Wherin I read 50 Shades of Grey.
All quips, edits, and commentary are ad-libed, as there's no way in hell that I'm reading this piece of shit twice. 

This is my first time doing anything like this; be gentile.

Fifty Shades of K - Chapter 1

History is boring. Art is fun. Maybe the only way to teach history is through art...

Manifesto - Viktor Von Scheffel's preface to Ekkehard

Wherein I read 50 Shades of Grey for the first time.
I literally had to stop reading in the middle of this to smoke.

Yes. It's that bad.

Kenny Kinlund

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