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multi-instrumentalist!

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Ken Ashcorp - PiPiPi

This is a song by Ken ashcorp about, well, master yi

Dunkmaster Yi

Ken Ashcorp - Suck My Rock

Here it is! The Blizzcon Song Contest Winner (1st PLACE) 2011!!! 
Unfortunately, due to Blizzard's rules, the entire song is under two minutes long. However, this song more than makes up for the lack of space! 

PvP follows my adventures through both life in the world of Azeroth and my own life as well. Whether it's a beautiful Night Elf Rogue, trapped in a tower in Tol Barad or whether it's a girl, out of my reach, this song is about love AND my love for World of Warcraft. I always said I'd make a song chronicling my rise from 1-85 and this is as good as it's going to get! 

Please enjoy the 1st place winning entry from Blizzard's Song Contest 2011!

Lyrics:
This is my war song all for you 
I just do not know what to do 
I keep on coming back it's true 
At 10 I knew my place was here 
So leave your doubts and have no fear 
The righteous path is clear 

Pay me no heed I'm about to cause a shakeup 
Why won't you just wake up 
Why can't you just take up 
Arms to defend yourself against me? 
Dashing young rogues can't be helped when consecrated 
I still stand elated 
Even when berated 
Wish you could just see what I see 
The gates have opened once again 
A winter valley, summer sand 
And all my friends, they tell me 

Yeah, you got class 
Yeah, you got style 
How will you make it at 85? 
This world's a battleground 
You're lucky, even now, to be alive 
From the ruins to the flag 
I'll take it back I'll strike you down 
I'll strike you down 

Under-geared everywhere I look around me 
Gnomes can still astound me 
Trying to confound me 
We don't have this problem, but you do 
Excuse me miss, but I'd like to cash my honor 
Thought I was a goner 
Should have done a runner 
But I still stood and fought for you 

From the ruins to the flag 
I'll take it back I'll strike you down 
I'll strike you down 

Tol Barad 
It ain't so bad 
Surrounded by my friends 
Brave the weather 
Fight the storm 
Stay together 
Live once more 
Overpowered, my desire 
Is to meet you in that spire 
I'm on fire, can't cool down, oh can't you see? 
It means too much to me 
My life is PVP

Anyone for a rousing tune comprised of pony filled cartoons and club-like music? Didn't think so. But here's 20 Percent Cooler, a massive shout-out to something that's entertained me for quite some time. Thanks, Lauren. And a massive thanks to Siobhan for providing me with some SWAG artwork.
http://siobhanchiffon.tumblr.com/


Lyrics:
Yeah I own this beat
You can call me the king or the ruler
Felon on bass, getting hoarse at the mic
We're getting 20 percent cooler

We had a great day out
Calling my name like Ferris Bueller
It's time to wrap this up
We're getting 20 percent cooler

7 colors in your hair
Get your boots on dear 'cause we're going out there
Don't care bout the dress code
Put it on, let's go
Girls go wild 'cause we're going "al fresco"
Ha!
No need to perform
Hands on our bodies gonna keep our skills warm
We need social reform 'cause we're just so criminal
Linguist subliminal, damages minimal

Top percentile, largest fraction
Massive attraction, girl-on-girl action
Stop that, I'm gonna need a redaction
Drop that, you already got your reaction
Me? I'm gonna keep on smiling
You? You're gonna need restyling
I got the quote back
From the jeweler
You're getting 20 percent cooler

Yeah I own this beat
You can call me the king or the ruler
Felon on bass, getting hoarse at the mic
We're getting 20 percent cooler

We had a great day out
Calling my name like Ferris Bueller
It's time to wrap this up
We're getting 20 percent cooler

We're getting 20 percent cooler! x4

Shhhhhhhh
Reduce that treble
There's an 8 or 9 who think they're on my level
Like a rebel in a bunker getting shelled with a mortar
Bump up and down cause I think you ought'a 
Place your hand on my thigh
Don't be coy, I can hear you sigh
Grinding your hips, I'll be flashing my pink
And in ten seconds flat you'll be back with a drink

