Füyd's Erasmus project

[Verse 1]
Some call me a hustler, some call me a freak
But I’ve been chasing dollars every hour of the week
Got to calm down, don't look down
Running in a rat race, coping with your attitude
Till I find a wealthy sponsor, someone to cling onto
Then I’ll calm down, before I breakdown

[Chorus]
You’ve got diamonds on your plate
While I’m hopping over the gate
'Cause I know I’m selling my grace
I’m the Entertainer!
Every moment is a possibility
I live on the edge, you see?
You’ve got diamonds on your plate
I’m the Entertainer!

[Verse 2]
Die for high-end fashion, and starve to pay the debt
Blackout in the summer, and gamble what is left
My rich friends are so bored now, refuse to share the wealth
We all enjoy the sadness, ruining our mental health

[Chorus]
You’ve got diamonds on your plate
While I’m hopping over the gate
'Cause I know I’m selling my grace
I’m the Entertainer!

[Bridge]
You look sad and lonely, come and spend some cash on me
I got swagger, I got juice, tell me what you wanna be
Have you ever smoked on a beach?
Stolen liquor from a store?
Broken all the rules?
Throw a little cash if you think you’re bold enough
Throw a little cash if you think you’re bold enough
I’m the Entertainer, entertainer…

[Outro]
Get up and see the hunger in my eyes.

I'm The Entertainer (Scott Joplin)


[Verse 1]
Some call me a hustler, some call me a freak
But I’ve been chasing dollars every hour of the week
Got to calm down, don't look down
Running in a rat race, coping with your attitude

[Pre-Chorus]
Till I find a wealthy sponsor, someone to cling onto
Then I’ll calm down, before I breakdown

[Chorus]
You’ve got diamonds on your plate
While I’m hopping over the gate
'Cause I know I’m selling my grace
I’m the Entertainer!
Every moment is a possibility
I live on the edge, you see?
You’ve got diamonds on your plate
I’m the Entertainer!

[The Drop]
Watch me spin, watch me move
Nothing left for me to lose
Pay the fee, pay the toll
I’m the one who sells her soul

[Verse 2]
Die for high-end fashion, and starve to pay the debt
Blackout in the summer, and gamble what is left
My rich friends are so bored now, refuse to share the wealth
We all enjoy the sadness, ruining our mental health

[Chorus]
You’ve got diamonds on your plate
While I’m hopping over the gate
'Cause I know I’m selling my grace
I’m the Entertainer!

[Bridge]
You look sad and lonely, come and spend some cash on me
I got swagger, I got juice, tell me what you wanna be
Have you ever smoked on a beach?
Stolen liquor from a store?
Broken all the rules?

[Build Up]
Throw a little cash if you think you’re bold enough
Throw a little cash if you think you’re bold enough
I’m the Entertainer, entertainer…

[Outro]
Get up and see the hunger in my eyes.


I'm The Entertainer (Full Version)

[Intro]
I don't know why
I don't know why I even came out tonight
And I wish I could just, like, read your mind
And I wish I could just, like
I wish I could skip the awkward start of this
When everyone says, "Just be yourself"
And, "Go with the flow"
Like, I just feel like the seconds are taking years to go

[Verse 1]
I’ve been trying to act like myself
Dying to handle what this is
But it feels like the room is spinning upside down
And I don’t know how to deal with the fizz

[Pre-Chorus]
I’ve been memorizing every word
I’ve been faking conversations
It’s hard to keep it up
Yeah, I’m running out of vibrations
‘Cause I don't have the voice
To rearrange the situation
Yeah, the rhythm here isn't mine

[Chorus]
Can we just move a little bit closer?
‘Cause the lights and noise are a beautiful disaster
Wish I could fly ‘cause I can’t stop trying
So, can we move a little bit closer?

[Verse 2]
I thought I knew the rules 'til now
Even had my opening lines planned out
But standing here stiff has ruined everything
Just spit me out
I’m wired different, not artistic
Searching for a signal but the air is static

[Pre-Chorus]
Couldn't predict the burn
Yeah, the panic is coming hard
It’s cold standing alone
Tryin’ not to drop my guard
It’s like the night is ending
But maybe that’s because it is
I wish

[Chorus]
That we could move a little bit closer
‘Cause the lights and noise are a beautiful disaster
Wish I could fly ‘cause I can’t stop trying
So, can we move a little bit closer?

