In The Kelp Forest

Kelp Numbah One

Kelpy Dan wild as the Taliban,

Kelpy Dan 9 on his right 45 in his other hand
Call him trouble man
Always worth 100 grand
One man band
Always looking for that dro man
glock on patrol man
Snipe you in the back mane
since you was running man
VSS man 
World Wide man
God damn

Kelpy Dan
Kelpy Dan Wild as the Taliban

Take it to the man,
To kelpy dan,
take it to the one who's gonna get banned,
Take it to the guy with a gun in his hand,

BANANA MAN 
BANANA MAN
BANANA MAN

Kelp dan, wild as the Taliban.

Wild As The Taliban

ITS A REVOLUTION BABY. COME JOIN US AND CHANGE THE WORLD ONE KELP DADDY AT A TIME.

I was sitting in the kelp field
gettin with the kelp memes
livin out the kelp dreams
That’s what I do
 
I get up at the kelp club
Serve me dat kelp juice
Then hand me that grey goose
NO WAIT A MINUTE 
I only drink kelp juice ya hunky dunky bitch
	Get slapped mother fucker get lit
They said that Kelpy Dan is wild as the Taliban
	He the fat boy big boy happy man
Take you to the promised land, up with the kelp n sand

It’s for the revolution
It’s for the revolution 
It’s for the revolution

You can call me kelp daddy
so keep your god damn addy,
all I need is some kelp candy, then I’m ready
	Take a puff, take a sniff, take a float
Then we lay low.
Down the alley, sadly, I’m snacking while playing crappie

You can call me kelp daddy
It’s all for the factory
The kelp factory
Where grandaddy is listening
And kelp is glistening
It’s almost belittling
To be comissioning
So much kelp to the
visiting.

It’s for the revolution
It’s for the revolution 
It’s for the revolution

It’s for the revolution
It’s for the revolution 
It’s for the revolution

Grandaddy, the most kelp savvy
Are you listening , picturing all the shit were living in
Take your medicine, slurping down the kelp candy, the most sandy, savory like a good brandy, making you feel dandy and just a little bit happy
Don’t ask me questions I’m trying to teach you a fucking lesson 
Bout what its like the be the #1 kelp daddy
Looking up forever to the OG granddaddy
Fuck your Grey Goose I’m all about that kelp juice
That shit that gets you feeling loose as an obtuse moose 
Kelp salad, the number one remedy 
Maybe the only thing that could have saved Kennedy
Yeah its a superfood, your comment was a little rude, possibly a little crude, fuck...you’re so screwed 
For hating on the kelp and your kelp daddy
Take a seat laddie

It’s for the revolution
It’s for the revolution 
It’s for the revolution

REVOLUTION

Dank memes, fire bars, and only kelp here baby.

Kelpy Dan

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