This song is sooo under ratedd ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡

Happy 9th anniversary to this incredible show! :> 

this isn't a rude question at all so don't get me wrong but what does he mean by Tolstoy, I can only find the russian author?

Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened - dr seuss

Unrecognized Greatness Right Here!! 👑😁

dude this song slaps 
here is the original video : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LIifA-SduE&list=PLnRA7e-cnXxbgW9DzADqIQkPDIE_VlD83&index=18

Ken Ashcorp - Dare You To Love Me

Here it is! The Blizzcon Song Contest Winner (1st PLACE) 2011!!! 
Unfortunately, due to Blizzard's rules, the entire song is under two minutes long. However, this song more than makes up for the lack of space! 

PvP follows my adventures through both life in the world of Azeroth and my own life as well. Whether it's a beautiful Night Elf Rogue, trapped in a tower in Tol Barad or whether it's a girl, out of my reach, this song is about love AND my love for World of Warcraft. I always said I'd make a song chronicling my rise from 1-85 and this is as good as it's going to get! 

Please enjoy the 1st place winning entry from Blizzard's Song Contest 2011!

Lyrics:
This is my war song all for you 
I just do not know what to do 
I keep on coming back it's true 
At 10 I knew my place was here 
So leave your doubts and have no fear 
The righteous path is clear 

Pay me no heed I'm about to cause a shakeup 
Why won't you just wake up 
Why can't you just take up 
Arms to defend yourself against me? 
Dashing young rogues can't be helped when consecrated 
I still stand elated 
Even when berated 
Wish you could just see what I see 
The gates have opened once again 
A winter valley, summer sand 
And all my friends, they tell me 

Yeah, you got class 
Yeah, you got style 
How will you make it at 85? 
This world's a battleground 
You're lucky, even now, to be alive 
From the ruins to the flag 
I'll take it back I'll strike you down 
I'll strike you down 

Under-geared everywhere I look around me 
Gnomes can still astound me 
Trying to confound me 
We don't have this problem, but you do 
Excuse me miss, but I'd like to cash my honor 
Thought I was a goner 
Should have done a runner 
But I still stood and fought for you 

From the ruins to the flag 
I'll take it back I'll strike you down 
I'll strike you down 

Tol Barad 
It ain't so bad 
Surrounded by my friends 
Brave the weather 
Fight the storm 
Stay together 
Live once more 
Overpowered, my desire 
Is to meet you in that spire 
I'm on fire, can't cool down, oh can't you see? 
It means too much to me 
My life is PVP

Supernatural is a slower and more melodic song. It's also heavily inspired by a really great cartoon. 
Art by Rose: briskby.tumblr.com

Lyrics:
Yeah, I'll gravitate towards you 
Or you'll miss me when I'm gone 
Cause things are getting creepy in this sleepy state of Oregon 
And I'm gonna set things straight again 
I'm gonna prove them wrong 
I'm gonna show the world the supernatural 

I wasn't prepared to be a scared young boy 
I wasn't prepared to be read like Tolstoy 
And destroy 
These feelings I feel inside 

This war and peace inside my mind 
Finding things I shouldn't find 
This time they're out to get you 
You kinda scare me and I wanna let you 

Go 
And find another adventure 
C'mon let's go 
I found something interesting and we should discover it together 

Yeah, I'll gravitate towards you 
Or you'll miss me when I'm gone 
Cause things are getting creepy in this sleepy state of Oregon 
And I'm gonna set things straight again 
I'm gonna prove them wrong 
I'm gonna show the world the supernatural 

I wasn't prepared to be a full grown man 
I wasn't prepared to take your hand 
A plan? 
You already know me 
Feel this one and just go with me 

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind 
If I can't see then I can't find 
These things that are out to get you 
You kinda scare me and I wanna let you 

Go 
And find another adventure 
C'mon let's go 
I found something interesting and we should discover it together 

Yeah, I'll gravitate towards you 
Or you'll miss me when I'm gone 
Cause things are getting creepy in this sleepy state of Oregon 
And I'm gonna set things straight again 
I'm gonna prove them wrong 
I'm gonna show the world the supernatural 

Call my name 
I'm still here 
Feeling safe 
When you're near 
This magic is tragic 
Just to see me smile 
Won't you hold me for a while? 

