My first rap battle cover! I don't know if it's fitting or conceited that it's a battle that i helped write...Regardless i hope you enjoyed it and i hope to release more covers in the near future!

Shout out to Jay for making this battle and for mixing this cover for me
https://soundcloud.com/x-rap-battles
https://soundcloud.com/julian-allen-16

Also shout out to GengoMain for making the cover art for me
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And finally thanks to YOU for listening! :)

(COVER) Spider-Man Vs The Tick by XRB

-CAST-
Dani as Crash
TheAngryMidget as Bubsy

-PRODUCTION-
Beat produced by: beatg33kz
Written by Henry, TheAngryMidget, Ribbit, Powerpunk Gamer, and Aaron Peters 
Mixed by AmazingRabi

-LYRICS-
Crash 
(Woah) Crash Bash-ing into battle, you’re in for a spin that’ll hurt!
I’m literally fighting a tabby that’s put in a red and white shirt?
Riding off others gimmicks, no pros, but stacking up in cons
and here I was thinking orange cats were the ones to be rode on
You’re in for a Cheese Wheel of Doom, so roll away from this place
As just flat out voicing you robbed Paulsen of his grace 
Fighting me is a road to nowhere, except your obvious demise
You'll be beaten so fast, I'll get the platinum relic on my first try!
Just one look at your games graphics, and Coco thinks I’m lazy?
Trying to best my arsenal with a nerf gun? Ripper Roo levels of crazy!
It’s high time you left here pussy, lest you wanna get some new scars!
You’re series is a road to ruin, your game’s only rated 2 stars! 

Bubsy
Woah man, this time capsule hasn’t bitten the dust yet! 
Bubsy’ll be busting a tough rap, and knock Crash the muskrat!
Your verse made me Yarn, I’ll be the one pulling the strings!
You’ll be woahing in amazement once i’ve come gliding in!
So what could possibly go wrong? Oh yeah, your verse!
It’s more than a Close Encounter when this Furred Kind is adverse
No shady remake compares to when the Woolies Strike Back
You’ll be Fractured like Furry Tales when you won’t survive my rap
With the world’s smallest brain, it’s no wonder you’re such a spaz 
Oh, and guess who wants their spinning back? That’s right, Tazz!  
It’s mind over mutant that you’re declining like your reboot games
No N. Sane Trilogy will save ya, it’s really not the same

Crash 
(Uh-Oh) Seems this battle was so rushed, you couldn't even make your verses 3D
They’re so bad you gave yourself a false review from PSExtreme
Like making Arnold your sidekick, you’ll be driven crazy, be chronic
Since the very start, you’ve been outplayed by Mario and Sonic 
When will you stop saying your catchphrase?! I’ll finally make this cat’s silent
Tried to fly on television, but you sort of failed the pilot
Like putting on that helmet, I’ll end this battle with cat-tastrophe
This feline mother-trucker will suffer another random casualty!

Bubsy
Quit acting so Oblivia-us! You’re no hero, for crying out loud!
Leave you all Crunched up, for winning without Aku-Aku wasn’t what you vowed!
Your verse was a Fur-bidden, Twinsanity was less glitchy than your flow. 
I’m dominant, your relevance is dependant on Minecraft Skins and Spyro!
I’ll Gold X you out, even with my fake award
I’ve been dealing with my nephews, while it’s your sister who’s been adored
You’ll be forgotten like Tawna once I De-volvo this bandicoot!
Looks like the Titans showed that they’re not the only dumb brutes!

Crash Bandicoot vs Bubsy- Game On Reupload

Hello y'all, so I saw this rap battle today and loved it a lot to cover it lol. Also I had too much fun doing Poppy's verse.  This was just a quick fun cover to do, so sorry if it sounds bad. Thanks y'all for listening and have a wonderful day!

Link to the original is here: https://youtu.be/tF2YJIgd6bE

Also thanks to Raichous for the cover!

Chills Vs Poppy Cover

Miles Allen as Spongebob
Matthew Thomas as Patrick

Jughead Jay as Gumball
Elijah as Darwin

Spongebob & Patrick:
I’m ready! ... To flip this battle like a Krabby Patty 
Was this fart of a cartoon created by his flabby daddy?
I’ll have you like your voice actors cuz’ this kitty’s getting fired
Your show’s an acid-trip of styles that makes Tobias look tired 
Why don’t they take their insults and push them somewhere else
Have a Nasty Patty But he’s already full of himself
Hey Patrick, guess who I am? Uhhhh, stupid? No,
I’m the Amazing World of Gumball What’s the difference? I DON’T KNOW

