Les Miserables (Enjolras) Sample

Prince Simon and his trusty servant Mangers have escaped the confines of the palace to find adventure in the countryside. On their journey, a forest witch has mysteriously transformed them both into common street pigeons. 
In this piece, "Be A Pigeon", Betty and Larry, real-live city pigeons, teach Simon and Mangers what it takes to be a bird. 

Be a Pigeon!

From the musical "The Pigeon Prince" 

                                     Queen:
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A QUEEN SAMUEL?
                                     Simon:
SIMON______.
                                     Queen:
IT TAKES A LOT OF HARD WORK TO BE THE QUEEN_________.
PARTIES TO GO TO AND DINNERS TO HOST
DAY AFTER DAY.
WITH CHICKEN AND LOBSTER AND HONEY HAM ROAST
AND CHOCOLATE SOUFFLE.
AND IF ANYONE EVER GETS IN MY WAY-
CHOP! CHOP! CHOP!
OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!

DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT YOU CAN BE A QUEEN SIMON?
                                        Simon:
MOTHER I'M A BOY SO THAT MEANS I'LL BE A KING.
                                        Queen:
IT TAKES A CERTAIN TYPE OF PERSON TO BE A QUEEN______.
YOU'RE TOO NICE, YOU'RE TOO KIND, AND PRETTY SMALL.
I ALWAYS THOUGHT THE KING SHOULD BE RATHER TALL.
AND YOU'RE ALWAYS LATE FOR EVERYTHING
LIKE THIS MORNING'S BALL!
                                         Simon:
YOU MEAN THE CORONATION.
                                         Queen: 
Oh yes! Well, that too.

                                          Queen:
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A LEADER, SIMON?
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONEY AND THE FOOD_______!!
Simon: (same time)
IF THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS TO BE KING,
I DON'T WANNA BE KING AT ALL.
I JUST WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE____________ !
                                       Queen:
STRAWBERRY STRUDEL WITH PAN ROASTED POODLE
AND CREAM ON TOP.
AND EVERY PIECE OF MEAT IN THE BUTCHER SHOP!
AND IF ANYONE EVER TRIES TO MAKE ME STOP!
                                       Simon:
ON MY OWN.
OUT ON MY OWN DON'T MAKE ME STOP!
                                       Queen:
CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! 
CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! 
CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! CHOP!!!!
(she giggles) 
OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!

                                          Queen:
Alright, who has the peanuts?

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