TRIBUKE = Un hommage par le Ukulélé
Hommage à l'un des meilleurs groupe de rock français : Les Satellites!

TELECHARGEMENT : kaptainbigg.bandcamp.com/album/tribuk…s-satellites

TRIBUKE Les Satellites

TRIBUKE Les Satellites - Un attentat

TRIBUKE Les Satellites - Pieds orange

No Guitar Inside - No AI Inside - Just Rock and Ukulele !

Goo Goo Muck (The Cramps Cover)

No Guitar Inside - No AI Inside - Just Rock and Ukulele !
Theme song from the series "The Munster," composed by Jack Marshall in 1964.

The Munsters (Jack Marshall cover)

No Guitar Inside - No AI Inside - Just Rock and Ukulele !
Instrumental garage surf from the japan band : The 5, 6, 7, 8's

Highschool Witch (The 5, 6, 7, 8's cover)

Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?
Come with us and you will see
This, our town of Halloween

This Is Halloween, This Is Halloween!
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night

This Is Halloween, everybody make a scene
Trick or treat till the neighbor's gonna die of fright

It's our town, everybody scream!
In this town of Halloween

I am the one hiding under your bed,
Teeth ground sharp, and eyes glowing red!
I am the one hiding under your stairs,
Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair

This Is Halloween, This Is Halloween
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween!
In this town we call home,
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

In this town, don't we love it now?
Everybody's waiting for the next surprise!

'Round that corner man, hiding in the trash can
Something's waiting now to pounce and how you'll
Scream!

This Is Halloween,
 red 'n' black,
and slimy green
Aren't you scared?
Well that's just fine!

Say it once, say it twice, take a chance and roll the dice
Ride with the moon in the dead of night

Everybody scream, everybody scream!
In our town of Halloween

I am the clown with the tear-away face,
Here in a flash and gone without a trace!
I am the who when you call "who's there?"
I am the wind blowing through your hair
I am the shadow on the moon at night,
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright!

This Is Halloween, This Is Halloween
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween!

Tender lumplings everywhere,
Life's no fun without a good scare!
That's our job,
but we're not mean
In our town of Halloween

In this town, don't we love it now?
Everyone's waiting for the next surprise!
Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back
And scream like a banshee, make you jump out of your skin

This is Halloween, everybody scream!
Won't you please make way for a very special guy?
Our man Jack is King of the pumpkin patch
Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King now!

This Is Halloween, This Is Halloween
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween!

In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

La, la, la, la la, la, la, la, la la, la, la, la, ...

This is Halloween (Tim Burton - Danny Elfman cover)


(The Ripper, Jack The Ripper)
 
There's a man who walks the streets of London late at night
(The Ripper, Jack The Ripper)
With a little black bag that's oh-so tight
(The Ripper, Jack The Ripper)
He's got a big black cloak hangin' down his back
(The Ripper, Jack The Ripper)
Well, that's a one big cat I'd just-a hate to fight
(The Ripper, Jack The Ripper)
 
When he walks down the streets
To every girl he meets, he says, is your name Mary Bloo-ood? Uu-aaaah!

(The Ripper, Jack The Ripper)
(The Ripper, Jack The Ripper)
 
When she walks down the streets, he's never far behind
(The Ripper, Jack The Ripper)
With his little black bag and his one track mind
(The Ripper, Jack The Ripper)
Well, he nearly catches up when the lights go down
(The Ripper, Jack The Ripper)
'Cause that's the time he starts his dirty, eh, chop-around
(The Ripper, Jack The Ripper)
 
When he walks down the streets
To every girl he meets, he says, is your name Mary Bloo-ooodd? Uu-aaaaaaah! 

(The Ripper, Jack The Ripper)
(The Ripper, Jack The Ripper)
 
Scotland Yard'll never catch him, 'cause he's  a- much too clever
(He's much too clever)

Mm, but if they do, man they'll get: The Leather - yeah!