Gumball & Darwin:
Who earns minimum wage and has ADHD? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Annoying, eccentric and stupid is he SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
If a dead drawn-out show is something that you wish SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Then grab your remote and change over to Nick SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
You’ve hit Bikini Bottom; I could squeeze this Sponge with any diss 
What the what’s wrong SpringBoob? I think that he’s just Jellyfish 
Whether it’s rap or Boating School, you’re always gonna fail 
Because this Goofy Goober’s even slower than his snail 
I’m a real star fish- do you live under a rock? 
You’ve both been demoted to Tweedle-Dee and Dumb f*ck

Patrick:
I can’t wrap my head around your raps like a trombone 
Chewing out this Gumball who can’t even wumbo
Who you calling Spongebob? (uh patrick) I’m Patrick- that’s enough 
I’m not your girlfriend but your disses sure crack me up 

Spongebob:
Your early reel had potential but I think I oughta’ mention 
It went down the drain when doodle-darwin lost his 3rd dimension 
You ain’t the centre of attention next to Teen Titans Go reruns
Since kids only line up for you when they’re after The Refund

Gumball & Darwin:
Your repetitive slapstick couldn’t make the viewers stay amazed 
These tuna fish will get creamed like they rapped with Mayonaise 
Hop back on Hasselhoff, don’t hassle us- yeah, you aughta’ run 
you look up to us; you live under the water, sons!

Spongebob vs Gumball. CMRB

Cover art by ColeDaCole

-CAST-

Kenneth As Deadpool-Recoded
Dani As Conker-Recorded
Henry as himself-Recoded
Ryan as himself - Recorded

-PRODUCTION-
Beat: https://picosong.com/w8Utd
Written by Henry and Ryan Tillotson
Mixed by Jordan
Flowtest: https://picosong.com/w8b7J/

-LYRICS-

Game On!
Deadpool: “Really? We’re doing this?”
Henry: “Well, someone has to do it.”
Deadpool: “(Sigh) God damn it make this fucking quick”
Conker
Vs
Deadpool
Begin
Deadpool:
I can’t believe Henry seriously put me up against a drunken rodent.
I mean, even Source would’ve chosen a better opponent.
But honestly, this fight is better than the battle with Bill Cipher
Because in this one, like the beat, I’ll actually Spitfire!
I’m slaying villains, your killing zombies with a shotgun, (Deadpool’s Ash Impression: Groovy)
You got a game with a reboot, while I got 3 movies.
And while I'm singing in a production on YouTube, heathen
You got played by a controversial guy from Sweden

Conker:
This will be your ”endgame”, a beating for histories pages
I’m fighting with fellow drunken soldiers, you're duking it out with teenages
Civil wars are my specialty, and I’m the one who’ll make stacks,
When the suit and pool get redder after THIS squirrel attacks.
Your biggest actor, RR, he may know how to DP
But it’s a wonder how he handled the poo of this great, mighty TP.
Any cancerous tactics you try could never land a hit,
No wonder you like Mexican food, your f#@%ing lines smell like beetle s#@t!

Deadpool:
Woah, you get bleeped for your swearing methods?
Geez, and people call MY mouth vulgaris.
This raging little pygmy is the monkey’s Mickey,
Permission to speak freely? This LT can lick me!
Don’t you treat my man, Ryan, like he’s not eating his cereal,
You think the Ryan writing you is giving any good material? (Hey!)
No matter where I am, I’m making fans flip their lids,
You had to try to TRICK parents into buying your game for their kids!

Conker:
You think MY game has all the makings of a failure?
I’m an animal, and even YOURS had a repetitive nature.
I’m 128th vampire, your 3/4th Freddy Krueger,
Right down to the jokes, except even more lewder.
Look at me like small-fry, but you’ll be fighting Vertigo,
Until I brick your brass balls and make you fall like dominos.
So ditch the s$#t, Spiderman, and Wade out of the ring,
Even volleyball Wilson knows to respect a f@$#ing king.
Deadpool:
Listen, bitch, I get your bitter you didn’t have a decent panther
But quit crying, and just Berri the hatchet on your anger
You started happy, but then you turned nutty and screwy,
Now conk-qered bonkers is the broken DC Banjo and Kazooie.

Conker:
You had your chance, now this pointy pitchfork will floor you,
Step forward. Greg tells me Vanessa’s waiting for you
To be burned and x’ed out by Rare’s iconic cable,
And not even healing can fix your f#@$ing stupid s@#$ty fable
Who wo-

Deadpool: Of course the people would pick me
Conker: ha in your dreams you f#@$ing Deathstroke rip off
Henry: guys guys chill out let the people decide who won
Ryan: Forget it! There’s no arguing with them. ROLL CREDITS.
(Conker and Deadpool scream their battle cries before being cut off)

Deadpool: man those are some big triangles

Henry: WILL YOU GET OUT OF HERE

Deadpool Vs Conker - Game On! #2

Fel as Norman Bates' Voice 
Zawesome as Norman Bates' Video
Swedely as Jack Torrance's Voice
PeppyPigeon as Jack Torrance's Video
Freshy Kanal & Fel as Norma Bates' Voice

