most whimsical ass puppet au character ever

chromie i've lost the plot what has the past 3 kleiner things been for

too whimsical... mods, dip this guy in glue and tomato juice

ACTION > Vessel > Summon
[Diligence >] i summon thee!
[Diligence >] hm... yes. what may this vessel be?

[Diligence >] oh. that is... not very good.
[Kindness >] ...
[Kindness >] not very good at all.

❝HIII hey HELLO HI....
erm.. ACTUALLY... who ARE you?
i don't recognize you from anything!
WHERE am i?❞

[Charity >] ...sadly, child... i do not believe you'd understand.
[Charity >] what you may know is that you have a certain goal... a.. journey if you will. and i wish to guide you.

❝WOAHHHH!!!!!!! a... journey?! that sounds AWESOME...
so am i like. going to get dual machine guns!!! and like. fight off a bunch of evil guys and make cool one liners and crawl through vents!!!!❞

[Diligence >] hm....
[Kindness >] i will say yes.

❝HELL YEAH!!!❞

[Diligence >] ...language, child.

❝...mcdoodles parking lot...? YEAH!❞

[Kindness >] that works.
[Diligence >] well... i suppose i may return you back to your mortal realm. there i may... explain our predicament clearer.

❝yeah SURE... but ONE last thing!!! whats your NAME. and STUFF. its like... polite to ask that right?❞

[Diligence >] my name is....
[Kindness >] halt, no. i sadly believe if you say my name you may.... find yourself in an unfortunate position.
[Diligence >] your head will instantly explode.
[Diligence >] so you may address me as... thou. yes, i believe that works.

❝okay thousy!!❞

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❝RAZMIN ROBESPIERRE❞ ~ whimsical ass beat!

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