[Bridge]
Touch the sky
Let’s get high
I’ll be your maze runner tonight
I wanna take you away
But you look vacant, you look away
Make you mine tonight
Share some bedroom delight

[Outro]
It’s gonna take a spark, to feel the light
It’s gonna take a spark, to feel the light
It’s gonna take a spark, to feel the light
(I’m better here than home alone)
It’s gonna take a spark, to feel the light...


Maze Runner (Can we just move a little bit closer?)

[Verse 1]
Did I miscalculate?
I know the sum is great
You say, "Oh, solve for the unknown"
But I reckon on this
I'm dividing my heart for you
Yeah, that’s the share I’ll do

[Chorus]
I say, two
We make, two

[Verse 2]
The formula is yours
It’s the answer I run to
Yeah, that’s what I do
And I know the odds were long
But we subtract the noise
Oh, yeah, we will, yeah, we will, yes, we will

[Bridge]
Yeah, infinite us
Yeah, infinite us
And infinite us
Yeah, infinite us 

[Outro]
Work it out
La-la-la-la, two-two
La-la-la-la, two-two
La-la-la-la, two-two
La-la-la-la, two-two

Math

[Refrain]
We ride, ride, ride the Overground
We ride, ride, ride the Overground
We ride, ride, ride the Overground
We ride, ride, ride the Overground

[Verse 1]
Edmonton Green, the signals start
Silver Street, within my heart

[Verse 2]
White Hart Lane, the spaceship lands
Seven Sisters, touching hands


[Interlude]
Overground... Overground...


[Refrain]
We ride, ride, ride the Overground
We ride, ride, ride the Overground

[Verse 3]
Stoke Newington, the twilight zone
Electric heart is coming home


[Outro]
Ride the Overground
Ride the Overground

Overground

[Intro]
(Ghosty on the buttons)
(N9 to the world, akh)
Bismillah...
Bah, bah, bow


[Chorus]
I stacked P's, akh, I blocked the past
Boss of the Green, call me Barak Obama
Risk my life, no fear, stuntin' like Vin Diesel
Feds can't touch, got the heavy slammer
Bros on watch, scanning ops with the scanners
I claim the Nine like ultra banners
Scraped the floor, now we lock these scammers
She looks sweet, but she moves with no manners


[Verse 1]
Remember the cold, I can't ever forgive
See the old boss? Nah, I take the whole strip
I drill beats, but the Deen keeps me, I don't slip
Walk with a chip, never act like a simp
My Hoyo said "They gonna hate on your skin, so you better go win"
Four deep in the ride, looking like twins
North of the river where the trauma begins
Make Wudhu fast, wash away the sins
Since '05, fam, I've done mad things
My word is bond, if I swore it, I mean it
Why would I lie in the booth and fib?
Vapes, pills, getting it how I live
Minimum wage couldn't pay for the risks
Before rap, I was shifting the bricks
Free the real ones locked in the bin


[Chorus]
I stacked P's, akh, I blocked the past
Boss of the Green, call me Barak Obama
Risk my life, no fear, stuntin' like Vin Diesel
Feds can't touch, got the heavy slammer
Bros on watch, scanning ops with the scanners
I claim the Nine like ultra banners
Scraped the floor, now we lock these scammers
She looks sweet, but she moves with no manners


[Verse 2]
You're mad in the head if you think I leave yard for a ten pound sting
Counterfeit cigs, watch the profit margin spring
One hole in the shoe made the winter sting
Feds pass by, didn't see a damn thing
I worked the shifts, cleaning floors for a boy
Now I just wait for the burner phone ping
If they raid the flat, I'll burn everything
If they touch my name, I'll end everything
I stood in the cold, N9, on my own
Now I drape up in silk and the finer things
Cuban links and the diamond rings
She wants the clout, so she kissed the ring
I rap now, pull strings, violin
But I'm still paranoid in this life of sin


[Chorus]
I stacked P's, akh, I blocked the past
Boss of the Green, call me Tony Montana
Risk my life, no fear, stuntin' like Knievel
Feds can't touch, got the heavy slammer
Bros on watch, scanning ops with the scanners
I claim the Nine like ultra banners
Scraped the floor, now we lock these scammers
She looks sweet, but she moves with no manners
I stacked P's, akh, I blocked the past
Boss of the Green, call me Barak Obama
Risk my life, no fear, stuntin' like Vin Diesel
Feds can't touch, got the heavy slammer
Bros on watch, scanning ops with the scanners
I claim the Nine like ultra banners
Scraped the floor, now we lock these scammers
She looks sweet, but she moves with no manners


[Outro]
(They don't want us here, fam)
(But we run it now)
(Just don't look down...)