Wooo!
Bring out the Bacardi
Twilight, Sparkle, up in the party
Tap that, like a phone in the cold war
Room on the third floor, knocking at my front door
Me? I'm kind of a rarity
You? Work that dexterity
Lean back now, here's what I meant
Getting cooler by 20 percent

Yeah I own this beat
You can call me the king or the ruler
Felon on bass, getting hoarse at the mic
We're getting 20 percent cooler

We had a great day out
Calling my name like Ferris Bueller
It's time to wrap this up
We're getting 20 percent cooler

We're getting 20 percent cooler! x4

Yeah I own this beat
You can call me the king or the ruler
Felon on bass, getting hoarse at the mic
We're getting 20 percent cooler

We had a great day out
Calling my name like Ferris Bueller
It's time to wrap this up
We're getting 20 percent cooler

20 Percent Cooler

Hora Hora~ 
Game of the year, all years, Monster Girl Quest (Monmusu Quest! Zenshou ~Makereba Youjo ni Okasareru~) provides an accurate portrayal of fighting for the greater good. I'll never lose because, if I do, the monster girls will violate me. And that's terrible. 
I have too much fun playing this NOT SAFE FOR WORK AT ALL game and I had too much fun making this song. Hope you enjoy it!  Special thanks to Nyanners and Ste (http://getvent.tumblr.com) for making all of this possible.

Lyrics:
Pick up my sword it's time to do business 
Strap on my cloak I'm 'bout to roll with this 
When you're this swag this world just bows at your knees 

Call me the chef cause I'll make your blood boil 
(Hora Hora) Gimme some of dat coil 
Snake oil 'cause you know I aim to please 

Tickle my fancy, tickle my prostate 
Don't get me off cause I'll just get irate 
Put in my place but I'll break out once again 

All these encounters may just leave me scarred 
And when I'm rock hard, I fucking rock hard 
Like Alice, we're down the rabbit hole my friend 

I don't give a damn, not an iota 
Motherfucker, I'm the Straightest Shota 

I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail 
I will prevail 
Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail 
I'm in love 
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale 
Only one thing left to do 
Touch Fluffy Tail 

Lately I know I'm going so crazy 
Never thought goodness would be so hazy 
Once you wrap me up yeah you know I'm caught 

But sorry, baby, I just can't get with this 
Gotta get out and get back to business 
Tofu or Tail? Oh, it's food for thought 

I don't give a damn, not an iota 
Motherfucker, I'm the Straightest Shota 

I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail 
I will prevail 
Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail 
I'm in love 
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale 
Only one thing left to do 
Touch Fluffy Tail 

We'll see the light of day again my dear 
Let's go on an adventure 
The heavens frown upon us on this day 
But I've still got my quota 
Motherfucker, I'm the straightest shota 

I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail 
I will prevail 
Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail 
I'm in love 
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale 
Only one thing left to do 
Touch Fluffy Tail 
(Oooooo) 
I'm in love 
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale 
Only one thing left to do 
Touch Fluffy Tail

Touch Fluffy Tail

Absolute Territory (or Zettai Ryouiki 絶対領域) details the area of the thigh between the skirt and the sock. It has been said that this mysterious and dangerous area is a magnet for one's gaze... 
Artwork by: Gashi-gashi (gashi45.tumblr.com)

Lyrics:
She's got a fetish for fine art 
A pair of knee-socks and an oversized sweatshirt 
She goes right to my heart 
She comes a'knocking with her stocking and I get hurt 

I get the feeling I'm in deep 
Troubled waters but they're only thigh-high 
This kind of girl don't get no sleep 
Don't wake your father, skip the starters, strap those garters up 
Oh my my! 

