This gets a "First Time Doing Anal" award

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The Cops are on Drugs

My personal favorite slam jam that I've done.

Peanut Bonus Jammy Time

deadkong

Seriously, nobody thought about this?
(Sounds quite nice tho)

Youtube Link: https://youtu.be/8PAQ1XOropk
SiIvagunner Rip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRrAy90I980&ab_channel=SiIvaGunner

SSB (64) - Weather Forecast Menu

cool meme sample

and thanks for 900! (i cant believe yall listen to my trash)

Icarus Forza Horizon Mega Meme Mashup Sampling (SiIvaGunner Rip)

Yeah, I made it past 8 seconds in Super Hexagon

Saw a funny craigslist ad for this and had to read it

[full text]

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that’s hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.

The 1999 Toyota Corolla.

Let’s talk about features.

Bluetooth: nope

Sunroof: nope

Fancy wheels: nope

Rear view camera: nope...but it’s got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.

Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn’t give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.

You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.

This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.

Things this car is old enough to do:

Vote: yes

Consent to sex: yes

Rent a car: it IS a car

This car’s got history. It’s seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It’s not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.

Interesting facts:

This car’s exterior color is gray, but it’s interior color is grey.

In the owner’s manual, oil is listed as “optional.”

When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary “Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla”

You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey.

Favorite food: spaghetti

Favorite tv show: Alf

Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms

This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It’s as middle-of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It’s as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills.

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, “It’s a Corolla. It’s fine.”

Let’s face the facts, this car isn’t going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn’t the car you want, it’s the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.

[Reading] 1999 Toyota Corolla Craigslist ad

big & chunky - will.i.am
harder better faster stronger - daft punk

Harder Bigger Fatter Chunky

Deadmau5 - Ghosts N Stuff (Ft Rob Swire)
SPACE LACES - DISCO BLOODBATH
Oasis - Wonderwall

Rob Swire Gets Scared by a Ghost

Cyranek Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--qxsKQDGs8

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuXjZ9I4_h8

Pretty much stole this concept (and 3 sources) from @whole-punch 's https://soundcloud.com/whole-punch/d-a-n-c-e-2
Please check his out if you haven't yet.

Also thanks for 690 followers lol

Sources:
Justice - D.A.N.C.E.
Aaron Smith - Dancin (KRONO Remix)
Ehrling - Dance With Me
Lady Gaga - Just Dance
Detective Pikachu - Wanna Dance!
Whitney Houston - I Wanna Dance With Somebody
Daft Punk - Lose Yourself to Dance
3rd Prototype - Dancefloor
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5 - Torture Dance
Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Murder on the Dancefloor
Iron Maiden - Dance of Death
Fortnite - Dance of Death

D A N C I N G

Amazing art by @perfectoelecto

Instrumental (for those of you who think I don’t put effort into mashups lol) : https://drive.google.com/file/d/17YTYS5QaweVYuM_CCQ-E8X1kRejKs5kr/view?usp=sharing

Sources:
The Living Tombstone - My Ordinary Life
Crank That Steel Drum
Kanye West - Power
Lady Gaga - Bad Romance
Justin Timberlake - Sexyback
Jason Derulo - Cheyenne
Santana - Smooth (ft. Rob Thomas)
Far East Movement - Like A G6
Jay Sean - Down (ft. Lil Wayne)
Sad Machine Ding

Rob Swire Gets Scared by a Ghost

Kizunami: 20XX

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