Straight Buns (Kanye West, Eminem, Jay-Z, Glitch Mob)

Gail's Song

All The Crazy Memories

(chorus)
man I hate SUNY
but still get the pussy
you fuckin bitches
aint up there with me
timmy tim and slick will think they got me
even though they think they can ball there with me

we can manage to get motha fuckin laid
and still get paid all god damn day
slick will and timmy tim are just fuckin gay
even though we tried to set them motha fuckin straight

(chorus)
man I hate SUNY
but still get the pussy
you fuckin bitches
aint up there with me
timmy tim and slick will think they got me
even though they think they can ball there with me

fuckin Slic will and timmy tim tim
Whys your out look so damn dim
if you Don’t like the school then get the fuck out
if your still here dont wanna hear you shout

(chorus)
man I hate SUNY
but still get the pussy
you fuckin bitches
ain't up there with me
timmy tim and slick will think they got me
even though they think they can ball there with me

You think your shit behind the mic
sit down and listen to this new record strike
listen to this while we get it in
you think you’re a pure breed we'll make your head spin

(chorus)
man I hate suny
but still get the pussy
you fuckin bitches
aint up there with me
timmy tim and slick will think they got me
even though they think they can ball there with me

man I hate billy
I hate timmy (timmah)
I love pussy
but I hate SUNY

(chorus)
man I hate SUNY
but still get the pussy
you fuckin bitches
aint up there with me
timmy tim and slick will think they got me
even though they think they can ball there with me
(repeat)

I drink my beer and vape my weed
but a tight hoe is all I fuckin need
I'll hang out with my bros all damn day
but in the end its a hoe Ill lay

(chorus)
man I hate suny
but still get the pussy
you fuckin bitches
aint up there with me
timmy tim and slick will think they got me
even though they think they can ball there with me
(repeat)









I Love College Remix

[Lyrics]
Hello privileged listeners
My name is Jimmy Keyes
and this song is dedicated to Bill and Tim
because fuck you guys thats why

[hook]
It's finally time to get out of the office
hit up a party and hunt for some starfish
go full blown crazy don't ever be tamed
getting fucked up is the name of the game
all I need is a beer and a bag of grass
but all I really want is to slap that ass

rebecca black went and ruined friday
but now were gonna do it my way
so get in the car and come for a ride
all you have to do is follow the noise inside
this is the party destined to be famous
music so loud its considered hanus

I'm the life of the party I make it my own
sippin on some syrup my mind be blown
not a kid anymore I am full grown
more than big enough to make you moan
step up in the club make them singles rain
strippers asses makin me go insane
lyrics forcing me into the fame
heart of a lion bitch I can't be tamed

when the week is done we know what to do
so call all your friends and bring some brews
lets get goin with that puff puff pass shit
roll it all up theres no need to stash it
now lets get grinding and blast some rap
cause tonight therell more than a few kegs tapped

morgan and daniels life of the party
with more than a few bottles of biccardi
have some patrone and hennesy in hand
switch out for old english edward 40 hands
I'm not leaving this place until I'm drunk
or at least a few different kinds of fucked up

[hook]

this is the party kanye calls cray
when your done in bed smoke a victory jay
everyones down for a few keg stands
get more fucked up then you ever planned
makin a bunch of a fine girls into a lady
game better than vanillas flow ice ice baby

the rules of this party are very simple
fuck rules taste more rainbow than a bag of skittles
at the front door there's a five dollar fee
but if you have tits you get in for free
dont anyone worry if you need a DD
Designated Drinking sounds good to me

girls walkin in that look like heaven to me
ass that make quagmire giggity giggity
clothes comin off oh you gotta be kiddin me
all these fine ladies be ready to trip with me
dont bitch at us when we stop and stare
baby you know thats just not fair
its hard to look away when you ready to go
tough to be a gent when you dress like a hoe

skip the foreplay no need to take it slow
you look like you never seen a dick before
but when were done youll be screaming for more
you have no idea what you got in store
by now you can tell I have the smoothest flow
we sailing calm waters now boats and hoes
I may not be prestige worldwide
but Ill always spit out a few smart rhymes

[hook]

NSFW - Jimmy Keyes

greetings nerdlings
elite and kees on the booth
man I wish we had some cali girls
yeah I guess we'll just have to make do


starting out a freshman at sunyit
walkin in the front door oriskany
couple RAs like welcome to college
little do they know im not here for knowledge
im just here to meet a couple of girls
get em in my room just to rock they world
but I fucked up went to SUNYIT
this tech school is female free
7-1 I sholda jumped the gun
and talked to these girls straight from day 1
now they wiped up and my dick is dry
Jill's in my room just me and I
no tang on this campus its pretty scary
constant wet dreams about katy perry
if no more chicks show up im gonna shout
and be all like ludacris and roll out
spending all my cash on beer and hash
crystal filled bud you better puff puff pass
couple other drugs dryin out my wallet
no girls to give my number they aint gonna call it
on the blackberry still have plenty of minutes
but these girls only focus on their linux
spend a hamilton on every dime
mary jane on my mind four twenty time


