You know what you did...

Uh huh, Australia's shit,
All the girls in the room know this

A few times he's been through the drains,
That's why he's covered in feces stains,
'Cuz he ain't got any hygene, 
He ain't got any hygene.

A few times he's been through the drains,
That's why he's covered in feces stains,
'Cuz he ain't got any hygene, 
He ain't got any hygene.

Ooooh, he smells like shit, smells like shit
Ooooh, he smells like shit, smells like shit
Ooooh, he smells like shit, smells like shit
Ooooh, he smells like shit, smells like shit

I heard Australia smells like shit
And he didn't think that anyone would notice,
People smell him from a mile away, doesn't he have deodorant?  
It's an awful stench, gonna make your gut wrench,
Gonna make you puke, gonna stop your heart,
Like a swamp, of decaying beasts, pervading his every pore.

A few times he's been through the drains,
That's why he's covered in feces stains,
'Cuz he ain't got any hygene, 
He ain't got any hygene.

A few times he's been through the drains,
That's why he's covered in feces stains,
'Cuz he ain't got any hygene, 
He ain't got any hygene.

Ooooh, he smells like shit, smells like shit
Ooooh, he smells like shit, smells like shit
Ooooh, he smells like shit, smells like shit
Ooooh, he smells like shit, smells like shit

So that's right mate, you should hit the showers,
It's time for an intensive scour, 
You're killing people with your stench alone, making little baby skunks cry
I don't know how, you got like this
You smell like piss, from a jungle cat
That's right, you're a biohazard, you need to be cleansed with fire.

A few times he's been through the drains,
That's why he's covered in feces stains,
'Cuz he ain't got any hygene, 
He ain't got any hygene.

A few times he's been through the drains,
That's why he's covered in feces stains,
'Cuz he ain't got any hygene, 
He ain't got any hygene.

Ooooh, he smells like shit, smells like shit
Ooooh, he smells like shit, smells like shit
Ooooh, he smells like shit, smells like shit
Ooooh, he smells like shit, smells like shit

I gotta tell you that you need to take a shower,
S-H-O-W-E-R
YOU NEED TO TAKE A SHOWER,
S-H-O-W-E-R

Again

You need to take a shower,
S-H-O-W-E-R
YOU NEED TO TAKE A SHOWER,
S-H-O-W-E-R

A few times he's been through the drains,
That's why he's covered in feces stains,
'Cuz he ain't got any hygene, 
He ain't got any hygene.

A few times he's been through the drains,
That's why he's covered in feces stains,
'Cuz he ain't got any hygene, 
He ain't got any hygene.

Ooooh, he smells like shit, smells like shit
Ooooh, he smells like shit, smells like shit
Ooooh, he smells like shit, smells like shit
Ooooh, he smells like shit, smells like shit

Hollaback Australia

You know what you did!

It's been one week since you started this,
Posted here for some bad karaoke
Five days since I posted more, singing,
a few awful lyrics slapped over something better,
Three days since we slowed it down,
I realized I was out of ideas, but couldn't tell you.
Yesterday, I tried to catch up.
But it'll still be two days 'til I say you've won this.

Hold it now before I could blink,
You made me stop and think,
I thought your songs were all brilliant.
You reply in a snap like a decent chap,
You're right you can't rap,
But you make it up
By being so damn resilient.

Cool like a penguin when you bust rhymes,
You were my Frank Grimes,
'Cept if he hadn't, well, you know.
Well you know we've had this singing blitz,
I tried to match wits,
But you just smacked me down like a pro

I would dis and miss and then I'd hiss
But now I reminisce
I like Dumb, it's the best one you recorded.
Good show mate,
You brought the hate
Though I came late
But it's the end and now
I feel so damn rewarded.

How can I help it if I think you're funny when we're enemies,
Trying hard not to laugh despite my tendencies.
I'm the kind of gal who knows when she should concede,
This has been a lot of fun,
I hope we are agreed.
I have a tendency towards smiling when you make a post,
I have a history of thinking that you're great,

It's been one week since you started this,
Threw your hat in the ring and said now it's on
Five days since Toxicity,
I'll never live that one down, as far as I see,
It's been three days since the afternoon,
You realized I'd keep up my painful attempts to croon
Yesterday you still hated me,
And honestly this song is getting kind of stalkery

No, really, I think you're pretty awesome.

chikaty china
Look at me I'm getting stuck on this part,
My bumbling words don't live up to your art,
I felt bad for being absentee,
I guess C'est La Vie, 
But hey, at least I'm posting this one.
Like EL James writing Fanfic
This got gigantic,
Okay, at least ten thumbs (a lot for me)

Saying things like "I can't hit that note"
"Is it really what I wrote?"
or "I think I finally found the key"
Screw that, I'll just embrace it,
Can't erase it so
I'll just go with it even though I can't really sing
But these tunes were really boons
'Cuz pretty soon my afternoon will be wasted
But it's taken quite an upswing.

How can I help it if I think you're funny when we're enemies,
Trying hard not to laugh despite my tendencies.
I'm the kind of gal who knows when she should concede,
This has been a lot of fun,
I hope we are agreed.
I have a tendency towards laughing when you make a post,
I have a history of knowing that you're great,

It's been one week of trading hateful words,
I didn't mean a single one, 'cept that you're a nerd.
Five days since I laughed at you and said 
That you were just a troll, but I really knew,
Three days since you filled the void,
I realized I'd better come back or be destroyed.
Yesterday you just stole the show.
But it'll still be two days 'til I say you've won this.

It'll still be two days 'til I say you've won this.
It'll still be two days 'til I say you're number one at this,
The Comment Section, home of Australia

KateTheUnbearded

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