what I expected : Springtrap for Kaijus, but what have I found?
Analog horror trying to fit in with a catalog but like King Kong, it's drowned out
When you went viral, you were made on mobile. My suit was vital and expanded global
Take your breath away and you’ll only spit red. Do it all again, sever your three heads
You’re no God, not even close to Zilla. Just trial mode filling in for Suitimation
Unknowingly made a wild animal and I’ll put him down ; Another bombing to your nation

Goji :
American, to both sides of this war, you are a traitor
From your work to your relationship with Pepper, your life’s full of failures
There’s no Tale of Suspense, you’re sick in the head. That metals’ only proving detrimental
For a businessman, the irony lies in your suits, they’re all just free rentals
You only have a Darkhold on the booze you’re chuggin
One bite in your suit and you’re reduced to nothing
You’re right about one thing ; No God, just me
So self-important, your name is the title of your company
Goji’s on a rampage, Tony’s drinking champagne.
Catch me in the fast lane, I’ll gnaw off your damn face
Toho couldn’t keep me caged, you’re your own damn virus
Now I’m serving you like Jarvis

Tony :
It's gotta be a tight leash if you came back to the studio
Surprised you could even talk, growling is all you seem to know
If being anti-American is all the pain you’re feeling
You’ll end up like Mothra, hung up.. from the ceiling
Let's talk about the messages so troped and tired
Went from reciting Oppenheimer to “there's opps inside em”
Yeah, just a few bugs you seem really proud about
It's getting so bad, you're actually spilling your guts out
I’m leaving my Mark, armors ready to deploy
You just have plot armor when your head gets destroyed
And why would you want that? For the benefit of the Japanese?
Please, like me, you couldn't help but leave out the leaks!
Thanks to VibingLeaf, you’ve got a 3D model, let's hope your character is too
Cuz I’d hate to see you go out just like your plushies : The Man In The Lawsuits

Goji :
You found a cure for your disease and wanted to spread it to your girl next?
This is not a friendly gesture, Tony. This is sexual harassment
With you, I’ve had it. Maybe you should've had Wanda spell out those words
If your heart was still beating, you’d lead it to the most tragic future of the earth
That's your only purpose, and despite it, you resist the inevitable
As a one off comic in the span of several, you're entirely forgettable
But there's one thing I’ll remember you for, as your mobile coffin tombs in
All this time, you were never a God, and neither were you human

Darkhold IronMan vs The Man in The Suit - Rap Battle! (ft. Matt Raichous & Rosenthal)

Tomura Shigaraki : Dboy
Tetsuo Shima : Kamren

Written by Kamren
Additionally Help from Dboy
Beat by Dannson
Mixed by Kamren
Special Thanks to Michael Stark

Tetsuo Shima :
If you're looking to piss me off, congrats, you've got my attention
But if you wanted to join forces, I don't need your goddamn protection 
I tore this whole country apart, a single thought and your plan's undone
As if you needed anymore hands, the ones you've got are only for one
And if that wasn't enough, it's the past sins of your family dragging you down
He's a leader for two different Leagues, a joke ironic even for the Clowns
I don't play around while you're gathering low rank villains like an RPG
So fair warning, squadrons of cannon fodder tend to blow up next to me
Tried to recruit Stain but became one. Then Bakugo is where you fucked up
Left to a warehouse, went to get clout and Overhaul got Magne blown some 
If that wasn’t bad to read up, Re-Destro got you to erupt
Now you’re just another Nomu but as far as brains? You’ve got none

Tomura Shigaraki :
So you're just another brat? Why am I not surprised?
Your only meaningful drive crashed like Kaneda's bike
I won't be taking this from an orphan ; Shima will bomb a second time 
He has no family to speak of, but me? I fucking killed mine!
That ego got to you, now it shines brighter than your forehead
Its so big, a universe formed in it and all it took was some existential dread
You went and crushed your friends but Kaori? A line I’m surprised you’d even tread
Last time your girl got assaulted, you froze up.. till you got bailed again
Thought Dabi was the one who was charred up, but you? Just look at your arm. bud
Didn’t wanna be babied, the government saw you and said “I’ll take that freedom”
Made you a freak show and all because you didn’t pay attention to the road
Nowadays, you get any attention and you’re wanting to be left alone

