a collection of life's good and bad shit told by a tall idiot who is learning.

biscuit number one by kendall elijah
cover photo by jared soule
cover put together by louseph aka yung lou aka the freshest

recorded in hyattsville, md/manhattan, nyc/springfield, va

songs 1,5,6 produced by steve dreez aka yung steve
song 2 produced by kendall elijah
song 4 produced by the pyrex kid

thank you. 


sittin'

friday after work

whirlpools

i thought i was a thinking man. i thought i was a pensive transient becoming nameless...weightless but the romantic sheen up easy ridin' up and down the east coast had all but faded. the biscuits were old and hard and my black and blue cloud  returned from its hiatus. needless to say, i needed a home and due to my fairweather luck i found it. guess it didn't live up to my expectations, after all. now employed and settled i find my cloud lost in translation as a freshwater fish in the ocean. was i blue or accustomed to it? this was something i had never felt before. so here you find me, a seasoned sailer skipping across maple water as we all are; we all are mapless and hapless for forever and two days. 


maple water by kendall elijah dynamite

all songs written and produced by kendall elijah dynamite

bass on movin' lightspeed and follow the leader blues by ian gallagher


recorded and mixed by kendall elijah dynamite
mastered by louseph left fingers

artwork illustrated by brother roger
and edited by louseph left fingers

thank you and good morning and good night.
believe in the biscuit.


family of sharks

movin' lightspeed
from maple water by kendall elijah dynamite

lyrics
chorus: 

we’re movin’ lightspeed, movin’ lightspeed 
i’ll pray to slow you down 
i’ll pray to slow you down 

movin’ lightspeed, movin’ lightspeed 
i’ll pray to slow you down 
i’ll pray to slow you down 

down 
and i ain’t prayed in awhile 
left home 
broke my phone 
wore a permanent frown 
somebody tell me when a wanderer sees water to dock 
does he leave his ship behind and leave the life that he got 
for the life that he sees 
more like the life that he needs 
for a pasture of his passion 
aint sure if its green 
crabs in the barrel pinch you it ain’t a dream boy 
forced to take a chance with a heart with no strings boy 
and damn 
i miss my friends 
yeah the small few 
green light sessions 
huddled in a small room 
i used to walk about a mile to the train 
on the bus to show up late for a job that ain’t payin 

bridge 2x: 

all the hair i’m losin’ thinkin’ out in the cold 
growing weak in the writing 
feel a leak in my soul 
can’t take that 
bet i make a couple dollars off the payback 

(chorus) 

give me good love 
i’m running on fumes 
give me good drug 
i’m numbin my mood 

and before i get dismissed 
and try to work an honest job and clock out the distance 
between the want and need to move on for the money 
and a side that’s seldom shown 
smoking haze when it’s sunny 
boy you better bring the bacon or the hens ain’t layin 
aint no crop turnin’ up 
thanksgiving is cancelled 
champagne in the vase 
fill it up with the oj 
name the exhibit 
and proceed up the hallway 
and babe 
darling sweet as the dawn 
by the time the sun set 
bet you we can get on 
why we doin’ 75 in a 50 
dramamine pills for my mind 
feelin dizzy, dizzy 

(chorus 2x)

movin' lightspeed

look here, baby 
i’m trying 

but if i gotta work 
to keep the same 
then i might as well 
adopt a different name 
it doesn’t matter at all 

don’t push 
don’t push 
don’t push 
don’t push 
i’ma pull us up 
(repeat) 

i keep my fire 
in a locket on her neck 
it keeps me quiet 
when the pirates storm the deck 
they ain’t gon’ spare us at all 

don’t push 
don’t push 
don’t push 
don’t push 
i’ma pull us up 
(repeat) 

buckwheat shot of confidence 
to find out how you really feel 
reminds me of a love 
we combed the streets up out in riverdale 
i can tell a star to shine 
its makeup was apart of me 
just couldn’t nagivate 
my ass up out the fuckin’ groceries 
so if it bumps 
let it bump 
life’s a crap full of shoot 
just let me hold on 
to what’s shakin’ from your thigh to your shoe 
i’ve been a thoroughbred lover 
i’m just too scared to bet 
so pay me off, fill me up 
let me get my respect 

push, don’t push 

baby don’t push me i’m already on my way 
(when i die pass the biscuit) 
baby don’t push me i’m already on my way 
(i mind my motherfuckin’ business) 

repeat

don't push

hi it’s me tomorrow 
no i’m not the same 
i know you have ideas 
on my evil plans 
i’m not out to get you 
i said through a smirk 
you did not believe me 
and it challenges my worth 

(ooooh) i sleep i’m on repeat 
(ooooh) ignoring your deceit 
(ooooh) i thought i’d never say 
i’ll never see another day 
tomorrow don’t you lie to me 

it’s still me tomorrow 
and my time will come 
and you, you gonna love me 
eternally and sum mo’ 
‘cuz now i’m out to get you 
shark teeth replace my smirk 
‘you did not believe me 
and now i’m out to collect 

(ooooh) i sleep i’m on repeat 
(ooooh) ignoring your deceit 
(ooooh) i thought i’d never say 
i’ll never see another day 
tomorrow don’t you lie to me

tomorrow

(dedicated to evelyn batscha & evelyn wallace rest in peace) 

whoever owns the room 
let her live there 
whoever owns the room 
let her stay 
for what she meant to me 
cannot be said 
so whoever owns the room 
let her stay 

she’s a good girl

evelyn's interlude

i lose perception 
watchin’ them planes skate 
across the sky 

and i lose direction 
and it all feels like 
porcelain under my spikes 

where is that feeling 
that humble pie? 
steeped in my tv 
a world’s goodbye 
i need my piece 
there’s a whole inside 

my oh my oh my 
my darling (my darling dear) 
repeat 

i gain progression 
lending my rain 
to the season’s fruit 
i gain affection 
now it all feels like 
pom poms cheer on my roots 

i found that feeling 
that humble pie 
turned off my tv 
and said goodybe 
restored the peace 
and the whole has died 

baby (repeat) 
my darling dear

my darling dear

honeyman 
by kendall elijah dynamite

written, produced, performed & recorded by kendall elijah dynamite
mixed & mastered by shane st. clair
featuring
"disco" jake clark on guitar on "lightnin' bug"
& chase coryell on bass guitar on "let me haunt you"

let me haunt you

outback

jellico

sunday nite

under the moon

walkin' the dog

norfolk(ft. NAPPYNAPPA & Sugg Savage)

Written by Kendall Elijah Dynamite
Produced by Keith Miller for Hearse Guest
Kendall - Electric Vocals, Rhythm Electric Guitar
Keith - Electric Background Vocals
J. Kyle Mann - Electric Bass Guitar
Derek Keijner - Lead Electric Guitar
Mark John Lukey - Hammond B3 Organ
Jon Moore - Drums, Mixing and Mastering

New Gold Tooth

slightly southern fried biscuit garage soul space blues 

contact: dynamitemngmnt@gmail.com

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