a song I made in highschool for fun with some friends. 

Featuring: Devv & Lil Muffin

Susan

The most attractive female in the Bridgewater - Raritan Regional High School.

lyrics: 

[Chorus] 
I got a crush on my vice principal
Dick her down, pipe her up, I'm invincible
She calls me down the to the teachers lounge
She take off her clothes, I don't look around

[Verse 1]
Oh my fuck there's a security guard
I blow my load like Allahu Akbar
Oh my damn shawty thick as fuck
I put her coochie in my tow truck

I take off her socks, her toes look cute
They call me llama cause I keep the loot
Grip on my toothbrush, not scared to shoot
I'll stab you with my dick, (???)

[Chorus]
I got a crush on my vice principal
Dick her down, pipe her up, I'm invincible
She calls me down the to the teachers lounge
She take off her clothes, I don't look around

[Verse 2]
Condoms in my dresser (oo)
I start to undress her (oo)
Can't handle this pressure (oo)
I give her the pleasure (oo)

My dick big she measures (oo)
Her pussy got treasures (oo)
Pussy wet like weather (oo)
I am fox, I'm clever (oo)

Dick soft like feathers (oo)
My dick like a lever (oo)
She hop in my Benz (oo)
My seats made of leather (oo)

My dick taste like cheddar
peanut butter tastes better
My dick was so damn big
That I put her in a stretcher

[Chorus]
I got a crush on my vice principal
Dick her down, pipe her up, I'm invincible
She calls me down the to the teachers lounge
She take off her clothes, I don't look around

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g13tZCMHy8

Vice Principal

cover art: @imposingedits
sound engineering: @prodjordanjay
producer: @jordan.melendi
co-writer: @devinciarlante

lyrics:
[Chorus]
That girl is annoying, all I want is neck 
Roll in with a foreign, lookin' like a Czech 
Roll in and it's roaring loudly like T-Rex
Even when it's pouring, I'm still lookin' fresh

Sippin' on that lean and I'm smoking dank
Keep the goods hidden just like Anne Frank 
Call my girl bakery cause she got the cake
Blocking all my hoes, we don't mess with fakes

[Verse]
Diamonds on my wrist doing the cotton eye joe
You say that's you girl but she be sucking my toes
Shawty on the casting couch "vogueing" me a pose
Ice around my neck giving me a runny nose

See me out in public, I be drippin’ when I walk
I’m too busy countin’ money I don’t even wanna talk
Prada on my bag when I’m walking out the mall
I was in a Honda, I hopped in that GTR

Diamonds dancin’
She caught my attention 
Cruisin’ through the city I been livin’ in the Hamptons
You are the crew and I am the captain
I type lowercase cause I'm never cappin

[Chorus]
That girl is annoying, all I want is neck
Roll in with a foreign, lookin' like a Czech
Roll in and it's roaring loudly like T-Rex
Even when it's pouring, I'm still lookin' fresh

Sippin' on that lean and I'm smoking dank
Keep the goods hidden just like Anne Frank
Call my girl bakery cause she got the cake
Blocking all my hoes, we don't mess with fakes

Little Khush

Lookin' Fresh (prod. omgjordan)

back to the lab with my crystals, they eyein' this

lyrics:
[Verse 1: Nicho]
I’m on the move
Me and my dawgs, we ain’t got nothing to prove 
We going all in, we ain’t got nothing to lose
Yeah she bad all my girls come in two's (yuh) 
Come in two's, she like when you coming through 

I don't know imma see what’s the wave 
Yeah she give me her attention not the only thing I’m paid 
She don’t care about about the money or the music that I made 
But she saw the way I'm dripping and she knew that it was case 

To the bank 
I be running ion even see you hustle though
I’m getting bills like a nigga was in buffalo 
You know I’m gone yeah you know I’m pourin up a four
They never play me cause I swear i’ll never trust a hoe 

[Chorus: Nicho]
Said I’m really 'bout the paper all I ever see is green
Yeah we do the dirty work but that record staying clean 
I’m gon' make it that’s a promise working behind the scenes (yuh)
We getting cheese (yuh) 
That’s how it be (yuh)

[Verse 2: Little Khush]
Experimenting with flows call me a scientist
Back to the lab with my crystals they eyein' this
I am a king, got a queen, call her my highness
She sit on my dick, like a coaster she ridin’ this

Got old navy drip hanging in the closet
Found a twenty in my pocket, I want to deposit
Black denim corduroy, my iconic jacket
I do her all summer just like my math packet

Got connections like a satellite
Blowing up like dynamite
We don't mess with copyright
Crystals on me diorite

Slow down at the yellow light
Red rubies they shining bright
Thirty two in fahrenheit
Your girl at my house all night

[Chorus: Nicho]
Said I’m really bout the paper all I ever see is green
Yeah we do the dirty work but that record staying clean 
I’m gon' make it that’s a promise working behind the scenes (yuh)
We getting cheese yuh that’s how it be (yuh)

[Verse 3: Nicho]
I said that we wit' it 
We wake and gettin the chicken 
I stay posted up in the kitchen 
You know that my wrist steady whippin

The cops pulling up and I'm dippin 
I’m gone just like a magician 
I know that my haters is wishin 
I fall off my grind and I’m slippin

But there ain’t no way that’ll happen 
Said me and my dawgs we trappin 
And you and yo niggas be cappin 
Not a day in my life I been lackin
In the streets so you know I be strappin'

If you need it just tap in
Like girl what happened 
I put my city on the map doe no cap hoe 
We talking bills I stack those 
We flip packs just ask bro 
No time for games like hasbro (yuh)

Imma change the game imma do it different 
Cause in this rap shit there’s somethin' missing 
It’s 2020 now and y’all can see the vision 
Said y’all can see that, I am really on a mission

scientists (ft. nicho)

this is me

lyrics:

[Intro]
All this money I be cashin'
Swervin' and I'm dashin'
Spendin' and we stackin'
I spent a couple thousand
I spent a couple thousand

"oh my god Jordan"

[Verse]
Got in trouble now I'm grounded
On the web looking for houses
Maybe somewhere in the mountains
But I gotta pay a couple thousand

Couple thousand to live by myself
Turned eighteen, I'll go chill at a hotel
Blue jeans on my knees and my belt
Shiny shiny rubies on my ear they melt

Staying at home can't go on my date
I have to sleep early, can't stay up late
No more lies, nose ain't stayin' straight
Eating many snacks low-key gained weight

[Chorus]
Dancing to this tune
All the way till noon
I'm on Hulu watching all my favorite cartoons

Dancing to this tune 
All the way till noon
I'm on Hulu watching all my favorite cartoons

[Verse 2]
Have to stop lying cause that gets me in more trouble
Talked to my parents to let me out their bubble
Keeping up with so many stories, it's a struggle
Diamonds on me shiny you can see them from the Hubble

[Outro]
In the Milky Way, I'm floating
Closed my door cause I'm recording
In my own lane like bowling pins
Just killed this beat my condolences

Trouble

Trouble (prod. omgjordan)

lyrics:
[Intro]
omgjordan

[Verse 1]
Hop in the drop top with a bitch wearing a crop top
Brand new 2 face got my Patek from a clock shop 
Off white shoelace, mix my lean with some cough drops
Took yo girl to prom, she call me a heartthrob

Rocket fuel got my coupe from outer space
Rubies on my rollie and they jumpin out the face
Broke her heart now she start and only fans
Knew it from the start those were her only plans

Kay Ruby

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