late cos I was in mental hospital (and I'll be back there for a while soon)
random thumbnail cos I couldn't find the old one
happy birth

[late bday] E!!! + cheŁ (an Echeł nyehupoupaskibidichipichapaheh no trousle cos he evaded fanum tax)

I'm not so proud of this... I suck at non-Shreddage backing.
Original by: https://soundcloud.com/wiktor-skorupski
Thumbnail: https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/geidararsf/marx-kirby-super-star

MARXLOLAZING (Kurczokified)

Łatka (pronounce Ł as W) passed away about month ago and I used all my power that left to make this megalo tribute for her. She was a good girl (she used to growl and bite me sometimes though). You will be missed by me and my family... R.I.P. Łatka [*]
tfw thumbnail made of her photo and battle made in Paint... if someone wants to draw better thumbnail, please contact me before you do this
I cried during making this ;_;

[Megalo my dead dog] LETHARGUS - a Łatka tribute

EXTRATERRESTRIAL - a dziad ufolud (ufo grandpa) megalo

Trousle made for Ore's contest (tfw I have big chance of winning because I haven't seen many contest entries)

Groovy! + Godly Music Skirmish (nhh and trousle made using only GMS and FPC) (Ore's MMC)

New version: https://soundcloud.com/kapitankurczok/bloodmoon-an-original-megalo-inspired-by-a-minecraft-mod

* you hear thousands of voices that don't belong here...
* you feel thousands of unspawned eyes pointing towards your pathetic soul...
* and you've chosen to stay on the surface
* you spot first of many opponents
* but other opponents spotted you before you did
* so... who doesn't belong here now?

[Original Megalo] BLOODMOON (beta) (new version in description)

So uhh instead of making a special for 117 followers... I made this. Just a random idea, but turned out epic. I guess it's the end of my hiatus.
Motifs:
Lead, square, brass and slow - Battle Theme #3 (lead was changed so the first note has now another note under it)
Solo - Into The Future Theme #1
MIDI used:
https://musescore.com/5thpartial/scores/1661351
https://www.reddit.com/r/battlecats/comments/74kp8f/fanmade_midi_arrangement_for_hard_battle/

MEOWPOCALYPSE (a Battle Cats megalo)

wtf am I doing I'm supposed to make my 117 followers special but I make random stuff
Motifs:
Lead - Death by Glamour (slightly modified backing of main motif)
Drop - Metal Crusher intro
Square - Power of NEO
Brass - It's Showtime!
Slow - Oh! One true love
Solo - one of Death by Glamour motifs (also the chord progression here is from it)
I'm really proud of the lead and the second lead section (the jumping/hopping/skipping one)
Also the thumbnail sprites are just modified stamps from pixilart (that's why Chara is more HD than Mettaton) and the font is hand drawn

[KK!Storyshift] COLD STEEL

Is she even still alive? I'm afraid I turned her into a monster when I was hibernating inside my mind. Should I fix it? Wait, not yet... there's a 2v3 soul duel in my head. My brothers are possessed and I'm in this body with them and other survivor of .̸͚̭̘͇̺̃-̴͍̦̄̒̽,̴̛̱̹͚͈͇̒=̴̞̜̙͍̖̿͗̕|̶͖͝~̶̯̦̮̑̄͑̅͜͝

YIN-YANG (a megalo for my ex gf) *I never had one irl and I survived multiple heartbreaks*

probably funni only for me (and Echeł)
can I get an E???
thx Echeł for new thumbnail

[Ehh... hell] E!!! + cheŁ (an Echeł upoupatitrolololotiruriruwalabaladingdonghehheh)

Imagine Storyspin where doge is Sans, dancing dog is Asgore and Gabe is Papyrus. Inspired by https://soundcloud.com/treven-the-meme-emperor who made https://soundcloud.com/treven-the-meme-emperor/wacky-dog
MOTIFS
Lead: Y2K, bbno$ - Lalala
Square: Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Heads Will Roll
Brass: Aaron Smith - Dancin
Slow: George Michael - Careless Whisper
Solo: Darude - Sandstorm
Thanks https://soundcloud.com/dropofff for correcting some of my mistakes.

