They say such a shame I turned out this way, a maniac

Lyrics, CDs and downloads are available at https://ringlefinchuk.bandcamp.com/album/tall-tales. 

Four years in the making and entirely self-produced, 'Tall Tales' is the first full-length album from London-based alternative folk band Ringlefinch. 

With dark-humoured, wittily introspective lyrics set to upbeat, offbeat earworm tunes and a strong folk-storytelling sensibility, 'Tall Tales' centres on themes of identity, exploring how we all tell ourselves stories of who we are to try and make sense of our place in the world. This sense of self-determination even extends to the production of the album - the band recorded and mixed it on equipment they built themselves.

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"The Masochism Tango"
Talented pianist - a gifted singer with superbly deft comic timing and a line in dark humour - respected lecturer in mathematics at Harvard University - Tom Lehrer is also one of the great satirical songwriters of the twentieth century. One of his earlier songs, "The Masochism Tango" scandalised audiences on its release in the late 1950s. How times have changed. 

Song: Tom Lehrer
Arrangement: Ringlefinch
©&℗ Ringlefinch 2021, all rights reserved
Released on Folkroom Records

The Masochism Tango

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣𝙨 𝙄 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪-𝙈𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙨 𝘽𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙡𝙚𝙮

Evelyn Evelyn

𝗻𝗼𝗲𝗹𝘀 𝗹𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 || 𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝘆𝗰𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗲

The Ballad of Jane Doe

thank you to those who told me the artists name I appreciate it!!!<3
art by me :]

this is love - air traffic controller

Stephanie Mabey- The Zombie Song

All credits go to the original owner(s) of this Musical aka Joe Tracz. I own nothing. 

Lyrics :

[MICHAEL]
I am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fall
I could stay right here or disappear, and nobody'd even notice at all

I'm a creeper in a bathroom 'cause my buddy kinda left me alone
But I'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly, or pretend to check a text on my phone

Everything felt fine when I was half of a pair
Now through no fault of mine, there's no other half there

Now I'm just Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom, at a party
Forget how long it's been
I'm just Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at a party
No you can't come in!
I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave
And picking at grout as I softly grieve
I'm just Michael who you don't know, Michael flyin' solo, Michael in the bathroom by himself
Oh, by himself

I am hiding, but he's out there, just ignoring all our history
Memories get erased, and I'll get replaced, with a newer, cooler version of me
And I hear a drunk girl sing along to Whitney through the door - I wanna dance with somebody!
And my feelings sink, 'cause it makes me think: now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore!

Now it's just Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at a party
I half regret the beers
Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at a party
As I choke back the tears
I'll wait as long as I need, until my face is dry
Or I'll just blame it on weed, or something in my eye!
I'm just Michael who you don't know, Michael flyin' solo
Michael in the bathroom by himself!
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Knock, knock, knock, knock
They're gonna start to shout soon
Knock, knock, knock, knock
Oh hell yeah, I'll be out soon
[MICHAEL + ENSEMBLE]
Knock, knock, knock, knock
[MICHAEL]
It sucks you left me here alone-
[MICHAEL + ENSEMBLE]
Knock, knock, knock, knock
[MICHAEL]
Here in this teenage battle zone-
[MICHAEL + ENSEMBLE]
Clang, clang, clang, clang
[MICHAEL]
I feel the pressure blowing up-
[MICHAEL + ENSEMBLE]
Bang, bang, bang, bang
[MICHAEL]
My big mistake was showing up-
[MICHAEL + ENSEMBLE]
Splash, splash, splash, splash
[MICHAEL]
I throw some water in my face
And I am in a better place
I go to open up the door
But I can't hear knocking
Anymore
 

And I can't help but yearn
For a different time
And then I look in the mirror
And the present is clearer
And there's no denying, I'm just-

At a party
Is there a sadder sight than-
*hums*
Michael in the bathroom at a party
This is a heinous night
I wish I stayed at home in bed watching cable porn
Or wish I offed myself instead
Wish I was never born!
I'm just Michael who's a loner
So he must be a stoner
Rides a PT Cruiser
God he's such a loser
Michael flyin' solo
Who you think that you know
Michael in the bathroom by himself
Oh, by himself
Oh, by himself
All you know about me is my name
Awesome party
I'm so glad I came

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i don't have anything funny to say here expect, if you hurt my son i will cut you.

michael must be protected

Michael in the Bathroom

Tracklist:

1. CHOKE - I Dont Know How But They Found Me

CHOKE - I Don't Know How But They Found Me - Nightcore

Pomplamoose - Bust your kneecaps

If I Were a Zombie

𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙩𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙥𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚/ 𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙄 𝙥𝙪𝙩 𝙤𝙣 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 ₍⸍⸌̣ʷ̣̫⸍̣⸌₎

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣𝙨 𝙄 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪-𝙈𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙨 𝘽𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙡𝙚𝙮

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