   Tender Offer
The other night, as I was heading home from the office
my briefcase just didn't feel right in my lonely hand.
I couldn't even keep my mind on my Wall Street Journal
'cause my heart was announcing a bold new merger plan.

I would like to make you a tender offer
'Cause I'd like to share all the shares you could share with me.
Why don't we draw up a sweet-dream corporation?
If I'm a CEO, you be VP.

It seemed like my business would go best with a partner --
the kind that you just can't recruit through Personnel.
I need a manager to wholeheartedly manage my whole heart department,
and with your background in Christ's love, I think you'd manage quite well.

I would like to make you a tender offer
'cause I'd like to share all the shares you could share with me.
Why don't we draw up a sweet-dream corporation?
If I'm a CEO, you be VP.

I'd like to offer you a key position.
If you'll accept you're guaranteed for life.
The benefits include a home to live in.
The salary is love from me if you'll be my wife.

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