Quick Crush Song

I got put on the bad butch list 11 years ago
Once you’re on the bad butch list, there’s nowhere else to go
Thankfully my wife, she didn’t know, she didn’t know
Since those days Ive had a bunch of time to learn and grow

She says that i’m somethin else and boy she may be right
I’m an asshole all day long and also overnight
If you come too close to me then I may even bite
Every girl I’ve ever known has gone and booked a flight

If i keep this up then i am sure to die alone
Maybe I’m the biggest loser she has ever known
I have many shortcomings and yes its really shown
Every opportunity ive gone and fuckin blown

Maybe one day I will see the error of my ways
All I really want is validation and some praise
Maybe it is just a phase yea maybe it’s a phase
Hopefully i’ll get a better title and a raise

She says that i need to help around the house some more
Really oughta roll my sleeves and do a fuckin chore
If I do she says that she will take me to the store
If i throw out all the trash and mop the kitchen floor

I was bad butch number one hundred sixty two
After i got added I just didn’t know what to do
It all seems like fun and games til it happens to you
Whoever added me to it can go and eat a screw

Bad Butch List

Real Actual Person

Position

If I could go for a drive by cremation beach in the middle of the night
It'd be alright
If I could go for a drive by cremation beach in the middle of the night
I could sleep alright

The water's still and the sand is grey
and the sky is an unexpected shade
It always/never rains

I picked up a shell and realized it was a bone
There are people in this sand but I'm all alone
Knocked over an ash castle and a skeleton screamed
It said "what are the living doing on cremation beach?"

Buddy, I'm already dead. Been dead
I'm so glad I died when I did

Been Dead 2004

Pretty Shitty - Tren Fren

Have You Ever Worn a Thong

what a beautiful morning it is
doesnt mean im not pissed
what a gorgeous day it is
doesnt mean that im not pissed

in fact, im probably pissed
im probably pissed out of my gourd
something is pissing me off
dont be a brave catalyst

cuz then its a bubbling mess
hard to clean off the floor
nobody knows how to 
handle that shit anymore
then its the scene of a wreck
hard to put out the flame
nobody wants to
deal with that shit anyway

what a wonderful dinner this is
doesnt mean im not mad
what a peaceful night it is
doesnt mean im not mad

in fact, im definitely mad
im probably mad out of my shit
something is making me mad
dont be the one boiling it

cuz then its a bubbling mess
hard to clean off the floor
nobody knows how to 
handle that shit anymore
then its the scene of a wreck
hard to put out the flame
nobody wants to
deal with that shit anyway

and i cant place the blame
on anyones poor frame
cuz i'm a bitch.

PYST

...Cuz I could swindazzle some shit like that.

Calling C

Coco Water - what would I do without it?
Regular water I guess.

Sugar Water

"Would you like to break it in with me?",
she asked, of my brand new dick.
Well, my interest was clearly piqued-
My attention stood erect,
and it didn't take me very long to confirm in reply
with a stuttering "yes", and a plan was set
to do it tomorrow - Friday.

Girl, do you want me to slam/ram it in you?
I left the party a little after 2
but it's not too late baby now, it's not late-
that flavored lube was sticky, but it tasted kinda great.

"Would you like to let me do you now?",
she asked, after getting it.
Well my interest slightly subsided,
but my attention didn't dip.
And it took 20 minutes of screwing around to confirm in reply,
with a stuttering "yes", and a plan was set,
to do it right now, immediately.

Girl, do you want me to slam/ram it in you?
I left the party a little after 2
but it's not too late baby now, it's not late-
that flavored lube was sticky, but it tasted kinda great.

She had every right,
she was there when I bought it.
It was Friday night,
and she had staked the claim.
She made solid plans,
and I confirmed them with her,
(cuz) she's no fucking flake,
and everybody came.

Girl, do you want me to slam it in you?
I left the party a little after 2
but it's not too late baby now, it's not late-
that flavored lube was sticky, but it tasted kinda great.
Girl, do you want me to ram it in you?
I left the party a little after 2
but it's not too late baby now, it's not late-
that flavored lube was sticky, but it tasted alright.


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