Tetsuo Shima : 
At least I had someone to hold in my arms! A single touch and they bite the dust quick
The only ones that gave a fuck about you are your underage fans consisted of simps
Get a whiff of this, you imputent bitch! Your storyline is so riddled with twists
That you got shot by Snipe, bullets came to mind, and now they're a goddamn plot device!

Tomura Shigaraki :
Christ, grow a pair and you can't rely on Akira to leave his for ya
Was so split on finding the kid, your manga and anime endings got torn up
And if your film is what inspired Kanye, I’d suggest you take your shit and leave
‘Cause at least I don't discriminate compared to his antisemitic tweets

Tetsuo Shima :
Shut up! I won't be talked down to by a Kira’s fashion display
With all of these villains taking the stage, it makes sense your quirk is to Decay
This incel had no motivation, went outside to a shopping mall
Struck cords and his ego with a minor, and that's what gives him resolve?!
Congratulations! His balls dropped and so did the chance of saving him
Had his awakening, took a page from his master and stole my drip!
Naught but a fraud! Compress is the only one left reading your memory
I am a God! So get on your knees and pray to me!

Tomura Shigaraki :
Done sucking your thumb, or does the giant baby need his bottle?
Just takes a couple pills and the drugs make him go full throttle
You’ll end up drawing blood if you think we stand on equal footing
So do what you're best at in your miserable life and start booking!
You're the final boss? No, your lack of experience points out to me
That you represent your status well as a king... of a trash heap
I’m through with you. God or not, tell me if this was in your plan
When you're just like before : Dissolved in the palm of my hand


Tomura Shigaraki vs Tetsuo Shima - My Hero Academia vs Anything! #13

Keemstar: Boris
Scarce: Julian

Beat by Tristian on the Track
Mixed by Julian
Written by Kamren, Dilly, and Razzy
Thumbnail by AngryMidget 

Keemstar:
What’s up Drama Alert nation! I’m back with another rap
Against a flannel wearing bitch who couldn't face me in a boxing match
When I come to your house, I’ll show you why they call me Killer
And unlike a car crash, it won’t turn out as a rumor
Whenever Scarce starts talking; Let's get right into the noose!
Screw you and DeFranco, I’m the king of YouTube news
When you go back on hiatus, I can’t wait to report your death
Leave you paralyzed like Ricky, but next verse, I’ll go more in-depth

Scarce:
Hey guys, Scarce here, and on this story today
Daniel’s eating popcorn when he should actually be losing weight
I’m dysle-sick on the mic, while it seems you’re snorting Coke
Girls send nudes to you, and I’m not talking about your co-host
That verse was more broken than what you caused to Bash
While I’m G Fueled by News ; didn’t even need a code for that
So instead of your daughter, why don’t you go and suck a dick
Nevermind, it looks like you’ve been doing that to Jake and Logan

Keemstar:
No wonder you hid your face, go back behind the tree
Since everyone mostly knows you through Reddit and dead memes
Like when Leafy was here, this fast boi will leave you in the dust
Between you and Gloryandgold, I can’t tell who’s more fucked up
I’m the one spitting Thunder, while you struggle to rise from Crypts
It just makes me wonder if you’ll blame the jews for this
By the end of this battle, I’ll have this frog croaked
If it weren’t for me or Grade, you wouldn’t even be known

Scarce:
Looks like this gnome came up short, like your pedo accusations
Jokes so old, they must’ve came from your Mom’s Basement
That verse was about as rich as that Dollar in the Woods
Ridiculous you talk about memes when thousands came from you
With all the backlash you’ve received, you should be getting all the hate
No surprise you’re shit at rapping ; There’s irony for a DJ
You’re so full of lies, you even have a show called Bait
Keem got terminated again, like all the accounts he made