Checkered pattern on your skirt 
I see you flaunting, see you taunting, it's so sickening 
I can't resist the way you flirt 
I should be dead but my heartbeat's quickening 

I get the feeling less is more 
It's an excuse just to shake your little derrière 
That ratio; a perfect score 
A girl's status is measured by her denier 

Lie down baby 
Arch your back now 
Maybe you can help me get what I want 
Curve your little spine and tell me that you're mine 
It's all about the game and what you flaunt 

Yeah, I know that there's no pleasing you 
When you know that you're not teasing me 
She's an absolute terror for Absolute Territory 

(You're so hotly contested, here's a tip 
You should rename your thighs to the Gaza Strip) 

That's it, baby, take control 
You're so enticing, mesmerizing, don't know how to react 
You're gonna steal my very soul 
More manslaughter than the third impact 

I see you strutting in that pleat 
Double-taking, yeah I'm shaking and you know it shows 
This kind of girl just can't be beat 
She whispers in my ear 
Take off your clothes 

Lie down baby 
Arch your back now 
Maybe you can help me get what I want 
Curve your little spine and tell me that you're mine 
It's all about the game and what you flaunt 

Yeah, I know that there's no pleasing you 
When you know that you're not teasing me 
She's an absolute terror for Absolute Territory

Absolute Territory

Best in the world or best girl? You decide. 

Some girls are more dangerous and clingy than they first appear. If they kill you, you're not gonna respawn so please be careful! 
That A Rank is gonna kill me in the long run. Well, that or this girl. I'm taking bets if you wanted to know... 
Art by Gashi-Gashi (gashi45.tumblr.com)

Lyrics:
There's a spark in your eye 
And a grin on your lips 
She's a demon and I can't resist her 
On a night like this 

Say that you're fine 
But I know that you're a wreck 
There's a chill up my spine 
With your hands around my neck 

Handcuffed to your side 
I know that I can't leave 
I'm fixated on asphyxiation 
But without you I can't breathe 

Oooo You never say please 
Might as well be deceased 

Yeah I'll make sure this sticks 
Fall for all of your tricks 
Oh, I gotta admit 
I kinda dig crazy chicks 

Tossing turning I run through your mind 
You'd kill for me? 
Yeah you're creepy when you're kind 
Who knew 
That voodoo 
Could do so much for me 
Got me under your hex, I'm perplexed 
I'm a doll in your hands and it's oh so plain to see 

This must be a sign 
That I'm going insane 
'Cause you're on the right track with your knife to my back 
And your laugh inside my brain 

I can never say no 
Your sanity's all for show 
Yeah I'll take all your kicks 
The hi-hats and the clicks 
It's another quick fix 
I kinda dig crazy chicks (x3) 

T-T-Tossing turning I run through your mind 
You'd kill for me? 
Yeah you're creepy when you're kind 
Who knew 
That voodoo 
Could do so much for me 
I'm a doll in your hands and it's oh so plain to see (x2) 

Yeah we're burning that midnight oil 
Ooo I kinda dig crazy chicks

Crazy Chicks

Hey man, I just like burgers a lot. Gotta get my burgz. Knowing PetitPanda, it's a wonder why this song isn't about Tacos instead...
Album artwork by: alphena.tumblr.com 

Lyrics:
Well it was just 
5 guys on a night out 
(Oh) 
Looks like they could box your lights out 
Insatiable hunger 
Looking for the one they could take home right now 

They're all getting salty 
Wanna be sonic but they're not fast enough 
Wanna be that Mac Daddy 
But this game of thrones is just too tough 

And you can't be the king if you taste like shit 
The other 4 guys don't mind a bit 
And these Randy Bo Bandy's are so demanding 
Knock that pat flat but I'm still standing 

Wendy's just another silly girl I knew but those days are all long gone 
If you were right the first time then how could you be wrong? 