(The Ripper, Jack The Ripper)
(The Ripper, Jack The Ripper)
 
Well, the streets of London kinda never safe
(The Ripper, Jack The Ripper)
Whenever Jack The Ripper ever shows his face
(The Ripper, Jack The Ripper)
So, you pretty little girlies, take-a my advice
(The Ripper, Jack The Ripper)
And don't walk the streets of London late at night
(The Ripper, Jack The Ripper)
When he walks down the streets
To every girl he meets, he says, is your name Mary Bloo-ooood? Uaaaaaaah!
 
(The Ripper, Jack The Ripper)
(The Ripper, Jack The Ripper)

Jack The Ripper (Screaming Lord Sutch cover)

I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from the slab began to rise
And suddenly, to my surprise

He did the mash... He did the Monster Mash
The Monster Mash... It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash... It caught on in a flash
He did the mash... He did the Monster Mash

From my laboratory in the Castle East
To the Master Bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abode
To get a jolt from my electrode

And do the mash... And do the Monster Mash
The monster mash... And do my graveyard smash
To do the mash... They caught on in a flash
To do the mash... To do the monster mash

The scene was rocking all were digging the sound
Igor on chains backed by His Baying Hounds
The Coffin Bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, the Crypt Kicker Five

The Zombies were having fun...
The party had just begun...
The guests included Wolfman...
Dracula and his son..

The Zombies were having fun...
The party had just begun...
The guests included Wolfman...
Dracula and his son..

Out from his coffin Drac's voice did ring
It seems he was worried about just one thing
Opened the lid and shook his fist, and said
"Whatever hoppened to my Transylvania Twist?"

It's now the mash... It's now the Monster Mash
The monster mash... And it's a graveyard smash
It's now the mash... It's caught on in a flash
It's now the mash... It's now the Monster Mash

Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
And my Monster Mash, it's the hit of the land
For you, the living, this Mash was meant, too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you

And you can Mash... And you can Monster Mash
The monster mash... And do my graveyard Smash
And you can Mash... You'll catch on in a flash
Then you can Mash... Then you can Monster Mash

Monster Mash (Bobby Boris Pickett cover)

Pour cette fin d'année, voilà une nouvelle version de mon standard...  Passez de bonnes fêtes !
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Instrumental >>>
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Mnn8GDvTaX-IGsCPwIOTi9z9ofcbrDM7/view?usp=sharing
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Vacances à Valras

[Introduction]
(...)
(Les, les Beaufs)
(Les, les Beaufs)
(Les, les Beaufs)
(Les, les Beaufs)
(...)

[Refrain]
Les, les Beaufs vont tous à Valras (Les, les Beaufs)
Les, les Beaufs vont tous à Valras (Les, les Beaufs)
Les, les Beaufs vont tous à Valras
Les vacances à Valras

[Couplet 1]
Place 24 dans l’allé D, il plante sa caravane
Installe le barbecue chromé, il a fièrement la banane
La moustiquaire qui fait barrage et vachement à la mode
Bouteille de gaz et même chauffage, tout est vraiment commode (yeah!)
Et à la plage, l’après-midi, lunettes de soleil oblige
Il matte des culs se dandiner et des nichons d’assemblage
Il dédaigne avec mépris car amour-propre oblige
Les gros boudins longeant la plage et rêvant d’un petit limage

[Refrain]
Les, les Beaufs vont tous à Valras (Les, les Beaufs)
Les, les Beaufs vont tous à Valras (Les, les Beaufs)
Les, les Beaufs vont tous à Valras
Les vacances à Valras

[Couplet 2]
Place 24 dans l’allé D, il fait chauffer les merguez
Hum, ça sent bon le manger pendant qu’elle place les chaises
Sa femme installe les couverts et a sucré les fraises
Et à sa place un tabouret car elle est vraiment trop obèze
Et à la plage l’après-midi, sur le ventre allongé
Tenir bon cette position même si le dos commence à cramer
Sa bite en érection, parfois, l’a embarrassé
A mater des nichons des fions que sa femme n’aura jamais

[Pont 1]
Les vacances à la plage c’est pas fait que pour les chiens
Et pour le voisinage ça ne peut que faire du bien
Salué par son entourage, enfin vraiment en vacances

« Le Camping de la Plage » s’engage
Votre séjour sera Byzance


(Les, les Beaufs)
(Les, les Beaufs)
(Les, les Beaufs)
(Les, les Beaufs)