Scarce VS Keemstar - Rap Battle

Originally a Quick Diss, but Jason scrapped it and gave it to me so props to him

Paul : Kamren
Webkinz Killer : Dani Frias

Beat: https://picosong.com/wSCSP
Beat Produced by: Tristan
Written by: Jason Carreon
Mixed by: Dani Frias

Paul:
Well, I'm used to dealing with kids, but why must I fight with their lies?
Guess I don't wanna catch this pet, since it'll make mine meet their “demise”
Or maybe I shouldn't take them to the vet? I don't know at this point
But, a shitty Toontown rip-off with lore? Eh, I know it’d dissapoint
False hoax, with false hope will choke, on finding it's own mystery
I'll stay where I am as it may seem, my theories will go in history
Dissing me? I'm your successor, you best show some respect, sir
Or whatever it may be qualifying as your gender
Boxes can’t top this when Herobrine is more intriguing
Most likely your bars end up like your story, they have no meaning
Dr. Quack to Lag your stuff gets more disorienting than my second half
Got this in the bag! Bout to beat this drag, far less surprising than this fad

Webkinz Killer:
Paul? Well i'll simply say you're better fit within abandoned forests
Got commentary on ya like, your “murder case”, it's atrocious
Though this isn't my games chat, I'm not censoring what I'm stating
‘Nor your body when I’m done with this Pansy like a Pooch, get what i'm saying?
Calling me a drag? I know being clear isn't really your catch
But, 16 episodes, and some cringe, you're in the need for a verbal dispatch
Made for Sony Entertainment, haven't seen so much work for nothing
Verse with more filler and fluffing, and with that one I ain’t one bluffing
Still around after a year? And I thought Ash had deranged age
What you Deliver is the same, as a little girls range
Couldn't catch this victory, like real attention you got from your viewer's
Coming from some dead channel who acts as if his own abuser
Some loser “found a game” that's his only claim to fame
We're not the same, I'm a story, while yours went down the drain
With those memes made, what do you really plan to do?
So come on here ya Cynical, about time you show me Petscop 2.

Paul:
Fans more rare than my Windmill I'm going for the kill, so here's the deal
Doesn't take Fortnite and recent youths to see your fates been sealed
Got played like a Piano, with no controls my hand, man, Game Over
On ice thinner than them Penguins, it's time to put down this loner...

Paul (Petscop) vs The Webkinz Killer - Rap Battle

Tomura Shigaraki : Swoldow EVGRB 
SCP-049 : Nekomancer

Beat Prod. : Tristan 
Mixed by : The Supah Master
Written by Kamren, Swoldow EVGRB, and Nekomancer
Idea inspired by Nooby
New Logo by Uncredited

Tomura Shigaraki : 
It seems that I'll be needing no assistance from my League of Villains
When I face the most overrated creature that his website's ever written!
You used to be tolerable, then you're added to Regalis's dropped fad
And now the only thing you infect is the contents of a preteen girl's Wattpad!
I mean just look at yourself, Mr. HoodedEdgyBirdAtHotTopic
With all the fanfics about yourself, your corpses aren’t the only ones rotten
Used to be compared to Creepypastas, never heard a connection stupider
When I've seen numbered docs done better from cryptic Youtubers

SCP-049:
Bonjour, je suis ton docteur pour aujourd'hui, Shigaraki;
Sent to cure the selfish brat who whines when he doesn't get his way
This doctor goes Hamm on the mic, with bars more fire than Dabi's flames
Got ill rhymes of my own compared to this subject testing for the Plague

Tomura Shigaraki :
Sheesh, I don't remember this one being converted to a Nomu
But with your ceased brain activity, I guess there's no difference for you
I'm surprised I could understand your writing, turn to your journals for example
Forget Euclid, this is one Keter threat your foundation can never handle 