Oh, you're 23 years old now 
Stick with what you know 
The burger joint just down the road seems like the place to go 
Oh, it's comfortable and inviting and it won't tell you lies 
I want that Bacon Cheeseburger with those damn good fries 

Well I was just 
Feeling kinda greasy 
Backstreets feels kinda sleazy 
Prices hiked as high as your tights 
And I can't help just feeling queasy 

Thank god it's friday 
Said nobody ever as we all flew out the door 
Acting up like a dairy queen and a size queen's always wanting more 

KFC more like JFC 
I wanna try something new to me 
In with excitement, out with scoff 
This disappointment can fudd ruck off 

Annie might be fun, but I'll never shack 
If I die before then of a heart attack 
If there's never a first time 
Then how can I come back? 

Oh, you're 23 years old now 
Stick with what you know 
The burger joint just down the road seems like the place to go 
Oh, it's comfortable and inviting and it won't tell you lies 
I want that Bacon Cheeseburger with those damn good fries 

Have your burger however you like 
No I don't mind, no I don't mind 
I'm just looking for the right one for me 
Don't care how it long it takes to find 
However you like 
No I don't mind, no I don't mind 
I know she's the right one for me 
Takes the stress away from the daily grind 

However you like 
No I don't mind, no I don't mind 
I'm just looking for the right one for me 
Don't care how it long it takes to find 
However you like 
No I don't mind, no I don't mind 
I know she's the right one for me 
Takes the stress away from the daily grind 
(x3 to finish)

Burgz

Whether intergalactic or planetary, distance makes the heart grow fonder. 
Art (and wonderful character on the right) by: http://www.hensa.tumblr.com

Lyrics:
(Heartbeat so hard) 
A feeling that I felt so many times before 
(Heartbeat so hard) 
No matter how much I do this 
I never get bored 
I said I needed space 
I wanted so much more 
This is my galaxy 
Gonna explore 
(Heartbeat so hard) 
It's just another universe and I won't be ignored 

You say you're a dancer? 
Dance 
Take no for an answer? 
No way 
I'm just persistent, baby 
What can I say? 
Don't wanna be a black hole 
Of negative emotions, it's true 
I wanna be Laika 
Wanna be good to you 

Universe 
Calling out 
Every whisper, every shout 
Cheap shots on me 
So drink up, honey, this one's for free 

On the rocks 
Hit me up with another brandy 
Don't stop 
Give me space, I'm feeling dandy 
Do we deserve this? 
Is it our purpose? 
It's just fan-service 
This beauty on the surface 
Yeah, I like what I like 
That target demographic 
So much traffic, getting graphic 
All your thoughts are so jurassic 
So look a little bit deeper 
On these values on which I strive 
I'll be your sleeper hit, let me take this thing into overdrive 
Let me take this thing into overdrive 

(Heartbeat so hard) x3 
I'm reeling from the burn that I felt within 
(Heartbeat so hard) 
I down another scotch just to drown my sin 
I dream of electric sheep and all my responses stay the same 
They're just zeroes and ones, I can't have fun 
And I'm the only one to blame 
(Heartbeat so hard) 
A zero at the bar, just feeling strange 

You say you're the answer? 
Talk 
I wanna be sane one more time 
Ain't no damn crime 
Whisper those lies to myself no more 
It's true 
I wanna be with you 

Universe 
Calling out 
Every whisper, every shout 
Cheap shots on me 
So drink up, honey, this one's for free 

(On the rocks) 
(Never stop) 
(One more shot) 
(To the top) 

On the rocks 
Hit me up with another brandy 
Don't stop 
Give me space, I'm feeling dandy 
Do we deserve this? 
Is it our purpose? 
It's just fan-service 
This beauty on the surface 
Yeah, I like what I like 
That target demographic 
So much traffic, getting graphic 
All your thoughts are so jurassic 
So look a little bit deeper 
On these values on which I strive 
I'll be your sleeper hit, let me take this thing into overdrive 
Let me take this thing into overdrive 

On The Rocks

On The Rocks

Not One Less

Just a guy who's a musician for fun. Shortstack Panda Girl not related.

20 Percent Cooler

Ken Ashcorp

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