mark? you alright? you sound a little... i dunno... crazy?

We Built This City One Trillion Views minecraft parody

Markiplier- Tiny Box Tim (sydrome Remix)

This is my second track that I made to celebrate JackSepticEye hitting 1,000,000 subscribers. (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYzPXprvl5Y-Sf0g4vX-m6g).

Speed Is Key!

Music & Lyrics © 2014 Kyle J. McCarthy (NIIC the Singing Dog™). All Rights Reserved. Artwork by Reza Afshar.

LYRICS:
Hey, ya heard the word on the street
Friends be watching you, and they don't miss a beat
Hey, ya heard the news on the block
Friends looking for you, and you're gonna get caught

Why'd you break this heart of mine?
Gai Yah Yah Mah Go Go Wah
If you hated my love you should've said so
Gai Yah Yah Mah Go Go Wah
Sorry you've done and waste my time
Gai Yah Yah Mah Go Go Wah
Cause when my friends find out you'll need to go
Gai Yah Yah Mah Go Go Wah

Start your running, lace up those shoes
You're done when my friends hear the news
'Cause with friends like mine
You won't make it out alive
Think that you'll toy with hearts this way?
Not if they have anything to say
Mess with me, yeah go and make my day
But I wouldn't stick around 'cause

My friends they're the toughest kids around
It's all ours when they're back in town
Ain't no enemies with messed up friends like these
Keep one eye open when you sleep
My friends do time in every state
The feds won't even look us straight
Ain't no enemies with messed up friends like these
Let's light it up, a-light it up, up, crew!

Why's a bruise right below your eye?
Gai Yah Yah Mah Go Go Wah
I don't know where that's from but it serves you right
Gai Yah Yah Mah Go Go Wah
Looks like karma throws a nasty punch
Gai Yah Yah Mah Go Go Wah
But I hear it gets worse, yeah, the longer you stick around
Gai Yah Yah Mah Go Go Wah

Start your running, lace up those shoes
You're done when my friends hear the news
'Cause with friends like mine
You won't make it out alive
No remorse, and there's no parlay
When my friends come out to play
"I told you so"'s what I'm gonna say
If you don't get out now 'cause

My friends they're the toughest kids around
It's all ours when they're back in town
Ain't no enemies with messed up friends like these
Keep one eye open when you sleep
My friends do time in every state
The feds won't even look us straight
Ain't no enemies with messed up friends like these
Let's light it up, a-light it up, up, crew!

Hey, ya heard the word on the street
Friends be watching you, and they don't miss a beat
Hey, ya heard the news on the block
Friends looking for you, and you're gonna get caught
Ya heard bout the kids who gave us smack?
Well our friends they taught em to never talk back
Ya heard about the kids getting in our face?
Well our friends they always put em in their place

My friends be my friends be the toughest kids around
Yeah they are 
Yeah they are

My friends they're the toughest kids around
It's all ours when they're back in town
Ain't no enemies with messed up friends like these
Keep one eye open when you sleep
My friends do time in every state
The feds won't even look us straight
Ain't no enemies with messed up friends like these
Let's light it up, a-light it up, up, crew!


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DNA_Fox as Freddy Fazbear
Freshy Kanal as Mr. Bear
Mixed by Boris

I don't even know anymore who all wrote this

Lyrics: 

Freddy: 
Have a seat kid and let me read you a story 
About how I make a kids dreamland turned gory 
I'm the name brand for horror, you wanna try and take me 
Believe me, I leave you burning like FNAF 3!
Take this tip or I’ll leave you hidden
With all the cameras in the world you couldn’t locate a win.
You can’t step to me I'll leave the rest of you in pieces.
Testing me is deadly, I make pizza outta pedo’s! 
Rewrite your ending, your readers will be satisfied
When you're bruised ass body will leave you looking like Purple Guy!
It took your readers an hour to get across your plot.
But then your creepy PASTA got eaten by this RESTAURANT!

1999: 
Did you get a case of Foxy jaw? Or was that a real try 
Of transparent disses coming out a ghost AI?
Look, your whole franchise is an epic fail.
I light your ass up, it got overshadowed by Tattletail.
Everything was fine until 2014.
When Freddy Fazbear was yet to be on the scene.
And Scott Cawthon became creepy pasta fan.
and said: „1999? i'll make a game of that!“
Shut your fucking springtrap, you lines don't have logic.
Mr bear is back to beat this animaTronic.
Your story is shit and your jump scares are crap.
Am I supposed to be scared of a child’s soul in a top hat.

Freddy: 
I've seen a better creepy pasta in Dead Bart.
Why don't you get a shovel, my pizzaria is your graveyard.
Keep your lines to yourself, you'll be buried alive, 
New Year's Day 2000, death of 1999.
The night's coming to an end, it's almost 6 AM.
I leave Mr. Bear in the backroom never to be seen again!

1999: 
Forget the idea of spitting some lines.
You verses were so bad, even your fanbase would change sides.
This creepy pasta made your existence get signed.
Don't try to prevent you copied Chuck E. with those Cheesy rhymes.
A little teddy bear wants to scare me with a scream.
Make like the real Freddy and go haunt some dreams.
Your fans will never know the ending of this battle.
But I give them a hint: Mangle!

1999 vs. Five Nights at Freddy's - Rap Battle!

Music video on YouTube @ www.youtube.com/daybydave

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Aegislash: 
You’re forced to yield! Can’t step to the sultan of steel!
The king reigns upon thee, you can't shoot past my shield!
Now here’s the truth of what happened when you got your new type
You dropped out the part that’s fly and just died inside!
This freak’s only besting me if he got ahead with Shadow Sneak
Shackled to your Destiny, this Spirit is Bonded with defeat
Your little emo fanboys didn’t land you in Smash
Because with a Sword’s Dance you couldn’t even match my attack!

Decidueye:
Enough! You won’t phase my focus even if you feign tough!
You don’t have the stones to face off with me even at dusk!
So when the sun goes down and the moon arises
Gen seven’s finest leaves edgelords in crisis
So this one goes out to the ghost with no ghost of a chance
You’re rapping like you’re crazier than one of my Frenzy Plants
Your lack of range plus my aim is something that won’t ever equal
And with games as bad as yours of course you never got that sequel

Aegislash:
My breed’s one of a kind, you’re handed out at level five
Until you're boxed in the PC for the remainder of your life
Oh, I’m the edgy one? Check Dartrix’s presence
He’s the poster boy for Hot Topic and depression!

Decidueye:
Even if you cut stats, Excalibur’s sharpness won’t last
You can’t drop my attack with my Long Reach in tact
You require the Shield Stance to save you from the fact
That just the earth starting to crack leaves you flat on your back

Aegislash:
Your petty Leafage can’t beat this, royalty’s ‘bout to feast!
On this weakling who’s more monotonous than his Battle Tree!
So come on, Robin Hoodlum! Show me what this Pokémon’s got!
Staying idle while shooting arrows got you stuck in a tough spot
Finish it! Equip your gimmicky Z-moves all you want
There’s no way that you’ll outplay me since you’ll never wield a Taunt
You up and wasted your slot, and you’d fit better as support
And just like every grass starter, you sit by as you’re ignored

Decidueye:
So you’re blaming me for camping but in actuality
Is that you’re saying spamming Protect’s a viable strategy
I’m not one to grade designs, but this blade’s blunter than a spade
My lines rain down on your parade like a Sinister Air Raid!
Go widen your Guard and find that there’s no cover
And soon you’ll discover my accuracy’s like no other
I’ve been focused on your shifting stances this whole fight
Shot you right above your shield, now that’s a bullseye.

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