SCP-049 : 
This literal walking facepalm proves why his league’s ruined collectively
Your abominations; defective, see. I rhyme the most effectively!
Received an entire arc about your crimes? How obscure
But do not be afraid of this, child; for I am the cure.
The restraints have been released, a Great Dying in this containment breach
So do not take that tone with me, leave the snapping to 173!
Your master killed your grandmother? Now ain't that some comedy gold?
Judging the look of your face, The Pestilence has already taken control

Tomura Shigaraki :
Between the heroes and yourself, I can't tell which one is more pitiful
Call yourself a doctor? At least Daruma's experiments were successful
Kurogiri, take this shit-Stain away, he's been a complete waste of my time
Left you and your creatures in the dust, like I'll soon do with All Might!

SCP-049 :
Even as the hands of your family cling onto their last bit of life
It still stands that my patients come out more alive!
Despite all the attention seeking, what really hurts, Tenko
Is that it appears your quirk's properties have only applied to the microphone

Tomura Shigaraki vs SCP-049 - My Hero Academia vs Anything! #1 (ft. Swoldow EVGRB & Nekomancer)

Tsuyu Asui : ParanoidLemon https://www.instagram.com/paranoidlemon/
The Toad : Jose

Instrumental :https://picosong.com/wAYtp/ by Kustom
Flowtest : https://picosong.com/wKF5W
Written by Kamren and Fightmarker
Mixed by Kamren and Jordan
Art by Jason Carreon and ColeDaCole
New Logo by Uncredited

Lyrics: 

Toad:
I was meant to fight a man, but they send a kid instead
So I'll do Magneto the honor and leave this gender-bent
Maybe you could use your four eyes to see how this is mismatched
I'm the Toad King of mutants, while you're overrated waifu trash
Now I know that I rioted out for mates in San Francisco 
But that didn't mean I wanted to pair up with the likes of Momo!
This is my Dark Reign, while I'm Ura-rocking the mic in this
You'll be left more broken than you were in One's Justice!

Tsuyu Asui:
I thought I began lonely, then I took a peek at your origin
Say that I’m a freak? Yet you were outcasted by orphans
You sure you want to be a villain? You keep shifting sides
One minute you’re Spidey’s pal, the next you stab his behind!
You were flawed from the start, reminds me of your former project
So I'll reject this win from you like I was a club leader or Scarlet
I’m surprised you came up with lines despite your mental challenges
Take this Sirius-ly, maybe then you won’t be considered talentless

The Toad :
That verse was plain Froppy, you best hip hop off the beat now
Or I'll make this the second time you've been left broken down
Bit through your filler like a wasp, as for your character as a whole
You stole my powers Monica, that’s it, case closed!

Tsuyu Asui :
Good you’re sticking to your title, everything you said was Terrible, Toad
Cause if you were wanting me to go to sleep, next time, try to spit cold
Thanks for the show, clown, but stay under your Misfit crew
Since it’s best you stay forgotten like it was your film debut

Tsuyu Asui vs The Toad - My Hero Academia Vs Anything #2 (ft. ParanoidLemon & Jose)

Daniel J D'Arby : Kamren
King Dice : Swoldow 

Beat : https://clyp.it/1ajdz3sp
Beat Prod. : DAGA BEATMAKER
Written by Kamren
Mixed by FyxFynn

Daniel J D'Arby :
Well look what the cat dragged in, one of my captives has escaped
Oh never mind, its nothing Moor than a cartoon trying to save face
With "that" being your poker face, I thought you were a [STAND] yourself
I mean, can you blame me? You're the lackey to the ruler of all Hell
If you're the Devil's right hand man, I'll smack you with my left, man
Come bring your minions in, I'll overflow them like mugs, man!
Lost a bet and threw a fit? Follow your own advice and scram
Since you’re never safe against the greatest gambler in the land!