[Refrain]
Les, les Beaufs vont tous à Valras (Les, les Beaufs)
Les, les Beaufs vont tous à Valras (Les, les Beaufs)
Les, les Beaufs vont tous à Valras
Les vacances à Valras

[Couplet 3]
Place 24 dans l’allé D, faut ranger la caravane
Enlever tous les piquets en écoutant Francis Lalanne
Sa femme a la vaisselle, faut pas lui en demander trop
Car elle va sentir des aisselles si elle a trop de boulot (bouya!)
Un dernier tour l’après-midi, un dernier coup de bronzage
Dans la mer un dernier pipi ça polluera pas plus la plage
Les vacances sont terminées, il est temps que l’on trace
En été ça n’a pas changé, les Beaufs vont tous à Valras

[Refrain]
Les, les Beaufs vont tous à Valras (Les, les Beaufs)
Les, les Beaufs vont tous à Valras (Les, les Beaufs)
Les, les Beaufs vont tous à Valras
Les vacances à Valras

[Pont 2]
Sur la plage ça n’a pas changé,
Y’aura toujours des pétasses
Au camping ça n’a pas changé,
On a toujours des sales places

Et en été ça n’a pas changé,
Les Beaufs vont tous à Valras
Les embouteillages, fin juillet,
C’est toujours à ce moment qu’on trace

(Les, les Beaufs)
(Les, les Beaufs)
(Les, les Beaufs)
(Les, les Beaufs)

[Refrain]
Les, les Beaufs vont tous à Valras (Les, les Beaufs)
Les, les Beaufs vont tous à Valras (Les, les Beaufs)
Les, les Beaufs vont tous à Valras
Les vacances à Valras

Vacances à Valras

Pour cette nouvelle année, voilà comment je vous souhaite un BONE ANNEE !... Passez de bonnes fêtes !
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Instrumental >>>
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1b-U_ZJ7jXs7xVrYhS7unmzl5X3_hK15w/view?usp=sharing
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Chupa Chups
 

Lola lit des strips alitée par la flemme
Tout en chupa sa sucette au citron
Lola lunatique se love dans les dilemmes
Elle aime cette bille, elle trouve ça si bon

Lola en mode avion
Ses lèvres au goût citron
Chupa Chupa Chups !
Jusqu’au bâton

Chupa ! Lola !

Chupa Chupa Chups !
Chupa Chupa Chups !
Chupa Chupa Chups !
Chupa Chupa Chups !

C’est le weekend, la flemme est là
Mais que va bien pouvoir faire Lola
Elle a sa Chups, qu’elle va chupa
Dilemme! Qu’elle bouge ou qu’elle ne bouge pas

Lola en mode avion
Ses lèvres au goût citron
Chupa Chupa Chups !
Jusqu’au bâton

Chupa ! Lola !

Chupa Chupa Chups !
Chupa Chupa Chups !
Chupa Chupa Chups !
Chupa Chupa Chups !

Va-t-elle faire des trucs excitants
Ou faire la limace sous les draps
Trouvera-t-elle son prince charmant
Peut-être le livreur de pizza

Mais dans tous les cas…

Chupa Chupa Chups !
Chupa Chupa Chups !
Les petits plaisirs de Lola…
Chupa Chupa Chups !
Chupa Chupa Chups !
Elle ne se stress pas…

Les petits plaisirs de Lola…
Chupa Chupa Chups !
Chupa Chupa Chups !
Chupa Chupa Chups !
Elle ne se stress pas…

Chupa Chupa Chups !
Chupa Chupa Chups !
Chupa Chupa Chups !
Chupa Chupa Chups !
Chupa Chupa Chups !
Chupa Chupa Chups !

