TURN ON THE LIGHTS
the children are sleeping
now it's time to turn on the light
the husbands are creeping
they're bored and rich and sick of their wives
why am i here? just for the money
I've got to feed my children
my business is my business!
hate me, don't judge me
a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do
my door's always open
so come and let me pleasure you
take all of me
just make sure you pay me
i've got no time for cheapskates
if you get slick I'll call my pimp!
call my pimp!
don't fuck with him
he's no fugazi
so just play by the rules and we'll get crazy
oh baby
tell me what you want me to do
enjoy me, obey me
I'm here to make your dreams come true
outside this room
real life awaits you
back to your wife and children
just call me if you need me

Turn On The Light

one summer night
he looked at me
with loving eyes
and busted teeth
then he offered me
a plate of ham and brie
and then i knew
i was in love

he grabbed my hand
i grabbed his...hand
and then i felt
his love expand
then he fondled me
and swept me off my feet
thats when i knew
i was in love!

(bridge)

my girlfriends
always tell me
not to fall in love
until I am sure he's the right one
they look at me
with jealousy
because they know, he's got a 
big 'heart'

so here I am
with my own man
He has a wife
but that's too bad
cuz he promised me
a trip to Tuscany (2x a house in West Palm Beach)
as long as I suck on his d*beeeeep*k

solos...

Ham And Brie

Killin Cats
Killin Cats
Killin Killin Cats *meow*
Killin Cats
Killin Cats
Meeeooow Killin Cats (Nancy Grace, Bill O'Reilly, Don Imus)
Killin Killin Killin Killin
Meeooow Killin Kitties

(outro) 
Killin Killin Killin Kitties
Killin Killin Killin Kitties
Killin Killin Killin Kitties
Meowwwwww
Fox News

Killin Cats Blues

How can I go on?
Now that my whole family's gone...
No more nagging from my dad or mom....
No siblings to bother me...
Could it be that now I'm free?
It ain't just in my head,
Finally, my entire family is dead!

Why would I feel sad,
The Benz no longer belongs to my dad,
I think I'll get that dope tattoo to spite you...
Try and stop me, steal my thunder
Oh wait, you're all six feet under...
I think I'll do what I please,
Life is such a breeze...but-

Cooking...
cleaning...
Yard work too, 

Life's a bitch when you're whole family is lying in a ditch!

I guess it's tv diners for me,
Now that mom is absentee,
There's no more handouts to be had from dad,

But Life's still pretty great,
All day I masturbate,
No reason to leave bed -
Now that my whole family is dead!

My Entire Immediate Family Is Dead (Finally)

a Blues passed down to us by the father of a sax playing song singin' Cat