Lyrics below! I recommend you listen along with the lyrics, because, well... otherwise I have no idea how you'll decipher any of the words we're singing.

So, when I was in high school, I had a long-running comic called Emvok, which was about a bunch of stick figure heads.  Look out for the series to be re-uploaded to my under-construction portfolio (www.kav-p.com) at some point soon!

I took full advantage of the fact that Emvok was deliberately badly-drawn to make a theme song for it with some friends in a similar amateurish style. I originally wanted to make a karaoke-style video clip for the song. Maybe there's still time... 

Fun fact: I had whooping cough during the making of this song. Try to guess which of the voices are mine!

Emvok, Emvok, five for one
We’re always having lots of fun,
We have no arms, we have no legs
But make a lovely pile of heads.

Tra la la lay-O diddly day-O
Ting-aling-aling and whoop de doo!

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We hope that you enjoy it too
For toast and things are all inside
“And Oxalic!” `the wolFish cried.

Meet Nids the spider
Grumpybum,
He has eight eyes
But legs? Not one!

There’s good old Brenn
The token man,
Why’s he in Emvok?
Coz he can!

Oxalic
Has A.D.D.
A happy wolfish
Boy is he.

Kiba’s what it’s
All about,
The 4-tailed fox
With lots of nought.

There’s greedy Ngang
Antagonist
A lynx who wants
Kib’s leadership.

Spoken: And there’s plenty more where that came from.

Toast is wonderful to eat
Toast for luncheon; what a treat!

Hilarious
Shenanigans
You’ll swear you have
Ants in your pants
The ants will all
Get up and dance
For Emvok isn’t
Made in France.
For Emvok isn’t
Made in France.

Emvok Theme Song

Why not, really? Who doesn't love honking?

(Gaa-gaa is how geese sound in Japanese, incidentally!)

Gaa-Gaa Goose Song

Just testing some vocal production settings! Song is "Beautiful Child" by Rufus Wainwright