Chupa Chups

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why
cause I got high, because I got high

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why,
cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm selling dope and I know why
cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
They took my whole paycheck and I know why
cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic and I know why,
cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why
cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high
now I'm jacking off and I know why
cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
and if I don't sell one copy I know why
cause I'm high, cause I'm high, cause I'm high

Because I Got High (Afroman cover)

Asimbonanga
Asimbonang' uMandela thina
Laph'ekhona
Laph'ehleli khona  (x2)

Oh the sea is cold and the sky is grey
Look across the Island into the Bay
We are all islands till comes the day
We cross the burning water

Asimbonanga
Asimbonang' uMandela thina
Laph'ekhona
Laph'ehleli khona  (x2)

A seagull wings across the sea
Broken silence is what I dream
Who has the words to close the distance
Between you and me

	Asimbonanga
	Asimbonang' uMandela thina
	Laph'ekhona
	Laph'ehleli khona  

	Asimbonanga
	Asimbonang' uMandela thina
	Laph'ekhona
	Laph'ehleli khona	  

			Asimbonanga
			Asimbonang 'umfowethu thina 
			Laph'ekhona
			Laph'wafela khona	

			Asimbonanga
			Asimbonang 'umtathiwethu thina
			Laph'ekhona
			Laph'wafela khona	

			Asimbonanga
			Asimbonang 'umfowethu thina 
			Laph'ekhona
			Laph'wafela khona 

	A witi Hey wena (hey wena)
	Hey wena (hey wena nawe)
	Siyofika nini la' siyakhona na
	siyakhona (x2)

Asimbonanga
Asimbonang' uMandela thina
Laph'ekhona
Laph'ehleli khona (x4)

Asimbonanga (Johnny Clegg cover) Feat. Régin'ka

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man 
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man 
I'm strong to the finich 
Cause I eats me spinach 
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man 
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man 
I'm strong to the finich 
Cause I eats me spinach 
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man

I'm one tough gazookus 
Which hates all palookas 
Won't ain't on the up and square 
I biffs them and buffs them 
And always outroughs them 
And none of 'em gets nowhere

If anyone dasses to risk me fisk 
It's "boff" and its "wham", understand 
So, keep good behavior 
That's your one life saver
With Popeye the Sailor Man

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man 
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man 
I'm strong to the finich 
Cause I eats me spinach 
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
Popeye the Sailor Man
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man

Hey!

Popeye The Sailor Man (Sammy Lerner cover)

When you get older, plainer, saner
Will you remember all the danger we came from?
Burning like embers, falling, tender
Longing for the days of no surrender years ago
And will you know

So smoke 'em if you got 'em 'cause it's going down
All I ever wanted was you
I'll never get to heaven 'cause I don't know how
Let's raise a glass or two

To all the things I've lost on you, oh
Tell me are they lost on you, oh
Just that you could cut me loose, oh
After everything I've lost on you
Is that lost on you
Oh-oh, oh-oh
Is that lost on you?
Oh
Baby, is that lost on you?
Is that lost on you?

Wishin' I could see the machinations
Understand the toil of expectations in your mind
Hold me like you never lost your patience
Tell me that you love me more than hate me all the time
And you're still mine

So smoke 'em if you got 'em 'cause it's going down
All I ever wanted was you
Let's take a drink of heaven this can turn around
Let's raise a glass or two

To all the things I've lost on you, oh
Tell me are they lost on you, oh
Just that you could cut me loose, oh
After everything I've lost on you
Is that lost on you
Oh-oh, oh-oh
Is that lost on you?
Oh-oh
Baby, is that lost on you?
Is that lost on you?

Let's raise a glass or two
To all the things I've lost on you, oh
Tell me are they lost on you, oh
Just that you could cut me loose, oh
After everything I've lost on you
Is that lost on you?
Is that lost on you?

Lost On You (LP cover)

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'm a get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and that Donna
Karan, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly
Brother I ain't askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.

My love (love), my love, my love, my love (love)
You love my lady lumps (love),
My hump, my hump, my hump (love),
My humps they got you,

She's got me spending. (Oh) 
Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'. (Oh)
Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump (ha), my hump, my hump, my hump (what).
My hump, my hump, my hump (ha), my lovely lady lumps (Check it out)

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let's spend time not money.  mix yo
ur milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
You can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it 
I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)
My lovin' got you,

She's got me spendin'. (Oh) 
Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'. (Oh) 
Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.