[chorus]
IT girls are very undesireable
7 1 ratio puts my head in spirals
for some tang I'd walk 100 miles
but that much work just aint my fuckin style

I need a broad to make my fuckin heart stop
bring her to my room fred flintstone make that bed rock
hot as hell should let that girl be on top
so good I should call some god damn real cops


Walkin down the street bumpin some beats
Headed to the student center to get somethin’ to eat
Ladies team on the turf bootin’ it around
Trying to get that motha fuckin NEAC crown
No people in stands thinking man oh man
This shit isn’t going how I planned
Skip tha student center head back to the hotel
Living on the third floor the view is swell
Wish I had a lady to see it as well
Patronge in my hand to pass the time in hell
Satan as my drinking partner life is great
To bad all these bitches gotta hate
Playing cards shooting the and shooting the shit
Wish I could say my life was more legit
F308 ill see ya in awhile
Im outta those dorms with a tooth filled smile


[Chorus]
I need a broad to make my fuckin heart stop
bring her to my room fred flintstone make that bed rock
hot as hell should let that girl be on top
so good I should call some god damn real cops

I need a broad to make my fuckin heart stop
bring her to my room fred flintstone make that bed rock
hot as hell should let that girl be on top
so good I should call some god damn real cops


gone, scarce, not around
chernoble here it wont be found
dead, dead campus roads
bros in their room smokin the dro

blow it out the window and dump that ash
put the rest in the bag and hide that stash
put on ya kicks and go to class
high out ya mind shit will go by fast

rhyming so fast a bullet out the glock
no vest on ya chest this lead you cannot stop
TimmyTim Slick will you betta check ya clock
elite kees on ya ass tick tock tick tock

kees my man?
(yeah?)
listen here man
(uh-huh)
I don't if it's just me
but we the kings of suny it


[Chorus]
IT girls are very undesireable
7 1 ratio puts my head in spirals
for some tang I'd walk 100 miles
but that much work just aint my fuckin style

I need a broad to make my fuckin heart stop
bring her to my room fred flintstone make that bed rock
hot as hell should let that girl be on top
so good I should call some god damn real cops

[Random Fucking Talking]

SUNYIT Girls

sorry ladies promise I didn't mean to offend
but it was one of those nights where I just like to pretend
that I could spit in a mic and come out with a rap
didn't really think about who I was gonna attack
SUNY IT girls are really good as they come
you go hard and your party never ends at one
you stay up all night and you can drink life a fish
go right ahead and make life your top bitch

[Chorus]
were sorry that we went and hurt you
went right ahead and made you feel just so blue
never meant to really make you mad
so turn that frown upside down and get glad

feel bad that I stayed up late and acted a fool
time for amends heres this song made it just for you
im sorry it doesnt come with a bow on top
but wrapping presents aint something that my mom taught
but she did teach me to have just a little class
and even though it can be a royal pain in my ass
I messed up and I know that I did you wrong
so imma try to fix things with a brand new song

[Chorus]
were sorry that we went and hurt you
went right ahead and made you feel just so blue
never meant to really make you mad
so turn that frown upside down and get glad

"Get em Elite"

kick it back and relax
take this song as a credit
try not to be mad
we all did things we shouldn’t have
sorry to all you IT girls
7 to 1 but you are my world
your own special breed
that many haven’t seen
but ive found pleasure in recording these measures
lyrics for all you ladies
and I hope this does it
so please don’t stay angry
this song is for you
proving a point
even though its tough to do
childhood days was just ma and me
respecting ladies is was how it had to be
the last song wrong
wasn’t what it was meant to mean
don’t assume cause you make
an ass of you and me
just gonna make my amendments
please try to accept em
saying sorry from my heart
hope I get yours with this one

[Chorus]
were sorry that we went and hurt you
went right ahead and made you feel just so blue
never meant to really make you mad
so turn that frown upside down and get glad

[Chorus]
were sorry that we went and hurt you
went right ahead and made you feel just so blue
never meant to really make you mad
so turn that frown upside down and get glad

[Spoken]
were sorry that we went and hurt you
went right ahead and made you feel just so blue
never meant to really make you mad
so turn that frown upside down and get glad


Retribution

Lyrics:
Mickey Mouse Intro - South Park

[Kees]
got my south park refrences all figured out
and no we'll never have no problems here mr mouse
no need to rear back and punch me straight in the mouth
ill get on in that stage and into the mic I'll shout
I only have like 3 fans now but they know what I'm about
spittin sick rymes and catching the pussy that kills the mouse
I'm not in the game yet but god damn I'll be there soon
If your gonna hate on me I'll pull down my pants show you the moon
cause bitch you better learn that I'm gonna go long
lightyear lyrics in this bitch to infinity and beyond 
I be chillin with the stars while I right this song
don't you worry baby you know I'd never do you wrong
my intellectual words a far out beyond mars
and when I touch the game I'll kill it just to make it ours
now my verse is almost over and I'll have to close my mouth
its time for some chorus now I'll see ya later man I'm out


