There was no theme this week...
Beat Prod. By https://soundcloud.com/ikonwestxxx

It’s the slightly problematic, dramatic, rap captain
I stopped drinking bottles, I don’t wanna start the cappin
From rappin about this and that, macs, to smacking ass 
So hold that facade, cause we all wearing masks 
Cause I don’t even wanna know what you got in store 
Want extensions to my plugs, but you vaulting over cords 
Busy half assin, half asking, tsk tsk 
Call your Mom Bella, cause boy she built a bitch 
But if she wanna do me, then ya boy is not complaining
Been a year without some pussy, Im not busting Im cumplacent 
Right in front of LED’s, Paying Fee’s, just to breathe 
Im not focused on the clapping, I just wanna hear a sheesh 
And I always show respect 
While they talkin out their head
Im just aiming for their necks 
Cause Im riding dirty, and Im fuckin mess 
I don’t even trust my dogs, since we lost DMX

Single Player

The theme this week was Leveling Up!
Beat Produced By https://soundcloud.com/jisungshin

Top of the pillar like its MK 
Only goin up no which way
Every time I drop, squad gets an upgrade 
Didn’t need tutorials, I had sixth sensei 
Cocky shit, like a high score 
Multiplayer she on all fours
Didn’t lose HP but ya boy pretty sore 
Im a level 69 with a 420 form 
But I stay in my lane like its rocket league 
Got hit after hit, you not blocking me 
And everyone thinks, they apart of my spree
But we never did a co-op you just DLC 
And I Don’t Like Cheats,  don't you get It 
Insert a coin to get the message 
That its more than a flex, can’t be a poser 
Downgrade this level, then it's game over….

Battle Pass

No theme for this week but I'm back 😈
Shoutout to Mr Dom 
Beat Produced By https://soundcloud.com/jon-david-751002060

None of you top me 
Not of you got me 
Im  king the hill Im Sonning these Bobbys 

Punching like Rocky 
Got em all flocking 
They dreaded the day, when Kauzum was dropping 

Bangers with Mash, You girl wanna smash 
Neutron Dome, so I gotta go blast 
Then I’ll be gone, Don’t blow up my phone 
A options B Options Seen  alone 

Hah 

Seen all alone 
So much shit to do that I just wish I had a clone 
Winter season here, and I haven’t naughty 
All I want for Christmas is Latinas wearing stockings 
Under the missle toe , mind  in a different mode 
My type be hating caps, so I always be acting bold 
Don t call myself a GOAT But I know I fit the mold 
This is home made talent, you can’t find this shit in stores

Last Minute

The theme for this week is "Numbers"
Prod. by https://soundcloud.com/benrethus

One is so lonely, with self made problems 
Two will rob your wallet, and add three with no condoms
Four makes you reminisce about your own come up 
Five is your body count, your calling her a slut?
Six is unholy, Even he needs a day off 
Seven in Vegas, Im the fucking city’s Jackpot 
Eight potential years of this bullshit in the nation
Nine Nine Nine Skin heads, all acting racist 
A dime bag, go and smoke it till your lungs sting
11 odd thoughts in your head, all stranger things
Amazingly, the clock struck midnight 
You lived another day asking 13 reasons why 
All these goddamn symbols, justify a certain value
Certain debts, Certain Stresses, while you taking down some valliums 
Then you kick the bucket, end up six feet under 
And then were back at square one, the loneliest number

Equation

Download/Stream Stewart Ave - song.link/stewartave

“My heart broke, I made an album” in the mantra in Kauzum’s latest commercial debut Stewart Ave. “It’s a road I feel like we have all been on at some point in time, and I just wanted to make an album that someone can listen to and catch a vibe on a late-night car ride”. However, don’t let that distract you from the raw emotions and bar for bar lyricism that classifies this album as anything but sappy and corny. Songs such as “Spitting Image” and “Real Piece” show us a side of Kauzum who is not afraid to call it like he sees it. Other tracks, like “B.F.” and “The Drive” remind us that he still has a vulnerable side with an impactful story to tell. By the end of the album, you’ll be wondering who is really crying the bigger river.