She's got me spendin'. (Oh)
 Spendin' all your money on me and spendin' time on me
She's got me spendin'. (Oh) 
Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

________________________________________

My Humps (Black Eyed Peas cover)

http://ukulele-forum.fr/index.php?topic=10746.0

Can you still recall in the Jukebox Hall
When the music played
And the World span round to a brand new sound
In those far off days
    
In their blue suede shoes
They would scream and shout
As they sang the blues
Let it all hang out
________________________________________
  
Rock and roll, rock, rock and roll
Rock and roll, rock, rock and roll
Rock and roll, rock, rock and roll
Rock and roll, rock, rock and roll
________________________________________

Little Queenie bopped 
at the high school Hop 
dancing to the beat
With her U.S. Male 
and her pony tail
Well, she looked so sweet

Times are changing fast
But we won't forget 
though the age is passed
We'll be rockin' yet
________________________________________

Rock and roll, rock, rock and roll, rock and roll, rock
Rock and roll, rock and roll, rock, rock and roll
Rock and roll, rock, rock and roll, rock and roll, rock
Rock and roll, rock and roll, rock, rock and roll

http://ukulele-forum.fr/index.php?topic=10746.0

Rock'n'Roll (Gary Glitter cover)

http://ukulele-forum.fr/index.php?topic=11098.0

Well I'm running, police on my back
I've been hiding, police on my back
There was a shooting, police on my back
And the victim, well he won’t come back

I been running Monday Tuesday Wednesday
Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday
Running Monday Tuesday Wednesday
Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday
What have I done? What have I done?

Yes, I'm running down the railway track
Could you help me? Police on my back
They will catch me, if I dare drop back
Won’t you give me all the speed I lack

I been running Monday Tuesday Wednesday
Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday
Runnin Monday Tuesday Wednesday
Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday
What have I done? What have I done?

I’m running.
I am running.
I keep running.

Yes, I'm running down the railway track
Won't you help me? Police on my back
They will catch me, if I dare drop back
Won’t you help me find the speed I lack

I’m Running. (Police on my back.)
Hiding. (Police on my back.)
Running. (Police on my back.)
Hiding. (Police on my back.)

I'm running down the railway track 
Won't you help me? Police on my back 
They will catch me, if I dare drop back 
Oh no. Give me all the speed I lack

I been running Monday Tuesday Wednesday
Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday
Running Monday Tuesday Wednesday
Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday
What have I done? What have I done?

I’m running.
I am running.
I keep running.
(repeat and fade)

http://ukulele-forum.fr/index.php?topic=11098.0

Police On My Back (The Equals cover)

http://ukulele-forum.fr/index.php?topic=12262.msg214671#msg214671

PORQUE TE VAS 
composé par José Luis Perales
Originellement interprété par Jeanette (1974)
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COUPLET #1
                                         
Hoy en mi ventana brilla el sol                 
Y el corazon                                                   
Se pone triste contemplando la ciudad
Porque te vas 
                                
Como cada noche desperté 
Pensando en ti    
Y en mi reloj todas las horas vi pasar 
Porque te vas 

REFRAIN
                                                                      
Todas las promesas de mi amor se iran contigo
Me olvidaras 
Me olvidaras 
                                                                  
Junto a la estacion lloraré igual que un nino 
Porque te vas 
Porque te vas 

COUPLET #2

Bajo la penumbra de un farol 
Se dormiran 
Todas las cosas que quedaron por decir 
Se dormiran 

Junto a las manillas de un reloj
Esperaran 
Todas las horas que quedaron por vivir 
Esperaran 

REFRAIN  ( X 2 )

Todas las promesas de mi amor se iran contigo 
Me olvidaras 
Me olvidaras 

Junto a la estacion yo lloraré igual que un nino 
Porque te vas 
Porque te vas 
Porque te vas

http://ukulele-forum.fr/index.php?topic=12262.msg214671#msg214671

Por Que Te Vas (Jeanette cover)

Aya Nakamura oh yeah ..