[Chorus]
I'd don't know good this song is really gonna be
but imma just sit back and let me do me
I want all my music to just set me free
so I can open both my eyes and truly see
I hope you all hear this song and like my sound
so you listen to my future and stick around
when I drive around town and hear my song outside my car
thats how I'll know I went places and became a true star


[Elite]
head in the clouds
Got money on my mind
Dwight and Michael just makin those  office rhymes
Just Looking out the window staring at the sky
thinking how am gonna make it mine oh mine
spittin on the  verse checkin out the universe
Got my feet on the ground
Heads in the clouds
Boeing 747’s just chillin all around
Up in the just sky finding who I am
Living my life just tryin to be a man
Growing having up no real plan
Mom giving me directions
Just making sure im right
This life has got me oh so tight
Saying what’s on my mind
Cause minutes aren’t so kind
Just counting on my time
gettin ready for my shine
This is my rhyme for this office muzik
Its KNE productions just listen to it


[Chorus]
I'd don't know good this song is really gonna be
but imma just sit back and let me do me
I want all my music to just set me free
so I can open both my eyes and truly see
I hope you all hear this song and like my sound
so you listen to my future and stick around
when I drive around town and hear my song outside my car
thats how I'll know I went places and became a true star


Dorm Room Musik

[Chorus]
hes no longer your boyfriend
and thats just to damn bad
you went and fucked it all up
didn't realize what you had
hes no longer your boyfriend
you could have had it all
he did everything for you
but you made the wrong call
the wrong call


let me tell you bout this girl that I dated for a while
she was my whole world and had a beautiful smile
I dont ever regret what we did for 2 years
but now Im stuck drowning my sorrow with some beers
you have no idea how much we guys hurt over you
and not even a clue how how I felt like a fool
I loved you whole heart and you know thats true
but you didnt trust me when I went away for school
but this song aint about me its about my boy
who you went right ahead and made your number 1 toy
he tripped head over heels and made you his world
and now hes so drunk over you hes gonna hurl


[Chorus]
hes no longer your boyfriend
and thats just to damn bad
you went and fucked it all up
didn't realize what you had
hes no longer your boyfriend
you could have had it all
he did everything for you
but you made the wrong call
the wrong call


from the start I thought you were always good for him
but you tricked the whole campus and made our heads spin
but now I see you lied and you never gonna win
just like we be bowling I knock over all your pins
I guess Ill never know why you did what you did
you went right ahead and messed up this poor kid
Im writing this shit while he's passed out on the floor
dont know what to do it makes my head sore
I just cant have ya keep stringing him along
and channel his anger through a god damn song
I gotta go carry his drunk ass up the stairs
Its good he still has people round him that care


[Chorus]
hes no longer your boyfriend
and thats just to damn bad
you went and fucked it all up
didn't realize what you had
hes no longer your boyfriend
you could have had it all
he did everything for you
but you made the wrong call
the wrong call

Ex Boyfriend

my life be all messed up
but im stuck right in the middle
I pretend that I can ball
but stuck on that double dribble
if you know that I can rhyme
get my lyrics on yo kindle
beats hittin right on time
rhymes comin off a spindle
fucked up right now 
but with a little bit a luck
I'll get a few fans
and get my dick stuck
easy man im just kidding
keep your ass glued to your seat
hear the song I made mine
bounce your head to every beat
I do the best I can
but spittin words never the plan
just tryin to be a man
know I'm my number one fan
might never be famous 
but I half to keep calm
keep my head held high
be proud and carry on

know this might never be a hit
but i hope you hear it and say thats legit
even if you hate me I aint gonna quit
i squeeze right into the game make myself fit
dont hate on me cause I wont start
trust me it all comes straight from the heart
makin music is when I feel my best
takes all my stupid stress off my chest
even when my life is a total mess
I'll ace it all like it was just a test

man I'm goin crazy
yes my vision so hazy
no one to call my baby
need someone to save me
im gonna have to bring 
my own self around
stand up and get my 
own feet on the ground
if I mess up
have to blame myself
I'll do it on my own
dont need any help
yeah i might be druck
but not yet crunk
when I spit out lines
purer than a monk
not famous yet 
no one on the street stares
but imma keep spitting
without a single care
another verse's end
have to give up the mic
hope you enjoyed the song
and I showed you the light

know this might never be a hit
but i hope you hear it and say thats legit
even if you hate me I aint gonna quit
i squeeze right into the game make myself fit
dont hate on me cause I wont start
trust me it all comes straight from the heart
makin music is when I feel my best
takes all my stupid stress off my chest
even when my life is a total mess
I'll ace it all like it was just a test

know this might never be a hit
but i hope you hear it and say thats legit
even if you hate me I aint gonna quit
i squeeze right into the game make myself fit
dont hate on me cause I wont start
trust me it all comes straight from the heart
makin music is when I feel my best
takes all my stupid stress off my chest
even when my life is a total mess
I'll ace it all like it was just a test






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