King Dice :
I'm Mr. King Dice, you better heed the words I say
Cause I'll take your chocolate bars and spit 'em back in your face
How are you gonna play with me if you don't have any dice to roll?
Ya betta' believe mine are loaded, gonna let kids take your toll?
Startled by cigarettes? I stomp them out as a threat!
So pull out your shit deck and place your bets
Are you gonna lay down a decent verse and call my bluff?
Or will you spout madness on the floor? Now then, you're up!

Daniel J D'Arby :
Still want to go? Good, I guess I’ll settle for another
But if you want to play games, I bet you’d like fighting my brother

King Dice :
And end up with my fingers broken? All your Bets are Off! 
At least when I’m playing my games, I do more than just talk
With that new hair dye you got, I should call you Ebeneezer
Since you were only made to outclass old, cheating geezers!

Daniel J D'Arby :
Please, you lost to some kids, this boss rushed, too easy!
Chose to pick the wrong beef, and now your soul belongs to me

Daniel J D'Arby vs King Dice - Rap Battle! (ft. Swoldow)

Denki Kaminari: HyperJacob96 
Pichu: MetaMachine 

Beat : https://clyp.it/vlhjpv2h?token=0795700e87ea24e829c613ff0ec4ea82
Beat Prod. : Kustom
Written by Kamren, Gengo, and MetaMachine
Mixed by HyperJacob96
New Logo by Uncredited
Pichu art by Rabi

Denki Kaminari: (0:15)
It seems I stepped into a killer spot to paralyze Gen 2’s worst
Been here since day one, there’s a reason I’m going first!
You should be used to taking orders, this battle isn't even fair 
I've been training my skills to the best, while you were left at your Daycare!

Pichu: (0:29)
Not even mid-way, Jammingway, and you already annoy
With you ranking the lowest of 1A, all you've done is disappoint!
Think you're threatening? Please, your rhymes don't speak Mic levels
Thumbs down on that performance, your insults aren't anything special

Denki Kaminari: (0:42)
You’re one to talk! Last I checked, your stats are a cluttered mess
You know it gets bad when electronics complain about poor defences!
Don’t let this come as a shock, you best knock it off
Play ukuleles? Just stop! Lemme show you how to really rock!
Out of all the rodents GameFreak made, why put me against the Elekid
Whose more stuck in his sibling’s shadow than Mimikyu is!
This’ll hurt me more than it does you...Oh wait! Nevermind!
Want another go trying to rhyme? Best have Celebi to turn back time!

Pichu: (1:09)
Why don't you make like Jiro's quirk, and plug yourself up
Lived in Saitama’s region, but couldn’t manage to land a single punch!
Need me to dumb it down for you, or perhaps you already got that covered?
Vine Whipped in the festival, so how can I expect you to bring the Thunder!?
Think I'm easy prey? You should've thought your strategy through
Since you've made this the second time a mouse humiliated you!
Keep letting Mineta drag you down, While in Smash, I’m getting more appraise
You’ve ran out of time to diss, and now you’ve failed, call me your grades

Denki Kaminari vs Pichu - My Hero Academia vs Anything #3 (ft. HyperJacob96 & MetaMachine)

Discord : Titanium1208
Bill Cipher : Vlad

Beats by Beatg33kz and Tristan

Written by Kamren, Henry Jones, Mason Gates and Creep Switch
Mixed by Vlad

Lyrics : https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cMRwSXxCEscE-bHOlmyxSH8Wu4coNUedr_jD1he0p_4/edit

Who Won? : https://www.strawpoll.me/19054146

Lines Explained : https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Jqg_nrPt2dAwl4fXk3Mo54tpqdDd5gtw3MYxBZxs4tA/edit

Discord vs Bill Cipher - Rap Battle! (ft. Vlad, Titanium1208 & Matt Raichous)

Plankton's Experiment : The Monarchy
Squidward's Suicide : Jose

Written by Kamren
Beat : https://drive.google.com/file/d/144fEa5wotGUJpfbpX_hUv3gQJ09Bg1jJ/view?usp=drivesdk
Beat Prod. : Hollywood Legend
Mixed by : Jordan
Cover art by AaronGPeters
Special Thanks to Dustin and Jade!