foot licking. (a Doge Megalolazing)

So I'm back like everyone else...
What? oh, the thumbnail... it's my random weird shit, don't ask

Soundcloud changed their mind, I kinda knew it was gonna happen

Cool clown but sad (an original Earthbound encounter theme)

I guess it's the end of my semi-hiatus, I'll try to upload more in 2020 (which will begin in 2 hours in Poland) and this is something I made from boredom or just to test my Shreddage on something that's not a megalo. Expect a big surprise megalo cover next and then I'll make a self-insert (?) AU. I already have an intro for H&D of this AU.

[KK!Underfell] Confronting a Bloodthirsty Villain (or just BAaTH metal cover)

stupid spider can't even eat a banana (which will rotato faster)

Giant Metal Enemy Spider

only true OG Kurczok fans remember it (tfw still most of my fans are also my friends)
https://soundcloud.com/kapitankurczok/bloodmoon-an-original-megalo-inspired-by-a-minecraft-mod

https://soundcloud.com/kapitankurczok/bloodmoon-an-original-megalo-inspired-by-a-minecraft-mod

Previous version of this megalo is now labeled "beta" because I didn't want to call this v2, it's still similar. I'm proud of it and it's my best megalo so far (Echel agreed with me). All motifs are original, I just wanted to make something that fits in mood of this mod. The demonic screeching clips are there because it reminds me of a mob from another mod (which is secret for now, because I'm making a modpack and I'll livestream it with friends, but in Polish).

Changes in this version: epic plugin preset created by me on master, way better drums, some effects tweaked, key change, intro and outro upgrade, new instrument in the intro plays along with the strings

Inspired by this mod: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/bloodmoon
But in 1.7.10 the Bloodmoon was part of this mod: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/random-things

P.S. tfw you have to trim in Audacity so it won't be 4:21, the same about the beta version

BLOODMOON - an original megalo inspired by a Minecraft mod

I made this more than a month ago and Łatka (it's a Polish name) passed away in February 2019. Also this is a remaster of the first version made about month after she died.
Old version: https://soundcloud.com/kapitankurczok/megalo-my-dead-dog-lethargus-a-latka-tribute

[Megalo my dead dog: Flashback] LETHARGUS - a friend's last bark

If you wonder why I used only Caramelldansen motifs, it's a meme in Poland, there's a pope themed Caramelldansen parody "Inba wciąż trwa" and insulting John Paul II is a meme itself, it's called cenzo. Also this text on the thumbnail is a pasta.
YouTube version (too quiet, but with an animated sprite and battle screen): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUpyq-Q97Ng

[Cenzotale] CANONIZATION (a pope John Paul II megalo)

Other Polish Toilet Spin memes: made in 5 minutes
My brain: YOU CAN MAKE A MEGALO OUT OF THIS
YouTube version (animated): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrwR-kFFSXY
* do you wanna have a soup time?

[Polish Toilet Tale] DIARRHEA (Polish Toilet Spin but it's Megalovania)

Q&A

Q: Where are you from?
A: Poland.

Q: Where is Poland?
A: Right next to the warzone.

Q: What games do you play?
A: Minecraft and mobile games. I'll start playing something on PC when I'll get new one, I will also livestream in Polish, because I can't maintain my English for too long and I already have a fanbase as a shitposter, memer and cute cat UwU

Q: Wait what? Cat?
A: nya~ :3

Q: Uhh...
A: That wasn't a question.

Q: Are you stupid?
A: No yes idk maybe uhh chungus

Q: Ass or tiddy?
A: or

Q: Did you destroy my-
A: It was the elephant!

Q: I didn't finish my sentence...
A: It was the elephant!

Q: Are you even listening?
A: It was the elephant!

Q: What does this elephant do on your profile picture?
A: He has sex with your mom.

Q: You motherfu-
A: It was the elephant!

Kapitan Kurczok

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