Is he guilty or not... you be the judge.

[intro]
Are you a prostitute
Or a federal agent?
Are you jailbait
Or an undercover policeman?

[verse 1]
It’s hard to tell
In these uncertain times
If you’re talking to girls
Or law enforcement
I just want to have some fun
Not meet a guy with a gun

[chorus]
Meet you at the door
Mister investigator
Sit right down with you
Tell you all about my sexlife

[verse 2]
This isn’t the first time
That I’ve almost committed a crime
But I swear I’m just skirting the line
I ask for ID every time
And then go back home
If it’s before oh seven
(Oh seven oh seven)
No underage girls
Don’t scold me Mr. Hansen
(Mr. Hansen)
(Mr. Hansen)

[outro]
Meet you at the door
Mister investigator
(Mister investigator)
Sit right down with you
Tell you about my life story
Meet you at the door
Mister investigator
(Mister investigator)
Sit right down with you
Tell you about my life story
Constable Larry

Everything I Own

Ken Boothe

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