Written by:
Freshy Kanal

Beat produced by:
Freshy Kanal & VinnyO

Chiseled by:
Jason, Adroit and Vriska

Mixed & Mastered by:
Freshy Kanal

Thumbnail by:
Fel 

Lyrics:

Norman Bates: 
Would you mind not throwing a fit in my business?
With that grimace you don’t lay a welcome mat, from what I’ve witnessed
I’ve known some shitty role models, your obsession brought your slaughter
Now I’ll make this the part 2 of ridding frantic frivolous fathers
So Kubrick screwed his train of thought, and cooked a different mad plot
Now the author of this author is flooding his floors with bad blood.
My footsteps are what my plan brought, with all the friends that I have lost
While your path froze your guts to death--I’ll check you in as Jack Frost.



Jack Torrance: 
A child and his mother, I corrected the disturbance 
Now they send me both cases within one goddamn person
It’s a burden, but I guess I’m gonna have to let the storm in
You dropped the ball on the carpet? Then fucking play with me, Norman!
This spineless biased child will bring the crisis I’m divining.
It only takes a lifeless mind to give your mindless life a Shining
I’ll flip you and your “stab-me-daddy-slapstick-gist”
Your spirit’s like: “Keep calm and pass the buck to mommy, she can handle this”
You’re simply full of lust, I know it makes you feel so ill
Still don’t have the guts to face it so you take them out your roadkill.
Now you perfectly replicate what you pin on your walls
An empty, anxious, little bitch that ripped his soul with what he caused
 
Norman and Norma Bates: 
Mother, what’s the plan? Pierce this Jackoff ‘till the game’s won
No need for reversed writing to know Torrance is getting REDRUM’d
You play with your work but who’s feeling disturbed? Think of more than one sentence and write it
Are you finally willing to fight and confront or did I get a dull boy excited
I know it’s not my place to get involved in, but you got nothing but your avarice and despair evolving
‘Til your only belief in everything you ever made is that the bottles you empty are gonna solve it
And packing a weapon? Listen up, I know this whole feeling is filling your guilt
But you showered in self deprecation and went to get stabbed by the story you built
You crafted your own trial, dropped out full of wrath and envy
The labyrinth was the game, but Player One wasn’t Ready.

Jack Torrance: 
You keep your basement locked after silencing mommy?
There won’t be secrets behind closed doors when Here’s Johnny!
Where’s the light of your life? You’re turning your home to hell
Peep so many holes in the wall, call it Mastur-Bate’s Motel
Your mom wrecked social contact within the feminine context.
I mean how’s dinner with her corpse and your oedipus complex?
It doesn’t matter who you mess with, you’ll stay obsessed and desperate
Your mind is your own maze and you will never find the exit

Norman Bates vs. Jack Torrance - Rap Battle!

Fle as Top Cat
Sparkycon as Garfield

Top Cat:
I do live in the streets but I won't take your pity
This lazy mouse-catcher musta’ wandered in my city
So this nitty gritty kitty acting like A.T.
The OG from ABC, don't you know it's T.C.!
Try to beat me? I run the streets that you're walkin' in
Stealing is my game; I own the bed that ya yawnin' in
I knew you were old news, and figured you’re the shitter, when 
I’d think to sprinkle in your comic strips into my litter bin  

Garfield (0:29):
Yo it's Garfield, get in line because I get real
Stop - listen - I'll turn this top kitten to my meal
Untrickable and cynical, you're a street-livin' criminal
Tho you’re spitting syllables that make Odie despicable
Monday is almost bearable when compared to you  
I could take a snooze (ooo) and you would still lose
It’s time to end this riot, take your syndicate and buy it
Because when you’re all gone, I'll get my peace and quiet

Top Cat:
Sleeping? You’re more boring than you let on
I don’t wanna hear you talkin’, so I’m envying Jon 
When I spit it's sick; you're dribbling disses
I'm not kitten, so listen, you’re sure grosser than cat piss is!
I’ll show you where catnip is; go and pay this slight fee
Then see the world watch as you get beat by me
Fat stacks: I got that! Not flapjacks: you want that!
I'm the most when I boast; tippity-top Top Cat!

Garfield (1:09):
Sure, stealings your deal, but I'll be the one to con ya
This easy victory was a piece of lasagna
I’m iconic, from my comics to my flicks n’ my apparel
You’ve been rotting in the bottom of the Hanna-Bar-barrel 
I mean, we both know you belong in that trash can
This matchup makes less sense than your cross with Batman
You'll never be a fat cat, no matter the cash grabs 
I've had it with this sad sack, I’d rather go cat nap
(zzzzzzzz)

Garfield vs Top Cat. CMRB

Titanium1208 as Incineroar

Raichous as Rath

Lyrics.
Rath: Let me tell you something roided out Tony Tiger, 
when comparing pure skill Raths a way better fighter.
When it comes to dark starters everyone likes the frog,
I've never met a feline who can be called a lapdog.
You cant see Rath when he's one his path,
you looking up at the lights is this raps aftermath.
Whatcha gonna do be the pet to some nerd,
How you gonna rap when all you can say is one word?

