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Ive been real silent for way too long... IM THE REASON WHY YA HOES BOUT TO LOSE SLEEP...

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Holidays, But Make It Brutally Honest – "Dashing Through The Year" (Jingle Bells Parody 2025)

Tired of the same old wholesome holiday songs that pretend everything’s perfect? 

Here’s the chaotic, cynical, slightly hungover truth about every major holidays in one savage parody of “Jingle Bells.”

We took the most wholesome Christmas song ever and turned it into a full-year roast:

New Year’s Eve freezing in Times Square for a 12-second ball drop
Valentine’s Day sleeping on the couch with a teddy bear
St. Paddy’s Day face-down in green beer
Fourth of July ER visits and missing eyebrows
Halloween kids threatening to TP your house over raisins
Veterans Day mattress sales (because nothing says “thank you for your service” like 0% APR)
Thanksgiving family fights and turkey comas
And of course… FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US

If you’ve ever thought “yeah that’s exactly how my holiday went,” this is for you.

Lyrics on screen ✓
Zero holiday cheer ✓✓
100% accurate ✓✓✓

Drop a like if at least one verse called you out personally.

Comment your most disastrous holiday memory – best one gets pinned. 🔔

Subscribe because next year we’re doing Christmas songs… and it’s gonna hurt. 👇

Happy whatever-you’re-celebrating (or pretending to celebrate while stress-eating cookies in the dark).

#HolidayParody #JingleBellsParody #JingleMyBells #ChristmasSongsGoneWrong #CynicalChristmas #Festivus #NewYearsEve #ValentinesDaySucks #FunnyChristmasSong #HolidayRoast #chiliandthenunyas

Jingle my Bells

prod me

you dont know what its like
to go through all this pain
i been like this all my life
seems nothings gonna change
i keep it trapped inside
i cant let my love escape
i been at this all my life
woah woah
and you keep pushing these lies to me
woah woah
tell me why wont you try with me
am i too much of an idiot to have your love?
woah woah
youre acting oblivious but you know whats wrong
uh oh
and you know that i miss it when im on my own
uh oh
girl you know that ill fix it when its all said and done
girl im running out of love
youre the one i trust
woah woah
but youre gon fuck it up
girl im fed up with you
woah woah woah woah

im sorry

It was so much fun remixing this already great track from Not Your Dope and MAX for a Wavo remix competition!

Go vote for the remix:
 https://wavo.me/dimmakrecs/remix-competition-not-your-dope-indestructible-ft-max/not_your_dope_indestructible_feat_max_spectrum514_remix__21504260345010000?u=59b6bb220f5575122f000023&s=5Vev_7IIbPIWN15LJGD3s6G3fdk&v=1

Not Your Dope - Indestructible feat. MAX (Hyperspectral Remix)

Decided to switch it up a bit.
Let me know what you think!?

(This ones for you Joe Wallace)

https://wavo.me/ryan.delagarza.353
https://www.toneden.io/rdlgmusic/post/lemonade-original-mix - FREE DOWNLOAD ;)
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/lemonade-single/1314582657

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-Ryan De La Garza-
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Out Now!!

-RDLG- - LEMONADE (Original Mix)

free download on buy :)

Mickey Valen
@mickeyvalen
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Noé
@ibynoe
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Original Released by Lowly Palace
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Mickey Valen Ft. Noé - Meet Me (JNY Remix)

idrc if the world burns down cause it's prolly gonna happen anyway...

-Produced by 30
-Recorded by 30
-Mixed by 30
-Engineered by 30

share, repost! join the wave...

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If the World Burns Down (Prod. 30)

Novacane (prod. Ocean Beats)

They Don't Understand (ft. Benny West)(Prod. Kipey)

Artist: Mike Stud 
Song Name: High Hopes
Description: Mike Stud - High Hopes is a brand new new school hip hop / rap party music song. Check out Mike Stud - These Days for more like this!
 
Artist Social Networks:
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http://www.mikestud.com/
https://www.instagram.com/mike_stud/

They Don't Understand (ft. Benny West)(Prod. Kipey)

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