Real Piece

I needed a switch up so I'm dropping this heat on your ears. Shoutouts Mindy *Heart Eyes*

*LYRICS*
Cheap with the dick I'm Mr. Krabs 
All for a bag like Mr. Krabs 
Squidward nose type lookin ass 
Squidward thighs ol' dirty ass 
You dirty ass, you dirty grill, you nasty boy just stop 
Cause you treat the pen, really dumb, just like you doodle bob

Ol
Goofy 
Goofy
Goober ass 

Sandy Cheeks, when its cold lookin ass
Always breathing, Texas grown 
Give my nuts, while she gives dome
I love my girl, like Mr. Crabs 
Can’t find pearls type lookin ass 
You Bubble Bass, lookin ass
Nasty pickle, cause your ass is fat
And Im speaking facts like Mr. Krabs 
Smells like tuna type lookin ass 
On only eat fresh fish from sea
But just fillets from Mcadees 
With onion breath, that shit be stankin
Balls hang low like old man Jenkins 
Flex like Larry, swole and cool 
Make your girl go Goon Lagoon 

With yo 
Weenie 
Weenie 
Hut Jr’s

Mermaid Man, When I hit that cooter
In the back of the boat, with my high school crush 
Not the students, just Ms. Puff 
With my pants hang high like Mr. Krabs
Anchor crib like Mr. Krabs 
She so dirty, but I ate her ass 
And when she leaves  I miss her crabs 

Mister 
Mister 
Mister 
Krabs 

Way too cool to carry gats 
Kill them all cause Im a bachelor 
Flip my coins, all with a spatula 
King of cheap, boss of all 
The formulas all in the sauce 
To get the baddies, call me daddy 
And give them my, Krabby patty

Mr. Krabs

We all have that best friend....

Catch Me On:

Twitter: https://goo.gl/WVmmSk
Instagram: https://goo.gl/a3Qovr
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Soundcloud: https://goo.gl/RohyT8

Best Friend (Roxanne Remix)

Before recording this, I had to have a margarita with two limes....

See the music video I did for this here:
https://youtu.be/XICoOWvpC48

Yikes (Remix)

The theme this week was “Write a diss track about someone else who’s competed previously in a cypher, or already entered in this cypher"

Produced by https://soundcloud.com/daxgudmusic

See Im not a try hard , Im a rapper and comedian 
Im not like your Pornhub, I always stay premium
A voice of some helium, are they even feeling him 
Lying in the comments, that aint hard, its a medium 
A High pitched voice? I take it personal that’s foul 
Boy my balls did drop, when they hit your girls mouth
And we went back to back, just to spite you, just to laugh 
And that snatch wasn’t clapped, it was barely worth a smack
Like your metaphors, got me hella bored 
You got the damn aesthetic of a VSCO girl 
In a visceral world, where you only showing love 
Ill tell these rap game Rockys, just to hang the fucking gloves 
So before you go and mark me,  give yourself a check 
Criticize my lines, then make a thread that you’re depressed 
Boy your ass is washed up, thats a truth, don’t you dare 
Go and ask to collab without a cypher winning flair

Unseasoned

A little remix I did for Tik Tok... music video down here:
https://www.tiktok.com/@kauzum/video/6864282678447885573

Whats Poppin (Remix)

The theme this week was "talk your shit"
Prod. By https://soundcloud.com/alitheproducer12

It’s the long haired, big man, lyrical but simpin
Working on my castle while they drowning in the quick sand 
Whose flipping, then dipping, but laying down the whippings 
Trending over waves, so at this point I’m clipping 
With a god damn baddie, sweeter than some fruit 
And yeah my lady bug me, but yours is built like battle juice 
Always speaking truths, but avoiding all the tension 
Always doin chest, so you know I’m always flexing 
On these A Hole Wanna B’s, C me but they Doubting me
Cotton up their nose 2020 with lobotomies
Only making rap, cause I know they’ll never rock with me
Mad cause their girls, are the only ones that's topping me 
The K to the auzum, watch him, he’s a problem
You can play him, fast forward, but you can never pause him 
I’m the real MC, From the real LV 
And To get on my level? You’ll need DLC’s

I like writing lyrics and saying them over beats... Hit me up if you'd think I'd sound good on your track.
Inqueries: kauzum217@gmail.com

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