Incineroar: I've got plenty to say and I'll start with the fact, 
you're rappings as good as the wrestling at Impact.
You'll be covered in flames by the end of this fight, 
I'll take you seriously when you learn to spell Wrath right.
I take commands from a kid but it's better then being one, 
big kitty needs his grandpa to bail out his grandson.
You should use a burn heal cause it'll only worsen,
You say I have trouble talking you speak in third person.

Rath: After that verse your true abilities unveiled,
It's called a promo tiny and you just failed.
Raths the tower of power too sweet to be sour,
While Raths winning over the crowd all you do is cower.

Incineroar: I'm taking all challengers with a fiery suplex,
While you're busy picking fights with inanimate objects.
If you weren't so dumb you could prevail with cooler heads,
Run back home with your nonexistent tail between your legs.

Rap Battle: Rath vs Incineroar

Cover Art by Commander Jacob

Cast -
Jordan as Maxwell
 TheSupahMaster as Greg

Production - Kustom beats

Beat https://picosong.com/wb9ih/

Audio Mixing by TheSupahMaster

Writing by, Commander Jacob, AaronGPeters, Michael, Henry, Jason, ColeDaCole, Fightmarker

Lyrics -

Greg Heffley: (0:14)
Time to write in my diary, with a prose of hurtful poetry,
Cause you’d need all your stars to align to have a chance to lower me
I’ll be ruthless to this doodler with Billy Hatcher’s hat
Wanna copy someone? You already did that with the bat
I'll be cruising in Hollywood, while your series was left undercooked
I’d love to see this blockhead pull a joke out of his notebook
Look back at the top 10 biggest things; I’m a history OG
Frankly, this weak kid’s even freakier than Fregly

Maxwell
First your lame flicks now this? This is your Last Straw
I’m in this for the Long Haul, dissing a sociopath that acts tall
Sending this brat back to being re-cast; I’ll do it gladly
I'd make you swallow my words, but you could barely flip a Patty
So listen here: you really bucked up, Wimpy Kid
You copied A Dead Jewish girl then played victim and hid.
Your loss will send you even lower on the Popularity List, see?
I’ll just turn the page on your chapter, Fancy Pants; maybe that might end this battle quickly!

Greg Heffley(1:08)
Calling my flicks lame when FNAF and Bendy keep you around?
Get on my page! Disabilities all you hint at, and they call me Charlie Brown?
Like your sister, you’ll be frozen stiff once I’m done with you
You’ll be forgotten like your inspiration, and that’s just the Ugly Truth

Maxwell
Saying I’ll be forgotten? Nobody else reads your books or watches your movies
You’re useless like a sidekick; guess you’re my new Rowley
Your author praised Big Nate, cause you’ll never be as big as you look.
And it seems you passed the Cheese Touch to all of your recent books

Greg Heffley V Maxwell - Game On! #3

Thumbnail by Raichous

Raichous as Professor Oak
Raichous as Rick Sanchez

Beat by Marsad Men
Written by Raichous
Mixed by Raichous

-LYRICS-
OAK
Hello there! Welcome to the world of your defeat
You’ll need a burn heal when I spit fire on the beat
This world is inhabited by Pokemon far and wide
But I’ve yet to see anything as unique as your hairline

RICK
*burp* Listen up gramps, I don’t have time for your rants
This dementia riddled crazy old man doesn’t stand a chance
Forget about this battle, pretend it’s your grandson
It’s Science, Professor, I’ve already won *burp*
I turned myself into a pickle just because I fricken could
While you’re giving out weapons to little kids in your neighborhood
You’re from a game where everyone spammed Earthquake
And here I thought Morty was the biggest mistake

OAK
That verse was wonderful! For a crazy old coot
You’ll wake up from your fantasy when I play my Pokeflute
I believe you had it backwards when you claimed to have won
And unlike you, I have respect for my grandson
Now use your portal gun to flee from this fight
You can’t win when your personality is Black and White
Of course, you’ve never been one for an original stories
So you ripped off of us when you made Pocket Mortys

RICK
Your days are numbered, Sammy, you’re done
You don’t have the sauce while I’ve brought Schezuan
I started as a parody, but you missed something in your verse
Like how your base concept was done by Gachapon first *burp*

Samuel Oak vs. Rick Sanchez - Random Voice Rap Battles

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