The Green

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2025/nov/18/deeply-shocking-nigel-farage-faces-fresh-claims-of-racism-and-antisemitism-at-school
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/dec/05/nigel-farage-former-dulwich-college-pupil-alleges-said-thats-the-way-back-to-africa

[Verse 1]
The hardest truth I face is living where we can't be free
If I can't name the beast
Then the beast will swallow me
Accepting that the hate is loud while I just hold my shame
And I know the leader’s name
No, this isn't just a game

[Pre-Chorus]
You’ve given him all of the airtime
You’ve covered up all of his hate crimes
You’ve shown us there’s rot in the blue skies
Only lies, only lies

[Chorus]
So don't ask the reason why
I won't let this slide
I won't run and hide
They’ll show their hands tomorrow
Why we fear for life at night
I won't run and hide
It will all make sense tomorrow

[Verse 2]
Patiently waiting for the mask to drop, full speed ahead and
It’s not just in my head, I see the history they’ve read
See, no one wants to talk about the salute he did at school
Treating voters like a fool
Used a gesture meant to rule
Tormenting Jewish kids while the teachers turned away
Now he wants the final say
Make the vulnerable pay
Look at the football shirt, check the number on the chest
Where the one and eight is pressed
A and H, put to the test
That’s Adolf Hitler code, yeah, the fascists know the score
While they knocking at your door
Is this what you voted for?
They normalize the hatred, make the dangerous respectable
BBC made him electable
Now the violence is detectable

[Pre-Chorus]
You’ve been there for all of his hate crimes
Only lies, only lies

[Chorus]
So don't ask the reason why
I won't let this slide
I won't run and hide
They’ll show their hands tomorrow
Why we fear for life at night
I won't run and hide
It will all make sense tomorrow

[Bridge]
I've shouted out the truth
But do you hear it? Do you see the arm he moves?
Will you believe that he has played us all along?
Sang the gas 'em up song
By finding out the past, we see the writing on the wall
By fighting for the right, I watch the broadcaster fall
I'm standing here alone, but now I see it all
It's a populist disguise
For the evil in their eyes

[Chorus]
So don't ask the reason why
I won't let this slide
I won't run and hide
They’ll show their hands tomorrow
Why we fear for life at night
I won't run and hide
It will all make sense tomorrow

[Refrain]
"Salute" and "18"
(Lies, spies, cries)
Point it out when you see the salute
(Lies, spies, cries)
A dog is a dog, and the truth is the truth

[Verse 3]
Now the Corp is in a sprint to wash the dirty laundry clean
Suits in high offices managing the fascist machine
I’m screaming at the walls just to make the truth break through
But the airwaves protect them, and they coming for you
This weather made of heavy hate that the party keeps alive
It fuels the violent crimes and lets the sleeping bigots thrive
See, it puts my whole family in the crosshairs of the street
But the media makes excuses while the cycle stays on repeat
They polish up the image while the danger’s getting deep
Sanitizing monsters while the general public sleep

[Pre-Chorus]
I watched him raise his arm, I saw the gesture in the air
A Reform signal rising, showing Hitler is still there
I saw the leader smile, doing what he did in school
And they want us to stay silent, playing by the rules

[Refrain]
(We say No!) No to the fascism creeping in the room
(We say No!) No to the racism spelling out our doom
Can't ignore the massive monster standing right before our eyes
These populists are wolves wearing a flimsy cheap disguise
(Don't be quiet!) When the mask falls off, don't let silence be your choice
(Don't be quiet!) Point a finger at the traitor when you hear that Reform voice
I see the true face hidden in the way they stand
I see the history of hatred in the raising of a hand

[Outro]
Point it out when you see the salute.
A dog is a dog.
And the truth... is the truth.