Hello papi mais qué pasa ?
J'entends des bails atroces sur moi
A c'qu'il paraît, j'te cours après ?
Mais ça va pas, mais t'es taré, ouais
Mais comment ça le monde est tit-pe ?
Tu croyais quoi, qu'on se verrait plus jamais ?
J'pourrais t'afficher mais c'est pas mon délire
D'après les rumeurs, tu m'as eu dans ton lit

Oh Djadja
Y'a pas moyen Djadja
J'suis pas ta catin Djadja genre
En Catchana baby tu dead ça

Oh Djadja
Y'a pas moyen Djadja
J'suis pas ta catin Djadja genre
En Catchana baby tu dead ça

Tu penses à  moi, je pense à  faire de l'argent
J'suis pas ta daronne, j'te ferais pas la morale
Tu parles sur moi, y'a R
Craches encore, y'a R

Tu voulais m'avoir, tu savais pas comment faire
Tu jouais un rôle, tu finiras aux enfers
"T'façon Nakamura, je l'ai couchée"
Le jour où on se croise, faut pas tchouffer
Tu jouais le grand frère pour me salir
Tu cherches des problèmes sans faire exprès

Putain mais tu déconnes
C'est pas comme ça qu'on fait les choses
Putain mais tu déconnes
C'est pas comme ça qu'on fait les choses
Putain mais tu déconnes
C'est pas comme ça qu'on fait les choses

Oh Djadja
Y'a pas moyen Djadja
J'suis pas ta catin Djadja genre
En Catchana baby tu dead ça

Oh Djadja
Y'a pas moyen Djadja
J'suis pas ta catin Djadja genre
En Catchana baby tu dead ça

Oh Djadja
Y'a pas moyen Djadja
J'suis pas ta catin Djadja genre
En Catchana baby tu dead ça

Oh Djadja
Y'a pas moyen Djadja
J'suis pas ta catin Djadja genre
En Catchana baby tu dead ça

Oh Djadja
J'suis pas ta catin Djadja nan
Y'a pas moyen Djadja ouais
En Catchana baby tu dead ça

Oh Djadja
J'suis pas ta catin Djadja nan
Y'a pas moyen Djadja ouais
En Catchana baby tu dead ça

Oh Djadja ...

INSTRUMENTAL:
https://app.box.com/s/zvmcz5i9uhirwiv87b0s51yej0sc66sn

DJADJA (Aya Nakamura  cover)

INSTRUMENTAL > https://app.box.com/s/zzfpgwlnughorrge1m1r11428m8tlof0
PDF > https://app.box.com/s/kmacx1ic4k73w3g888jd0rpgv067crl9
BLABLA > http://ukulele-forum.fr/index.php?topic=13000.msg228134#msg228134
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Well, I don’t go to church on Sunday
Don’t get on my knees to pray
Don’t memorize the books of the bible
I got my own special way

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I know Jesus loves me
Maybe just a little bit more
Fall down on my knees every Sunday
At Zerelda Lee’s candy store

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Well, I’ve got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me satisfied

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Well, I don’t want no Abba Zabba
Don’t want no Almond Joy
There ain’t nothing better
Suitable for this boy

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Well, it’s the only thing that can pick me up
It’s better than a cup of gold
See, only a chocolate Jesus
Can satisfy my soul

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When the weather gets rough and
it’s whiskey in the shade                                      
It’s best to wrap your savior up in cellophane
He flows like the big muddy but that’s okay
Pour him over ice cream for a nice parfait
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Well, it’s got to be a chocolate Jesus
Good enough for me
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
It’s good enough for me

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Well, it’s got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel so good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me satisfied

Chocolate Jesus (Tom Waits cover)

PDF = https://app.box.com/s/lv6f9pn5zrtxrgzph9w8n8sjhn3pl1x2
BLABLA = http://ukulele-forum.fr/index.php?topic=13274.msg231814

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Bonjour je suis la reine d’Angleterre
et je vous chie à La raie

Bonjour je suis la reine d’Angleterre
et je vous chie à La raie

Je vous chie à la raie car le monde est ainsi fait

Bonjour je suis la reine d’Angleterre
et je vous chie à La raie

Hello I am the queen of Kingdom
and I am shitting on your Face

Hello I am the queen of Kingdom
and I am shitting on your Face

I am shitting on your face because the world is perfect

Hello I am the queen of Kingdom
and I am shitting on your Face

Bonjour je suis la reine d’Angleterre
et je vous chie à La raie

Kaptain Bigg

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