"Grocery Bag" is written, produced, mixed, and mastered by Kansas Cory. "Grocery Bag" contains a sample from Neon Indian's bumpin' "Techno Clique."

Grocery bag full of money.
Hangin’ out at Whole Foods,
lookin’ for some honeys.

But you know I stay thirsty.
Grab me a Sprite.
Gotta make that shit dirty.

Best way to spend a Saturday.
If you lookin’ for the toilet paper,
it’s that-a way.

Girl, I got you. But let me tell you:
get off work ‘round ten.
Girl, come through.

Got a clean-up on aisle three.
Lookin’ at her ‘cause she lookin’ at me.
But then, I spilled milk.
God damn, she a MILF.

She asked me, “Where the Captain Crunch at?”
I said, “Damn, girl. That ass fat.”
She said, “Thanks. I work out,”
grabbed a Capri Sun pouch,

poked the straw through the plastic,
and she put it in her mouth.
At this point, I’m freakin’ out.
Does she want me? Man, I have my doubts.

She asked, “You deliver to the house?”
I said, “No. That’s my pal.”
She said, “Could it be you somehow?”
I said, “...I’ll figure it out.”

Grocery bag full of money.
Hangin’ out at Whole Foods,
lookin’ for some honeys.

But you know I stay thirsty.
Grab me a Sprite.
Gotta make that shit dirty.

Best way to spend a Saturday.
If you lookin’ for the toilet paper,
it’s that-a way.

Girl, I got you. But let me tell you:
get off work ‘round ten.
Girl, come through.

I’m in the back of the store now,
talkin' to my boy ‘cause you know I’m try’na score now.
He said, “We don’t delivery.
What the fuck you think this is, man? Fuckin’ HyVee?”

I felt my heart sink to my feet.
I told him, “Fuck, man. Can you let me sneak
off for a while? You don’t know how long it’s been.
I’m just try’na get a peek, man. She a ten.”

You know my boy. He obliged.
I was thinkin’ of her thighs
on my way back to deliver her groc'ries,
walkin’ past the shelf with the Cinnamon Toasties.

I turned the corner, and there he was --
fuckin’ six foot tall and hella buff,
mackin’ on my girl with the wedding ring on.
She said, “There you are! What’s the word? This my husband John.”

Grocery bag full of money.
Hangin’ out at Whole Foods,
lookin’ for some honeys.

But you know I stay thirsty.
Grab me a Sprite.
Gotta make that shit dirty.

Best way to spend a Saturday.
If you lookin’ for the toilet paper,
it’s that-a way.

Girl, I got you. But let me tell you:
get off work ‘round ten.
Girl, come through.

Grocery Bag

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