Yeah, I'll gravitate towards you 
Or you'll miss me when I'm gone 
Cause things are getting creepy in this sleepy state of Oregon 
Gonna set things straight again 
I'm gonna prove them wrong 
I'm gonna show the world the supernatural 

Yeah, I'll gravitate towards you 
Or you'll miss me when I'm gone 
Cause things are getting creepy in this sleepy state of Oregon 
And I'm gonna set things straight again 
I'm gonna prove them wrong 
I'm gonna show the world the supernatural

Supernatural

Sometimes, life needs a defined goal so you can rise to a challenge. When I was younger, there was one man who provided that challenge neatly and succinctly. Now that I'm older, there are still people like that man who surround me and give me a challenge of my own. The main difference is that they're not 10 years old. Well, they also don't have 8 gym badges. They're probably just as annoying though! 
Art by: Kylie DiOrio (shavostars.tumblr.com)

Lyrics:
I walk a path down victory road 
See, it's my chance and I know just where it goes 
I'm feeling ghastly but I know that I'll pull through 
You're so vile, in denial, and I know just what to do 

Abra, Kadabra, Alakazam 
I'mma change the way you feel about who I am 
'Cause I'm tangled up and I'm just so stuck 
Yeah you run amuck all because you can 

And I'm sick and tired of the way you treat me 
You fill me up with fear 
You write your name upon the wall to let me know that you were here 

Everyone needs a rival 
Someone who can spur you on 
And make you feel invincible 
The thrill is irresistible 
I will defeat you 
Yeah, I know I'm gonna beat you 
I've waited too damn long for my time to shine 
I'm gonna take the world by storm 
Yeah, I'm elite and you're forlorn 

I feel just like a persian rug 
I'm trod upon and you stand there feeling smug 
And you can growl, but your bark's worse than your bite 
Reduced to ash, give me your cash because I'm spoiling for a fight 

I need a palate cleanser 
While I walk these streets of gold 
Fire beneath me feeling hot 
I know you're not 'cause you're so cold 
All I see is red 
So get ready for the end 
Give me your best shot, give all you got 'cause you know 
You can't push reset and start again 

Everyone needs a rival 
Someone who can spur you on 
And make you feel invincible 
The thrill is irresistible 
I will defeat you 
Yeah, I know I'm gonna beat you 
I've waited too damn long for my time to shine 
I'm gonna take you down 
I'm gonna take what's mine 

Everyone needs a rival 
Someone who can spur you on 
And make you feel invincible 
The thrill is irresistible 
I will defeat you 
Yeah, I know I'm gonna beat you 
I've waited too damn long for my time to shine 
I'm gonna take the world by storm 
Yeah, I'm elite and you're forlorn

Rival

We are disgraced to live in these cages we call walls.
Art by Junkpuyo: http://junkpuyo.tumblr.com/

Lyrics:
Destroy apathy and hope 
Destroy everything you own 
Nihilistic tendencies within my bones 
You gotta break a few 
You gotta lose it all 

This fear
No, I'm not ashamed 
Giants tower over bodies charred and maimed 
Am I sick with a disease or am I sane 
You gotta start to run 
Before you learn to crawl 

My mind's a wreck 
They tell me everything will be okay 
Well, I wanna be the hunter not the hunted 
I wanna be the killer not the prey 

My heart can't take much more 
Constantly repeating every single beat I felt before 
Every single time I hit that wall 
Crystal bodies hold me tight 
As I fall into the night 
Just for a chance to see the light 

The beating of the drum 
That I heard so many times I became numb 
Are we constantly tormented just for fun 
We'll never understand 
The killer starting gun 

Hold your breath and plunge too deep 
My demons always had my soul to keep 
And I'm dying every time I fall asleep 
I wanna be reborn 
Instead of being done 

My mind's a wreck 
What use is believing if I can't pray 
I wanna be the hunter not the hunted 
I wanna live one more day 

Can't take much more 
Constantly repeating every single beat I felt before 
Every single time I hit that wall 
Crystal bodies hold me tight 
As I fall into the night 
Just for a chance to see the light 

Give me a chance to see the light 

Human disease 
I'm getting sick of it 
Fall to your knees 
Fake it till it washes all away

Hunter

Whether intergalactic or planetary, distance makes the heart grow fonder. 
Art (and wonderful character on the right) by: http://www.hensa.tumblr.com

