the GST Check finally came
in the mail today (gonna get drunk!)
the stupid kids won't shut their fucking mouths
and the wife has a prosthetic leg (fuck!)

The Interlock in my car shuts it down so far
and flask of whisky on my dash with some broken hot dogs

Camping at bingemans, camping at bingemans, camping at bingemans! (X4)
Cause I don't wanna go far,
Cause I drive a condemned car,
Cause I'm wanted by the law
Cause we want coleslaw

(solo: fucktuber in B)

The river smells like puke and shit
and the forest is full of bugs that bite my stinky dick
My kids won't stop talking so I'm whipping frozen beers at their mouths

Camping at bingemans, camping at bingemans, camping at bingemans! (X4)
Cause I don't wanna go far,
Cause I drive a condemned car,
Cause I'm wanted by the law
Cause we want coleslaw


Camping At Bingemans

Cop1: Ahhh roger, we have a report of some kids enjoying themselves, somewhere in the downtown area... I'm just wondering uhhh.. how you'd like us to take care of this. 

Cop2: Ahhh roger that unit 69, i think you should go over there with some gasoline, some matches, and burn the fucking thing down!

Cop1: Ahh copy that, I do believe that King Zehr will be very happy with this decision.. should I burn down all of the strip clubs too ?

Cop2: Ahh no, we're just going to cancel all of their liqour licenses! heheheheheh!!!!

Zappers,
Metropolis,
The Lyric OOOOH!
Dandy's, Capers, and the sports cafe' too.
Frankies And Sammy's, Taco Bite, Oooo!
Watch out Bobbies... they're coming for you.... (X2)

Cop 1: hahahaha!!! ahh!, yeah!

Cop2: Ah roger, it looks like you did a good job hehe. but uh, there's one thing, kids will always be trying to have fun. So i want you to remember, what are we going to do unit 69?

Cop1: Ahhh Well, if I see kids having fun i might as well.. uhhh. I guess we're going to arrest them! ahheheheh!

Zappers,
Metropolis,
The Lyric OOOOH!
Dandy's, Capers, and the sports cafe' too.
Frankies And Sammy's, Taco Bite, Oooo!
Watch out Bobbies... they're coming for you.... (X2)


B.F.D. (Burn Fun Down)

Speaking the truth about the City of Kitchener and it's "activities" all who live there will fully understand the context of the music. Pure Canadian punk rock.

Kitchener Sucks

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