Prod. by Juneaux Beats
Mixed by @kalikartel
Photo: Beef Romanchuck

26/06/2017

Thots

[Intro]
(Uh)
From the comfort of mi casa (I love it, I love it, I love it)
I love working from home
I can lay down in bed, and...
Yeah

[Chorus]
You can find me (me)
Find me,
From the comfort of mi casa
You can find me (you can find me)
Find me,
Livin' life, I’m remote (I'm remote)!
You can find me (you can find me)
Find me,
Rockin' robes and making pasta
You can find me (chillin' at the dining room table)
Find me,
Shout to all my remotes

[Verse 1]
I’m all about 2k like it’s Y2K
Could use some head like a toupee
I’m in a stellar mood today and it feels great (great)
Livin' beachside in LA
No commute because I work from home (yeah)
Doing sales remote
Hangin’ like Ramon (he's hung)
but I’m accountable
Gotta keep the balance like a heel-flip to a nose grind to a manual
Same hoodie 3 days in a row
And when it come to laundry,
I’m takin' it slow
Got days of growth
Get an Amazon delivery, 
Shout Bezos
and when I’m walkin' Santa Monica see nothing but basic hoes
But that is okay (meh)
It could be worse (yeah)
I could be stuck in a cubicle (yikes), 
Holdin' my nuts and pickin' my cuticles (cuticles)
Fuck starin' at a dry wall
'Cause the view I got so beautiful (beautiful)
I’m in my zone, 
Stan Musial (that's an old ass sports reference)
No lines at the bathroom
Shit’s bananas, baboon (wanna fuck Eden Sassoon)

[Bridge]
I wear what I want,
Can even jerk off,
Kick my feet up,
Roll some weed up.
I wear what I want,
Can even jerk off,
Kick my feet up,
Roll some weed up (yeah, yeah, yeah!)

[Chorus]
You can find me (bullshittin')
Find me,
From the comfort of mi casa
You can find me (dookies on the clock)
Find me,
Livin' life, I’m remote!
You can find me (If I)
Find me,
Rocking robes and making pasta
You can find me (Ayy, here we go)
Find me,
Shout to all my remotes (Gon’ get it, KT)

[Verse 2]
I can head right to my bedroom and choke the bishop like I hate chess
Might even suck on my vape pen
Not addicted though, I just hate stress (shout CBD)
Flip on some Handmaid’s Tale 'cause ESPN durin' the day ain't the best
Incognito Chrome Bangbros (whoa)
Jerkin' to these breasts like Jamaican cuisine
Givin' head like guillotine 
Until I get interrupted by someone on my team (oh)
I just busted on a towel, got one hand on the keys (eww)
Just so I can send this e-mail of high urgency
Got channels on Slack and I’m tryna pitch in like someone is at bat (I use cool emojis)
Talk to my clients, you know I be makin' them laugh (they're mostly good people)
Hit that CRM like she foreign (I found her HubSpot)
Closin' like Brad Lidge up at the bank  (O-two count)

[Bridge]
I wear what I want,
Can even jerk off,
Kick my feet up,
Roll some weed up.
I wear what I want,
Can even jerk off,
Kick my feet up,
Roll some weed up (yeah, yeah, yeah!)

[Chorus]
You can find me (yeah)
Find me,
From the comfort of mi casa
You can find me (you can find me)
Find me,
Livin' life, I’m remote!
You can find me
Find me,
Rocking robes and making pasta
You can find me
Find me,
Shout to all my remotes

Work from Home

[Intro: Doctor]
But if you take it it's, I think it's twenty milligram. If you take it every other day you won't have pain because it still is in your system [?] hours so start it with every other day and then --

[Verse 1]
Ayy
Three papaya enzymes in my hand
I throw it back wit' every meal
'Cause I’m cognizant of the way my tummy feel (Nauseous)
Omeprazole to resolve burnin' sensations in my chest
Attack the middle, 
Dana Stubefield (Dana Stubefield)
Forty bucks on vitamins (Nah)
Fifteen more on biotin (What?)
What’s the deal? (What's the deal)
Elidel and Eucrisa on my face (Ew)
Ketoconazole shampoo is what I do
'wit the suds
Water on my face is heatin' up like Golden State Dubs or Devin Booker for the Suns (Swish)
Vitamins and prescriptions (Yeah)
They Bernie Madolf 'cause they messin' wit' my funds
Hit the back of a CVS like I’m tryna make a baby burp (Tryna make a baby burp)
Stand in line, there go my mind (mind)
Tweetin' like a baby bird

[Bridge: Kirby Tuckett and Eucrisa commercial narrator]
I’m addicted to prescription,
Drugs but the ones I do are different
(Allergic reactions may occur at or near the application site. The most common side effect is application site pain.)

[Chorus]
I’m addicted to prescription (prescription)
drugs but the ones I do are different (the ones I do are)
Hard to overdose on ointments and shampoos ('poos)
Never been fuckin' wit' any Xans, young man
I’m addicted to prescription (to prescription)
Drugs but the ones I do are different (since I was young)
Used to take hits out the Advair (what) disc
Never been fuckin' wit' any Xans the plan
(KT)

[Verse 2]
Every morning and night I be poppin' a pill like I’m Ryan Leaf in his prime (ayy)
Tried Viagra for the first time
Holy shit,
what a trip,
that’s my dick?
Could hardly recognize
Performance enhancin' like I got one nut and I’m bikin' uphill (yup)
Sticky Icarus (uh)
Put that ass through the matrix wit' a blue pill (like)
'Bout to be a star like Jermaine O’Neal (O’Neal)
Went to Illinois,
Shout Kendall Gill (Gill)
Keepin' this rap shit on the DL
Speakin' my mind like my name Kirill (Yup)
Puttin' in overtime so I’m here to shoot my shot,
call me Lou Will (KT, go)
Got some older women on me, 
lookin' like J.Jill
Prescribed Vyvanse for my lack of attention that I doubt I even have (even have)
Used to take Advair for my asthma but now I’m breathin' raps (breathin' raps)
Music leakin like a hemophiliac
Aquaphor be healin' cracks (yeah, uh huh)

[Bridge: Kirby Tuckett and Prilosec commercial narrator]
I’m addicted to prescription,
Drugs but the ones I do are different
(And it's steroid free
Has frequent heartburn been a persistent problem for you?)

[Chorus]
I’m addicted to prescription (prescription)
drugs but the ones I do are different (I take 'em all the)
Hard to overdose on ointments and shampoos (whoa)
Never been fuckin' wit' any Xans, young man
I’m addicted (I'm addicted) to prescription (to prescription)
Drugs (yeah) but the ones I do are different (Uh huh. Kirby, go)
Used to take hits out the Advair (what) disc
Never been fuckin' wit' any Xans the plan (Xans the plan)

[Outro: Doctor]
Uh so they said, "Well, okay, know what? If you have really bad reflux on endoscopy we rather you take, like, a Zantac." Sometimes they switch Zantac and Omeprazole.

Prescriptions

Thots II

By age 17, Kirby Tuckett (born Alex Bayer) realized his song writing potential after delivering several class projects in the form of rap videos…sparing his peers of yet another bland PowerPoint. Since then he’s embraced over a decade of experiences including, but not limited to, cooking delicious meals using ingredients from local farmers’ markets, winning a fantasy football championship and getting pink eye in both eyes at once. These moments, coupled with an eclectic musical palate, give us the Kirby of today.   

At age 28 Kirby now feels it's time to share some thoughts. He brings a casual, understated persona to his music that’s peppered with clever wordplay and an awareness of a relatively mundane existence.

Kirby Tuckett

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