Lyrics:
(Heartbeat so hard) 
A feeling that I felt so many times before 
(Heartbeat so hard) 
No matter how much I do this 
I never get bored 
I said I needed space 
I wanted so much more 
This is my galaxy 
Gonna explore 
(Heartbeat so hard) 
It's just another universe and I won't be ignored 

You say you're a dancer? 
Dance 
Take no for an answer? 
No way 
I'm just persistent, baby 
What can I say? 
Don't wanna be a black hole 
Of negative emotions, it's true 
I wanna be Laika 
Wanna be good to you 

Universe 
Calling out 
Every whisper, every shout 
Cheap shots on me 
So drink up, honey, this one's for free 

On the rocks 
Hit me up with another brandy 
Don't stop 
Give me space, I'm feeling dandy 
Do we deserve this? 
Is it our purpose? 
It's just fan-service 
This beauty on the surface 
Yeah, I like what I like 
That target demographic 
So much traffic, getting graphic 
All your thoughts are so jurassic 
So look a little bit deeper 
On these values on which I strive 
I'll be your sleeper hit, let me take this thing into overdrive 
Let me take this thing into overdrive 

(Heartbeat so hard) x3 
I'm reeling from the burn that I felt within 
(Heartbeat so hard) 
I down another scotch just to drown my sin 
I dream of electric sheep and all my responses stay the same 
They're just zeroes and ones, I can't have fun 
And I'm the only one to blame 
(Heartbeat so hard) 
A zero at the bar, just feeling strange 

You say you're the answer? 
Talk 
I wanna be sane one more time 
Ain't no damn crime 
Whisper those lies to myself no more 
It's true 
I wanna be with you 

Universe 
Calling out 
Every whisper, every shout 
Cheap shots on me 
So drink up, honey, this one's for free 

(On the rocks) 
(Never stop) 
(One more shot) 
(To the top) 

On the rocks 
Hit me up with another brandy 
Don't stop 
Give me space, I'm feeling dandy 
Do we deserve this? 
Is it our purpose? 
It's just fan-service 
This beauty on the surface 
Yeah, I like what I like 
That target demographic 
So much traffic, getting graphic 
All your thoughts are so jurassic 
So look a little bit deeper 
On these values on which I strive 
I'll be your sleeper hit, let me take this thing into overdrive 
Let me take this thing into overdrive 

On The Rocks

On The Rocks

Have you ever wanted a doujinshi in song form? 
No? 
Too bad. 

Art by: RiceGnat http://www.ricegnat.moe 
Aranei VA: MegaMoeka http://www.megamoeka.com 
Kaleina VA: エミたん emitan http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=5566184 
A massive thank you to all at the Medical Whiskey group, for the inspiration to write this song! http://www.medicalwhiskey.com 
Also a massive thank you to Lappuru/Henkuma/変熊 who makes every day just that little bit brighter http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=397729

Lyrics:
She was the image of my fantasies 
Long hair, purple eyes 
And two big pointy ears 

The Dwarven ale's on me 
And maybe you as well, girl, hopefully 
Now I didn't expect what I heard next 
Made my head spin so fast it'd break necks 
She said; 
Hey, bitch, what's up? 
You're the kind of girl that could give me the good long SUCC 
And I don't need first name basis 
Maybe we could pass it to each other 'round the third or fourth bases 
Well, what the hell? 
She got my mind fucked like Galadriel 
And I can see that we're thirsty 
Call it intuition but it ain't just our glasses that's dirty 

And I was bridal carried upstairs 
And I was thinking 'bout asking her for three hairs 
So here's a little secret to this 
Elves are quick to recognize lewdness 

WE'RE SHAMELESS 
Oooh, I love it all 
You might think I'm kinda crass 
But baby, you can kiss my ass! 
WE'RE SHAMELESS 
Stacy's mom can join in too 
That's right 
I delight in being lewd 

/// Okay, settle down, I don't even know your name 
It's Aranei 
Okay, that's a lovely name but--- 
And my name's Kaleina! 
That's also a lovely name 
Wait, when did you get here?! /// 

