In the back of my brain there's a filing cabinet full of meme quotes, and this is in there

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Justin Timberlake is your friend and he wants you to stop

This was REALLY hard to sync and I apologize it's not perfect. It gave me a laugh though so it was worth making

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STBB 376

Thank you for the votes last week! This week everyone has sample Saint-Saëns' "Carnival Of The Animals" and rearrange the acapella to "Suit & Tie" to form new sentences
(http://www.stonesthrow.com/messageboard/index.php?showtopic=25904).

Yall are really good sports about that.

hear all the beats here: https://soundcloud.com/groups/beat-battles-1

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Justin Learns Something At The Zoo (STBB 376, feat. Leonard Bernstein, Jay Z, and Wu Tang)

every time i hear this part

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pfsch.... i only like two things; dusbtep and hot babes,. *sunglass emoji(

attractive_women_edm_music_video.avi

space jam was alright

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Like my fake ads? Try my HOUR AND A HALF of fake talk radio and ads, produced for the game Postal 4! Starring a big collection of talented voice actors! | https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/kdtf-radio-comedy-station-from-postal-4

remember when the pinhead CEO of pepsico said this stupid shit about doritos during an interview?

"(Women) don't like to crunch too loudly in public. And they don't lick their fingers generously and they don't like to pour the little broken pieces and the flavor into their mouth."

"We are looking at (Doritos for women) ... low-crunch, the full taste profile, not have so much of the flavor stick on the fingers, and how can you put it in a purse? Because women love to carry a snack in their purse."

[https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/06/business/lady-doritos-indra-nooyi.html]


well here is some speculative ad work i did for pepsico. now someone hire me for real VO work please. thanks, bye

twitter ver: https://twitter.com/captaincomedy/status/975832199097470977

music from youtube audio library: https://www.youtube.com/audiolibrary/music

silent partner - drop and roll
silent partner - marvin's dance
silent partner - sun spots
jingle punks - orange blanket
jingle punks - killing with kindness

Spec Ads: Doritos for Girls

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every time i hear this part

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