[0:25]
Squidward's Suicide :
So they revived me just to be put against an episode so shallow?
Since you're just another crappy-pasta that I'll crush beneath my shadow
The voices tell me to do many things, but read your story? Not one of them!
I mean, just look at the Wattpad page! You're just One Course Meal, chum
Musical notes are my formula! The one you should have killed over
Then again, I would have replaced it like Jade when she tossed you over
To the trash can where you belong, don't you realize it yet?
I'm the whole reason for you even being created on the web!

[0:51]
Plankton's Experiment :
Haven't gotten halfway, yet this experiment has already proved pointless 
Since there are better tales of horror coming from suicidal rodents
Had your chance at the Super Bowl, then Sicko Mode got in the way
Now you mope on your bed, screaming "KAREN TOOK MY HAPPINESS AWAY!"
The crowd booed you off the stage, but I didn’t know your plays could get worse
Remind me who ruined Bikini Bottom, cuz it sure wasn’t fucking Squidward!
Here I thought my traps were rich, but your cameo was only for clicks
Then ended transparent as Red Mists, showing off some dead kids.

[1:16]
Squidward's Suicide :
Plankton mad he's getting served? You ain't Hillenburg, so hush
But what can I say? You're already used to being rushed!

[1:23]
Plankton's Experiment :
My story was a masterpiece! Yours is forgotten each and every day
So make yourself useful for once, take that gun and blow out your brains!
Quit the hyper realism, I only need one eye to creep the masses

[1:32]
Squidward's Suicide :
You don't even have a leg to stand on! Something you have less than Patrick
I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, HAVE FUN WITH THE POLICE!! 

[1:39]
Plankton's Experiment :
Drawing this battle to a close, here lies Squiddy's Hopes and Dreams....

Plankton's Experiment vs Squidward's Suicide - Rap Battle! (ft. Jose & The Monarchy)

YT Video : https://youtu.be/aoaU5_GxjTM

Cast :
Izuku Midoriya: Alex/J Morris(https://soundcloud.com/user-650786333-593076861)
Ruby Rose: Evava (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjHqysMyVuKS0djTRRiUiGQ)

Beat: https://clyp.it/gbdi3hoy?token=b49da89fb1530fc113a9759891c09f93
Beat Prod. : Allrounda
Written by Kamren, MetaMachine, Gengo and Krystal
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by MICAH 


Lyrics :

Ruby Rose:
Facing off against Green Naruto? This'll be lots of fun!
It doesn't take a punch below the gut just to see that Deku is Nuts, 
From his odd choice of friends, to his creepy hero obsession
Me? I graduated from my class, like Aizawa, I'll teach you a lesson
Haven't gotten to your verse, but around girls, I already know
This'll be the second time you got something caught in your throat!
Schools training mutants? Past mentors and black whips?
You only smile in front of others just to hide your 'borrowed' shticks!

Izuku Midoriya:
Fight this wolf, little red hood! I’ll leave another maiden bruised and beat!
Proved you’re weak! Take ‘sis away and you’re a chicken; Rooster Teeth!
Despite your gun obsession, you can’t take shots, stick to copying storylines
When after Pyrrha died, you decided to use your "Silver Eyes!"
Eat this diss, miss! How's that for sweets going through your head?
Wander into U.A, and you’ll end up just like Roses: Red
Why don’t you take your lines and go through another redesign?
But that's pointless like your manga, you're hopeless without your scythe!

