Scientists speculate that we may only be a decade or two away from fully simulating the human brain within a computer. Today I am announcing a major new milestone that brings us closer than ever. Using a complicated butt-related algorithm, I managed to fully simulate the brain of whoever wrote the Nicki Minaj hit single "Anaconda". The results of this algorithm are indistinguishable from the real thing, as you can see demonstrated here.

Garter [Fat Bottom Blues]

My entire understanding of pop culture. No judgement though, I listen to as much Ke$ha as anybody.

Keaton Brandt