Kid Myself

3,2,1

Elbows Up (Country Version)

Jack of all trades

Dead Man's Clothes

A gritty country song about a confident, good-hearted man stepping into a workplace dominated by scheming, gossiping women who either want to claim him or break him. Unshaken by their mind games, he stays true to himself as they try to strip away his pride, feast on his happiness, and drain his soul. With a steady stride and a knowing grin, he refuses to be rattled, leaving them stewing in their own jealousy. Packed with twang, storytelling, and a rebellious spirit, this song captures the classic lone cowboy against the odds—only this time, it’s in an office full of clucking hens.

A Cackle of Hens

A playful, cheeky country anthem that celebrates a woman with a curvy, eye-catching figure. The song’s catchy hook and clever lyrics highlight her irresistible, jaw-dropping backside, using humorous and suggestive imagery to describe the way her curves cause a stir wherever she goes. With a fun, upbeat vibe, the song likens her to a powerful vehicle, making it clear that she’s got the kind of presence that stops traffic and turns heads. It's a lighthearted, flirtatious track that embraces confidence and playful admiration.

She Got a Dump Truck

A tongue-in-cheek country song poking fun at wannabe cowboys who think a wide-brimmed hat is all it takes to live the western life. Packed with playful sarcasm and witty comparisons—like how football players don’t wear their helmets to dinner or astronauts don’t show up to church in space gear—the song highlights the absurdity of dressing the part without walking the walk. With catchy verses and a lively, twangy melody, it playfully roasts city slickers who’ve never wrangled cattle, ridden a horse, or even gotten their boots dirty, yet proudly tip their Stetsons as if they just rode in from the range.

Real Cowboys Wear Hats

There only Eighteen Inches from the heart to the brain, but sometimes it can be a long eighteen inches

Eighteen Inches (Remastered)

Just Be You

Broken Mirror

I am a hip-hop lyricist with a sharp wit and a knack for storytelling. Blending humor, pop culture references, and raw emotion, they craft tracks that hit hard and entertain. Whether it’s breaking down gaming culture, life’s struggles, or absurd moments with a comedic twist, their music keeps listeners nodding along and laughing at the same time. Always pushing creative boundaries, they turn everyday experiences into unforgettable bars.

Dead Man's Clothes

Kerry Hyvarinen

Related tracks