Cri as Dirty Bubble
JesseBoxVO as Smiler

Beat by 2Deep
Mixed by: Danii
Written by: 3ple and Cri
Thumbnails by: M!CAH
Art by: Grasman
Special Thanks: 3ple, Michael Stark, Ace Music & MidgeCat

Dirty Bubble:
(Hahahaha!)
It is I! Dirty Bubble, the living plague
And I've been sent in to clean Sony's biggest stain
But your rep's more tainted, had a rift with Gene
Made like Twitter with Tweets, and tried to limit his speech 
That smile? I'll flip around that glee, you girlie
So sick like I gave you a wee bit of scurvy 
Have you drop out like each of your pearly whites
At once, my flow is clean and dirty
I hope the kid had a phone that was waterproof
Or else my whole job is moot, beaten by a drop or two
This emoticon had an emoter conned
Now that's dirty work, and I'm the one that's known for grot

Smiler:
(Mhm) Excuse me, you're gonna have to pause it
I'm too busy helping fans on which emoji to comment
I'm more of a star, and add in a fire
But you? Poop Daddy wouldn't have to retire (haha!)
So preachy, go back to your soapbox
I'll smack you, you'll go pop with the hand of my robot 
Got captured in old bottles and failed to stay sober
So don't talk about dirt, you have that in spades, floater
You wanna come and burst? Who has the worst defenses?
I've a firewall protector that outshines your surface tension
With a smiling girl the head of the entire world of text
You know my lines are the best, against this flying murk of mess 

Dirty Bubble:
You got a dirty look, I'll clean it up
With a one, two, then I'll beat 'ya up
Your rating's the max age, your fans are from weenie hut's
The only thing more whiter than you, are the teeth you front
They got a blondie at the square net sphere
Like I'm the bubble, but you're the airhead here 
I'm well delighted by this match
May we meet again in the Great Pacific garbage patch 

Smiler:
Hmmmmm, ignored. You're making me struggle
When speaking, I don't like waiting for bubbles (urrrgh)
You're not serving anything when you crumble under Krabs
You can scrub the deck for when I make a Bubble bloodbath
The host of a book club, and yet you got sent 
To the shelves of Nick, they left your plot on read
I'll escape your grip with a desktop pen top
So you can FINALLY get the point,(*clears throat*) the Emoji Popped

Star Wars Rap I am Darth Vader Theme Song - Daddyphatsnaps

Kitothekiller :3

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