Ruby Rose: 
You're always in need of saving, yet you say I’m reliant?
Just look at your recent chapters, make like Koda and stay quiet
So take a seat, I’ll take the lead! You’re not made to take charge
Since when you decide to take action, you end up breaking your arms!
While we’re on the subject, let’s talk about the secret of your quirk
The only thing ‘super’ about this human is the amount of tears you burst!
I’m sorry, speak up a bit and quit it with the mumbled raps
Or you’ll get blown up in this fight, but I guess you’re used to that

Izuku Midoriya:
Analyzing what you've dissed, all I heard from you was fluff-filled!
Take One L For All your wasted ideas, I'm leaving this thorn grilled!
Detroit Smashing the mic, you're not used to throwing punchlines
Guess I'll take center stage myself, I know you got a case of stage fright!
I’ve spent my Summer fighting villains, training to be my class's best
While the ones you've experienced had someone dying in the process!
You were born on Halloween, it’s no wonder you fight Grimm, reaper
You’re a relic; best left 4 years back, while I'm smashing theatres!

Ruby Rose:
You’re as defenseless as they come ; no need to count in percents
If I wanted My Huntress Academics, I'd rather go join the X-Men!
Whether its my flow or your own, you'll still be the one who drowned 
So add this loss to the many times you let everyone around you down

Izuku Midoriya:
Your mom and creator are rolling in their graves knowing you’ll meet the same fate
Even if I brought Ochaco in, you still won't live up to your namesake!
You’re known for having shit writing, keep pushing your fans away
It's verbal Yin and Yang, left you like your sis, let the blood drain!



Izuku Midoriya Vs Ruby Rose - My Hero Academia vs Anything #4 (ft. Alex M & Evava)

Baku : DeegleNV
Pizza Time Pizza : Mancha (UBERocity) 
Beat : http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20Party%20Animal.mp3
Beat Prod : Tristan
Written by Kamren, ColeDaDole, GamingPlush64 and Swoldow
Mixed by Dani Frias
Baku art by Rabi
Thumbnail by Paige

Intro :  

Baku :
Bruh I'm deadass hungry right now

[Door opens to the Pizza Time Pizza Establishment]

Pizza Man :
Hello sir, welcome to Pizza Time Pizza! What can I get you today?

Baku :
Ok lemme get that uhhh... BONELESS PIZZA with uhh two liter of Coke.

Pizza Man :
Sure! Do you want the special [unintelligible english] order to go with it?

Baku :
HELL FUCKIN NAH

[Beat starts]

Pizza Man :
Here at Pizza Time Pizza, we're a family, community
Not a dead meme, unworthy, of immunity from our deity
I've heard about your Boneless shtick, and it only left me bored
You look like the kind of clip art to buy clothes at a soup store
Didn't hop on any tracks, but on Hank's Bread, you tried to flow
Now you're here on this channel battling me, I thought you didn't do Promos?
Reminding me of Julian, so like him, you best stay out of my way
I'll be the second person you've met who don't play your type of games
With the stolen face and clothes, I wouldn't call that Fair Use
So what's the point of rapping on a track if you fail at that too?
Even if I take out the B, Aku is still an extra bitch
Since I've fleshed out my story more than anything you've got a Bone-In!

Baku :
This track got limited minutes bruh, wrap this shit up
Damn, I should've know y'all restaurants were always this corrupt 
Look, I ain’t joining your wack ass creepy cult shit bro   
You prolly got actual bones inside of your shit dough

Pizza Man :
Was that all in your vocab? It seems you need my school of education
Cause with those speeding tickets, guess you ran into a little situation!
I’m making bars behind my bars and still making a presence
While Seth ranked you below Tobi, I’d call that a Descension

Baku :
Need to get off my line, bitch. I mean, fucking hell
Your fuckin’ creator couldn’t be bothered to buy your damn URL
Decrypting hidden DMs n shit? I can't communicate with you properly
Because honestly? Y'ain't shit, I've been whooping chefs tryna fuck with me
What are you on about? Youtubers always got you Swept Up
So add my own to exposing inside your mind, I'm your host for now, bruh
And your lore bro? Fuck, and I thought K-Pop was hard to understand... 
But with those missing people? Bruh, where's the fucking cops when you need 'em?
Y'all ended on Halloween, so you ain't got shit, Spooky Pizza Man
When that shit went live, people Bale-d, and now your content’s bland
Man got no loyalty, abandoned followers and ego's Supreme
So fuck you, fuck your food service and your cult, Y E E T