Aranei and Kaleina 
You don't have to explain 
I know exactly what you're doing 
But how far ahead did you plan all of the screwing? 
Pffft, cut that pussy shit 
Get up on that pussy, bitch 
Call me mistress like you know that you're working it 
YES MISS 
Put the collar on and pose 
One bitch boy and two elf hoes 
Well, what the hell? 
We got this far so we might as well 
And things were getting kinda kinky 
Essentially the content of a Henkuma doujinshi 

Imagine the scene; 
Three bodies all together, me in between 
Pressing up against my body 
HOLD UP 
/// That's a little bigger than I was expecting 
Which one of us are you using that on?! /// 

WE'RE SHAMELESS 
Oooh, I love it all 
You might think I'm kinda crass 
But baby, you can kiss my ass! 
WE'RE SHAMELESS 
Stacy's mom can join in too 
You gotta love those MILFs, man 
I delight in being lewd 

If you're into it, just be into it 

We don't kinkshame, no 
We don't kinkshame, no 
We don't kinkshame, no 
If you're into it, just be into it 
(x4) 

No, I won't say I'm sorry 
For liking lewd elf girls and futanari 
Yeah! 

/// You ready to go again, Kiddo? 
Yes, indeed I am! 
[[CHORTLING INTENSIFIES]] 
Oh boy! ///

We're Shameless

I wrote a song about cucking my friend Jarv's TAVOR rifle inspired waifu because he likes guns and is a Canuck and you can't spell Canuck without CUCK. Because I could and I had a free morning. Fuck you, have a free mp3 of it. Be more careful of lolita lesbians next time, Jarv. You fucking cuck.
Image by https://twitter.com/On_TheBounce because HE IS A CUCK but he's legit great and a good sport

Lyrics:
Let me
Reminisce about the time that I told ya
Give up waitin' for that wanna-be soldier
Boys with toys will never grow up
And we're only getting older

Please excuse the profanity and swearing
I must admit I kinda stopped caring
Holy shit, your tip is so hot
Fuck the Glock, Smith, and Wesson
Yeah it's you that I'm wearing

I can see you're 'bout to lurch
Up there in your Sniper's perch
Better change your name to "Anthony Burch"

No I won't stop
CUCKING CUCKING CUCKING 
FUCKING SUCKING LUCKING out with you

She's just too good
LOOKIN' LOOKIN' LOOKIN'
FUCKING SUCKING LUCKING out with you

woo

Jarv's Waifu

A song I made one fine morning about cucking my friend Jarv's waifu

I made this because Easter and April Fools coincided and I liked VeggieTales as a kid. It was made in an afternoon and, honestly, I think I did it pretty well for a couple of hours of work.
Back to the more serious stuff though for a while <3

The Bunny Song (Veggietales Cover)

Art by Norasuko: https://www.patreon.com/norasuko
Bandcamp: https://kenashcorp.bandcamp.com/track...
iTunes and Spotify soon!
Those bears will eat you alive. 
The invisible storm will come for you.
Annie, Kenny, and Mae.

Lyrics:
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Why don't you tell me what exactly I did wrong? 
I'm open to the bones 
And all these flowers you trampled in the garden 
Replaced with stones 

Looking at the two-way mirrors 
White chapels and white walls fade away to dreams 
Looking at the white veil falling 
The promises we made 
The promises we'll keep 

They set fire to the forest 
Hoping they would catch the bear 
I'm as guilty as they promised 
All the lilies did turn black as we weathered out the storm 
Keep me safe 
Keep me warm 

Why won't you tell me? 
Why won't you talk to me at all? 
Your face stuck to your phone 
So we're black lilies 
Well we'll still grow without the sun 
No, we won't be alone 

We walled our hearts off to them 
Those petty high school calls fade away to dreams 
Looking at the white veil falling 
The promises we made 
The promises we'll keep 

They set fire to the forest 
Hoping they would catch the bear 
I'm as guilty as they promised 
All the lilies did turn black as we weathered out the storm 
Keep me safe 
Keep me warm 

They set fire to the forest 
They set fire to the forest 
They set fire to the forest 
They set fire to the forest 

They set fire to the forest 
I'm as guilty as they promised 
All the lilies did turn black as we weathered out the storm 
Keep me safe 
Keep me warm

Black Lily

Here's the track until the big K.A. uploads it himself.

Ken Ashcorp - Take Me Home

Just a guy who's a musician for fun. Shortstack Panda Girl not related.

Supernatural

Ken Ashcorp

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