Name: THE LEGO NINJAGO MOVIE - Double Toasted Audio Review by Double Toasted in Double Toasted Movie Reviews II
Duration: 39 min 6 s
Description: THE LEGO NINJAGO MOVIE REVIEW - The Double Toasted podcast are hoping that Ninjago is here to entertain as LEGO and company try to bring us something equal to the quality of LEGO Batman and The LEGO Movie, but will this be it? It's time to find out!

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Welcome back to the 13th episode of AORB! Today we got the alien mutants from the game Among Us, the Imposters, going against one of the Afton's from FNAF, the Purple Guy! Who'll win, and who'll sabotage the battle first? You decide!

Lyrics/credits:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1eFtBWyu_f15mJsjVZR3XRzzW5nl4JiQOdopYUO9mno4/edit?usp=drivesdk

The Imposters vs Purple Guy - Acting Out Rap Battles

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=> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSj7jRiFErM

RaccoonBroVA as Piglin

Special Inquisitor Rayyan as Emboar 
(@rayyan-izz)

Lyrics :
Piglin (0:14)
Into The Nether, he11 itself that’s packing designs so divine
Unless assigned to be a starter then mostly left behind, declined  
Grinding sessions slower than Carnivine ultimately left em’ bored
And I don’t need good sn(IV)ys’ to be more Serperior, Emboar
Seems your discipline’s not in check, makes sense that your reckless
Leave you in an electro cob-web so you have a chance to wreck, less
But Gamefreak saw the chance then pledged a fire idea like
Another fire/fighting type, well third’s time the charm I guess
That’s complete DS, can’t reject the best when I’m lighting tracks
No fainting in this fight unless you want the screen fading white and black
That tier explains your relevance, no need to abuse the competitive
Leaving you washed up in my flow, that’s super effective

Emboar (0:49)
You got your ancestors replaced so who do you really compete for
Thought a creature from the nether was able to spit heat more 
Ain’t seen a bigger copycat since rom hacks, shams galore
Your insults go through like your using ghost attacks, Chandelure
Hammering your face in with my arms when I cause harm
But you did that yourself by being a guinea pig for mob farms
Overshadowed so much you struggle to shine brighter than a beacon
Since the only time you run the track is with your feature in speedruns
Your addition to the position still left you with no recognition
Cause at your core, your essientally villagers [nether edition]
Flow’s extinguished where you’re from, I’m sure you're well aware
So step out of your comfort zone if you really wanna make this fair

Zombie Piglin (1:24)
Now you’re up against the undead, dropping bars up for barter
Couldn’t smash a beat when this sinner roars from the roster 
 Being soft as gold ‘gainst war pigs is what I expected
I leave you in the dust but you’re somewhat used to being neglected
That verse of yours is a smack down compared to your battles, music
Defeated by underdogs that ain’t Lucario, lose it 
Ironic this pig can’t bring beef, like a mooshroom sheared down
So you’ll be withered when I make you like a save file, cleared out

Emboar (1:47)
Obsessed with gold when you're taking second shows how your never right
Unaffected by your fire blasts with a defense tougher than netherite
Though if I wanted you to suffer, I’d throw your butter into the gutter
But you’ll still blow up if you’re slept on, one way or another
This bacon’s fame had to be awakened, so I’d take it your mistaken
Quite shaken at this creation, that’s cravin’ a win so forsaken
I‘m not surprised the lines defined makes Steve look like the better fighter
So blaze it like my shiny form, or fear my soul of pure fire

Written by h4lf_ 
Beat prod. by Ihaksi
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Cover Art by JoeTheEgg

Piglin vs Emboar. P/A Rap Battle!

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Seth as Daredevil
Cookie as Toph

Daredevil
Welcome to Hell’s Kitchen, let a rock smell what I’m cooking
You’d try to find your show revived, but like us, no one’s looking
This foot fetish freak needs to get it through her melonhead
I’m like a platinum hit that you couldn’t even metalbend
One jump and poof, I’ve disappeared from your view
So try to stay tough, cuz when I’m on defense you can’t break through
Go back to being a spoiled, frail, and sheltered daughter
I’ve got your foot covered with unrequited love; sock-a

Toph 
First the Devil wears Prada, and now he claims that he’s Catholic?
Leave you a sitting turtle duck, you’ll need life insurance, AFFLECK
though the Blind Bandit’s gonna steal this win in the end 
I’ve still got the Bullseye to sigh at all the deaths of your friends
I’ll break you like a Stick, where the hell’d you learn to box, Murdock?
You’re a Devil Without a Cause, but when it comes to rap, this Kid Rocks!
Your morals get even grayer each time you break your oath
Wanting Matt to make the right choice is just Waiting for Godot!

Battle Bytes

Daredevil vs Toph Beifong. Battle Bytes #22

Hey, throwback Friday am I right? I'm so glad I can re-release this battle and hopefully in the near future remake this battle entirely. Of course, it couldn't have been done without the help of Walk! He originally owned this and after some talking, he passed the torch to me. And I couldn't feel more honored and happy to own this battle! Thank you again for casting me as Tommy back then, and I hope you guys enjoy this oldie!

Cast:
Light as The Announcer
Tovi Boy as Derek Savage
Skitzy (Video)/ LAR80s (Audio) as Tommy Wiseau
Mancha (UBERocity) (Audio)/ Himself (Video) as Cool Cat

Written (And Originally) By: Walk
Audio Mixed by: Walk
Thumbnail made by: Brodecai
Beat Produced by: Kustom

-Lyrics-

Derek:
Now listen, I won’t listen, to a troll punk with bad acting
I see rapping ain’t your thing, and good lord,  writing
I know negative reviews, they sit-com and go
But I’ll take you down faster than your Hulu show
Think an alternative decision, you’re messing with the wrong guy
Everyone betrayed you?  Tough luck, go and cry.
Get a copy of my movie, maybe you can learn from that!
I don’t wanna waste my time, with some self-absorbed fat-cat

Tommy:
Oh, hi, Derek. It looks like you’ve found some free time
From being bias, and lying. And taking reviews offline.
(Ha, ha, ha) I laugh at your fair use knowledge
YOU’RE TEARING ME APART, with your critique stoppage
Cowering behind gmail, and making up lies.
You’re a cluck-cluck chicken. And you think “that boy” should apologise?
Why don’t you “boogie-woogie” your tooshie to a gym, you’re gettin’ fat.
Time to put this “pussy” down, and I don’t mean the cat.

Cool Cat:
Hi everybody! I have gr-fantastic story!
It’s the coolest cat in town! And i’m squashing out this bully!
It’s not cool to use bad words! And you’re a hypocrite too?
You seem like a big bully! And that’s not cool!

Tommy:
I am not! Get your facts straight! And I mean that in all ways!
I’ll leave you forgotten, like your Matching Game!
There’s no “room” for your bullshit, no more rapping, just get out
I’ll have your channel shut down! Because there’s “No Cats Allowed”

Derek Savage vs Tommy Wiseau. An Audio Brawl.

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