FUUUUUUUUTAAAAAAAAAAAANAAAAAAAAAAARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII >:D

This is the funniest song I’ve ever heard.

BUT HOW FAR AHEAD DID YOU PLAN ALL OF THE SCREWIN?!

Have you ever wanted a doujinshi in song form? 
No? 
Too bad. 

Art by: RiceGnat http://www.ricegnat.moe 
Aranei VA: MegaMoeka http://www.megamoeka.com 
Kaleina VA: エミたん emitan http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=5566184 
A massive thank you to all at the Medical Whiskey group, for the inspiration to write this song! http://www.medicalwhiskey.com 
Also a massive thank you to Lappuru/Henkuma/変熊 who makes every day just that little bit brighter http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=397729

Lyrics:
She was the image of my fantasies 
Long hair, purple eyes 
And two big pointy ears 

The Dwarven ale's on me 
And maybe you as well, girl, hopefully 
Now I didn't expect what I heard next 
Made my head spin so fast it'd break necks 
She said; 
Hey, bitch, what's up? 
You're the kind of girl that could give me the good long SUCC 
And I don't need first name basis 
Maybe we could pass it to each other 'round the third or fourth bases 
Well, what the hell? 
She got my mind fucked like Galadriel 
And I can see that we're thirsty 
Call it intuition but it ain't just our glasses that's dirty 

And I was bridal carried upstairs 
And I was thinking 'bout asking her for three hairs 
So here's a little secret to this 
Elves are quick to recognize lewdness 

WE'RE SHAMELESS 
Oooh, I love it all 
You might think I'm kinda crass 
But baby, you can kiss my ass! 
WE'RE SHAMELESS 
Stacy's mom can join in too 
That's right 
I delight in being lewd 

/// Okay, settle down, I don't even know your name 
It's Aranei 
Okay, that's a lovely name but--- 
And my name's Kaleina! 
That's also a lovely name 
Wait, when did you get here?! /// 

Aranei and Kaleina 
You don't have to explain 
I know exactly what you're doing 
But how far ahead did you plan all of the screwing? 
Pffft, cut that pussy shit 
Get up on that pussy, bitch 
Call me mistress like you know that you're working it 
YES MISS 
Put the collar on and pose 
One bitch boy and two elf hoes 
Well, what the hell? 
We got this far so we might as well 
And things were getting kinda kinky 
Essentially the content of a Henkuma doujinshi 

Imagine the scene; 
Three bodies all together, me in between 
Pressing up against my body 
HOLD UP 
/// That's a little bigger than I was expecting 
Which one of us are you using that on?! /// 

WE'RE SHAMELESS 
Oooh, I love it all 
You might think I'm kinda crass 
But baby, you can kiss my ass! 
WE'RE SHAMELESS 
Stacy's mom can join in too 
You gotta love those MILFs, man 
I delight in being lewd 

If you're into it, just be into it 

We don't kinkshame, no 
We don't kinkshame, no 
We don't kinkshame, no 
If you're into it, just be into it 
(x4) 

No, I won't say I'm sorry 
For liking lewd elf girls and futanari 
Yeah! 

/// You ready to go again, Kiddo? 
Yes, indeed I am! 
[[CHORTLING INTENSIFIES]] 
Oh boy! ///

We're Shameless

Just a guy who's a musician for fun. Shortstack Panda Girl not related.

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