Baku (Boneless Pizza) Vs Pizza Time Pizza - Rap Battle! (ft. DeegleNV & UBERocity)

Ephraim Winslow : WillEpicFilcks 
Thomas Wake : Light 

Flapjack : CyanMilkShake / nEon
Captain K'Nuckles : Freshy Kanal

Written by Kamren.
Additional help by CreepSwitch and Paige.
Thumbnail background by Oofie.
Beat : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HVC4XknA9A
Beat Prod. : BreathtakingBeats.
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by Jason Carreon

Lyrics :
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IKlfmX93Xn1Wswj4c6RTeotRYEdyBo7k89UjO5nCOI4/edit

Lyrics Explained + Trivia! :
https://docs.google.com/document/d/16_LJsAhTAn-cq7Nb6AgtDolZ0vnSX0VLrDFosp105GE/edit

The Lighthouse vs The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack - Rap Battle!

Midnight : K.C
Angel Dust : Alex M

Written by Kamren and Andrey
Additional help by MetaMachine
Beat Prod : Kustom
Mixed by Alex
Suggested by Krystal

Angel Dust :
Normally I charge broads extra and rather keep this discreet
For a cash grab, but I'm happy to dominate tricks for free
You'd figure for a school of heroes, they'd have someone classy reppin'
Damn toots! This freak's got a style you wouldn't catch me dead in! (oh wait..)
This harlot hero's a degenerate, more than me with what's been proven
Gave costumes an ESRB rating, well ain't that just fuckin' stupid?
Was replaced by Aizawa 'cause you can't keep a class in control
Yet you think you'll be able to pin me down in this battle? Whatever asshole

Midnight :
For a stripper, I'd expect you to finesse me with some hooking lines
Yet your namesake drug gets snorted, overdosed to death double time
Cuz when a heroine puts heroin Addicts in their place
It's easy to give this demon a villain name, a piece of Angel Cake!
You better hold your chest high, my raps are tighter than your suit
The only thing of worth coming out your mouth is that golden tooth
I'd crush an itsy bitsy spider, but Valentino leaves you wrecked
Need money to pay off your pimp? Just ask for a reality check!
Cuz it isn’t wise cracking if all your jokes are full of cockiness
Change the viewership to 18+ ; ass whippings for a mature audience
Popped your rap battle Cherri and Bombed, at least Bakugo won his
Your best accomplishment was moving Vivzie past toxic relationships!

Angel Dust : 
Is giving me a headache one of MidNite's side effects?
This snoozefest? Not impressed, won't leave me cracked with your attempts
The nudist is giving me a lecture? Oh bore me more
Oboro would be ashamed, you're turned on by the kids he died for!
I'm colder than a box of popsicles, insulting age gets you screamin'
The whore putting the "why?" in "horny," are we sure she's not a demon?
Handed L's from Mineta show you're gonna need to go harder
Or you'll be stuck with me in this dump, just go ask your author!
There's no redemption, silly. I mean, your early duties showed
I don't need to make jokes, you're already leaving yourself exposed!
Now that's pathetic, but not as much as you'll be amounted to
From your fans to Gigantomachia, someone will always crush you!

Midnight :
Ironic the adult star acts childish, decency is what you lack
When you tried to hijack Charlie's dreams again by rapping on this track
That window of opportunity is closed if she thinks you'll be redeemed
Call you an oversized Nuggs, this hog’s behavior is obscene!
Can't you see? Oh nevermind, almost forgot you got that black eye
I'm one Helluva Boss, you're a lost cause, Alastor couldn't give you any applause!
Anthony got pent up, dragged through the ground and in this exam, he failed
You'd be better off serving your sentences if you were put in horny jail!

Midnight vs Angel Dust - My Hero Academia vs Anything! #5 (ft. K.C and Alex M

A 21-year old guy who raps for a living. I also make FNF covers lol 
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