Ain't no such thing as a free crunch. . .

CRUNCH TIME

Special offer on riffs. Get 'em while stocks last! \m/

3 Four 2

£2 per ride, Senior discount available. No refunds in the event of injury or fatality.

Deathslide

Thrashcan

Hypno - Toad

Heavy Bottom

Sometimes it's ok to play in a major key.

In hindsight the drums are too low in the mix but I don't want to waste precocious SC minutes uploading a remix...

Happy Thrasher

100% organic riffs. Full of heavy metal nutrients.

Riff Soup

You'll need help lifting this one 'cos it's heavy AF.

SloMoFo

This one goes 'dun-du-du-du-dun dudun dudun...'. Yeah, like that.

The Empire's New Groove

My name is Kenneth and I make metal. Huzzah. 

Ken Pepper

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