Christopher Walken reads an actual Penthouse Forum Letter and substitutes the inappropriate words with things pertaining to a specific subject. Special Thanksgiving Edition.

Christopher Walken Thanksgiving Penthouse Forum Letter

I'll have you know..I wrote and recorded this song LONG before that image started going around the internet. IN case you don't remember...here IS my song "Walken In A Winter Wonderland" performed by Christopher Walken (me)

Walken In A Winter Wonderland

Sly Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Jason Statham have a Special Holiday Message just for you!

A Holiday Message From Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Statham!

Old People Got it Goin' ON in this collection of senior citizens getting jiggy with da latest hits! As heard on the WXLO morning show!

SEXY SENIORS GREATEST HITS

Allegedly Johnny Carson had a "sex tape" and was "well endowed". Allegedly Joan Rivers had a "romp" with him. Allegedly I found that "funny" and imagined if the "sex tape" was of Johnny..and Joan....and Ed McMahon! No more "quotes" needed.

Joan Rivers And Johnny Carson Get It ON!

 Legendary DJ and voice actor CASEY KASEM is missing!! His family is in a feud with his wife so speculation is he fled the country. Or maybe he's just lost??  I wonder what THAT would sound like on his show?

CASEY KASEM IS MISSING!

HARRISON FORD, who still performs some of his own stunts on move sets, left leg was broken on the set of the new STAR WARS by the door of the Millenium Falcon. Though eager to reprise his role as HAN SOLO, he won't be able to return to film for six months as he needs rehab treatment. Here's MY TAKE on his comment about the incident. It's Very short...but you get the point.



Harrison Ford Leg Rehab

 Poor President Obama...no matter what he does...he can't win with the American People. Well.. you can't please everybody. From the Ukraine....so simple fast food..he sings about it all here in a parody of the Johnny Cash song I've Been Everywhere.  Enjoy!  From The Michael Graham Show.

Barack Obama I lose EVERYWHERE man!

Grab the Kleenex as I do Morgan Freeman reading this touching poem sure to bring every parent to tears.  

Me Reading THE LAST TIME poem as Morgan Freeman.

I took an old letter from high school my co-worker JEN wrote to a friend and read this very girly item as Gandalf from LORD OF THE RINGS. Hilarity ensues...

Reading A High School Girls Letter To A Friend As Gandalf.

If Donald Trump were stranded on Mars..you can bet things would go a LOT differently!  

THE MARTIAN Starring Donald Trump

The Government is looking into why ISIS videos always feature Toyotas.  This marketing campaign might be the reason. 

The TOYOTA QUARANNA

It's the Halloween favorite everyone's been waiting for!!  It's the Great TRUMPKIN, Charlie Brown!  Written and performed by Kevin Barbare

It's, The Great Trumpkin CharlieBrown!

Is it a wrong number, or just the wrong name?  Random phone call I had from The HIllman Morning Show.

WARREN HILL CALL

The first episode of GRUMP OLD ASTRONAUTS! A series that proves the late, great John Glenn was not the oldest man in space.

GRUMP OLD ASTRONAUTS EPISODE 1

The second in an installment, GRUMPY OLD ASTRONAUTS reveals the behind the scenes drama of senior citizen space age travel.

Kevin Barbare

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