Reform Salute

lifetayloredswiftly: https://www.instagram.com/p/DPx92xPCJAq/?hl=en
Wheatus: https://soundcloud.com/wheatus-official/teenage-dirtbag-1

[Verse 1]
Her name was Estelle, and I recall that blur
She cast a spell, we had science in the tower
Oh, how she shines in high-tops and neon locks
But she didn't know my name, and she never watched the clock around me

[Pre-Chorus]
I’d watch you stretch your skin
And pull back on your brain
Until it’s about to burst
We’d stand right there
For hours and hours
We loved the way it worked

[Chorus]
‘Cause I miss that swinging pony tail, daily
Yeah, I miss that swinging pony tail, daily
Let’s dance to Nineties techno, lady, with me, ooh

[Verse 2]
Her boyfriend was slick, drove a convertible too fast
And he’d laugh at me, say our summer wouldn't last
He lived near the beach, and wore a muscle vest
But he didn't know my game, and he never put me to the test

[Pre-Chorus]
You’d let me hang around
We’d gobble sugar pills
And talk about what to do
While I swung free
And sunk my claws
Far deeper into you

[Chorus]
‘Cause I miss that swinging pony tail, daily
Yeah, I miss that swinging pony tail, daily
Let’s dance to Nineties techno, lady, with me, ooh

[Bridge]
I’ve got two tickets to the nostalgic show, lady
Let's go back there Friday, don't be lazy
I’m just a pony tail lover, lady, like you, ooh

[Verse 3]
Man, I feel so old, it's midnight and I am lonely
Lo and behold, you are walking over to me
This can't be fake, my hands start to shake
How do you know my name? And why are you standing here for me?

[Outro]
‘Cause I miss that swinging pony tail, daily
Yeah, I miss that swinging pony tail, daily
Let’s dance to Nineties techno, lady, with me, ooh
(Pony tales, pony tales, pony tales)
Yeah, I’m just a pony tail lover, lady, like you, ooh.

Pony Tale  (based on Teenage Dirtbag & Pony Tales by Wheatus and lifetayloredswiftly)

[Intro]
(Yeah, Initech baby)
(It’s the Cubicle King, Peter G)
(Did you get the memo? Nah, burn it)
Bah, bah, fax that

[Chorus]
I made graphs, no, I won’t look back
And I drain stocks just like Initech, yeah
We steal funds via Superman III, bro
You can't fire this, check the memo, stammer
Bros in cubes, still roll with the scanners
I tag where I'm from, see the flair on banners
9 to 5, make your printer jammer
HR hun, but she ain't got no manners

[Verse 1]
Delete, so I will not submit
If I see Lumbergh now, I’ma take this chip
I code, but, no, it don't mean that I script
I walk past the desk with a hypnotic dip
My therapist died so I do anything that I want in life, watch the plummet flip
Two Bobs in the room like twins
Westside of the office where the stress begins
Pray to the Lord while I cleanse my bins
In twenty-two years, I've filed some things
If I memo’d, I did it, I mean it, printer ink seen it
Why would I clock in and kid?
Fax, nap, getting paid how I live
For the love of the stapler, I'll take those risks
Before hacks, I was taking sips
Free my Milton out of the bin

[Chorus]
I made graphs, no, I won’t look back
And I drain stocks just like Initech, yeah
We steal funds via Superman III, bro
You can't fire this, check the memo, stammer
Bros in cubes, still roll with the scanners
I tag where I'm from, see the flair on banners
9 to 5, make your printer jammer
HR hun, but she ain't got no manners

[Verse 2]
You're wild in the night if you think I'ma leave my desk for a cake and a team-build drink
The red Swingline clicks like a battering ram
The microfilm glitch made the payroll sing
Boss stop man on my way to loot
Only IT knows how they ain't find anything
I used to dodge spies from GB News, boy
See a smirk on my face when the landlines ring
If they breach this wall, I’ll shred everything
If my KPI dips, I’ll burn everything
I used to sit in the cubicle on my own
Now I’m fighting Mossad for the finer things
Casual Fridays and diamond rings
Downstairs for a meeting, so I brought that thing
I hack now, pull wires, violent king
All I need is a check in this life of sin

[Chorus]
I made graphs, no, I won’t look back
And I drain stocks just like Initech, yeah
We steal funds via Superman III, bro
You can't fire this, check the memo, stammer
Bros in cubes, still roll with the scanners
I tag where I'm from, see the flair on banners
9 to 5, make your printer jammer
HR hun, but she ain't got no manners
I made graphs, no, I won’t look back
And I drain stocks just like Initech, yeah
We steal funds via Superman III, bro
You can't fire this, check the memo, stammer
Bros in cubes, still roll with the scanners
I tag where I'm from, see the flair on banners
9 to 5, make your printer jammer
HR hun, but she ain't got no manners

[Outro]
(Damn it feels good to be a gangster)
(But the TPS reports are due)

Office Space

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