Thanks to Tev Teµsixten for the download link to the promote your music spambot thing
Download for anybody interested: picosong.com/DapE/

It's hip to be making a living with your music by now

Sauces:
https://soundcloud.com/shokkbutt/ruining-songs-forever (original)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4feUSTS21-8 (full version, used in this track)
I did not make either of the tracks used in this. If you're interested, you can check out the original creator's Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/shokkbutt
He makes some pretty cool shit imho

﻿Ｙ  Ｏ  Ｕ  Ｒ  Ｅ  Ｐ  Ｏ  Ｓ  Ｔ  Ｅ  Ｄ  Ｉ  Ｎ  Ｔ  Ｈ  Ｅ  Ｗ  Ｒ  Ｏ  Ｎ  Ｇ  Ｎ  Ｅ  Ｉ  Ｇ  Ｈ  Ｂ  Ｏ  Ｒ  Ｈ  Ｏ  Ｏ  Ｄ

From the new TubeCore album by Various Artists: variousartistssc.bandcamp.com/album/tubecore

EDIT: thx Uncle Dane for making the song I used in this
original: https://soundcloud.com/uncle-dane/hey-now-youre-a-keemstar

Keemstar Circulation

Check out my remake here:
https://soundcloud.com/knayy/cg-man-hd-remastered-edition

As seen on SiIva:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9ahtOCs5cg

Sauce for the sweet 8-bit Ocean Man cover:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwPfScbro2E

.mp3 download:
http://picosong.com/Tt2h/

Lyrics:
CG man, fire me in spurts, aw yeah it's gonna hurt
If you know the words
CG man, the coconut gun will shoot ya in the face
Ya fuckin pile of shit
CG man, the sequence of a bad rip embided by shit
Soakin up the SiIva dick

CG man, can your coconut gun fire in spurts?
Aw yeah, no fuckin shit
CG man, this shitty fuckin rip isn't even funny
You need to shoot yourself
CG man, the sequence of a bad rip embided by shit
Soakin up the SiIva dick

CG man (x3)

(Nigra solo)

CG man, fire me in spurts, aw yeah it's gonna hurt
If you know the words
CG man, the coconut gun will shoot ya in the face
Ya fuckin pile of shit
CG man, the sequence of a bad rip embided by shit
Soakin up the SiIva dick

CG- (interrupted by The Nutshack theme)
(Gunshot)
NO

CG man, the sequence of a bad rip embided by shit
Soakin up the SiIva dick

CG man

Aw yeah!

CG Man

From the spoopy new collab album:
https://larryinc64.bandcamp.com/album/scary-sounds-to-listen-to-in-the-dark

fuck this episode i used for the thumbnail this shit gave me nightmares as a kid

I feel absolutely no shame for this

marey critmiss

From the new Christmas album me and a few mashup artists help make together: https://mattfromphilly.bandcamp.com/album/jolly-sounds-to-listen-to-in-the-snow

Do I even need to say it

Shoutouts to Peri for inspiring me to make this!
https://soundcloud.com/peridarren/jon-halation

MixHub post:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plyXl_RCVzA

Sources:
Sorairo Days - Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
"Firework" - Jontron

Tengen Toppa Jontron Lagann

uptown funk mashups are still funny right

TTGD Post: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KL2xC0N4fY

Lyrics:
Th-th-th this shit, that coconut
That Donkey Kong, that white gun
This one for them cool kongs
Them cool kongs straight masterpieces
Stylin', grace and, takin' it to the fridge
Got guns on with Cranky Kong
Got shoot myself, I'm not funny
 
It can fire (in spurts)
Called a Kremlings and the DK Crew
It can fire (in spurts)
Make Cranky wanna retire man
It can fire (in spurts)
Shoot my gun you know who I am
It can fire (in spurts)
Am I bad 'bout that monkey, here we go
 
Kongs shoot your coconut gun (huh)
Kongs shoot your coconut gun (huh)
Kongs shoot your coconut gun (huh)
'Cause uptown gun gon' shoot it to you
'Cause uptown gun gon' shoot it to you
'Cause uptown gun gon' shoot it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just spurt (huh)
 
Don't believe me just spurt huh
 
Don't believe me just spurt
Don't believe me just spurt
Don't believe me just spurt
Don't believe me just spurt
Hey, hey, hey, huh
 
Stop, wait a minute
Fill my gun, coconuts in it
Take a sip, sign a check
Donkey Kong, get the gun
Shoot to walnuts, peanuts
pineapple smells
If we shoot up, we gon' shoot out
Th-th-th this kong has a funny face
 
It can fire (in spurts)
Called a Kremlings and the DK Crew
It can fire (in spurts)
Make Cranky wanna retire man
It can fire (in spurts)
Shoot my gun you know who I am
It can fire (in spurts)
Am I bad 'bout that monkey, here we go
 
Kongs shoot your coconut gun (huh)
Kongs shoot your coconut gun (huh)
Kongs shoot your coconut gun (huh)
'Cause uptown gun gon' shoot it to you
'Cause uptown gun gon' shoot it to you
'Cause uptown gun gon' shoot it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just spurt (huh)
 
Don't believe me just spurt huh
 
Don't believe me just spurt huh
Don't believe me just spurt huh
Don't believe me just spurt
Don't believe me just spurt
Hey, hey, hey, huh
 
Before we leave
Lemme tell ya a lil' something
Coconut fuck you up
Coconut fuck you up
Coconut fuck you up
Coconut fuck you up huh
I said Coconut fuck you up
Coconut fuck you up
Coconut fuck you up
Coconut fuck you up
 
Come on, dance, spurt on it
If you sexy then fire it
If you freaky then shoot it
Don't brag about it, come show me
 
Come on, dance, spurt on it
If you sexy then fire it
Well it's Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just spurt huh!
 
Don't believe me just watch huh
 
Don't believe me just spurt huh
Don't believe me just spurt huh
Don't believe me just spurt
Don't believe me just spurt
Hey, hey, hey, huh
 
Coconut fuck you up (x15)

Uptown Gun

but who needs gf's or friends and shit when you have memes right ahahahahahahahahaha i want to die

TTGD Post: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7Nodqorm8A

based off this tumblr post:
http://selenaestella.tumblr.com/post/107925649319/im-feeling-like-a-ghost-roses-are-red

Valentine's Day special

Soulja and Cranklypso in the Dank Time

Music - Topic post: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8ABT_-BkFU

BDS Exclusive!

Crank Claws

really hoping this doesn't get copyrighted
Songs used:
North American Scum - LCD Soundsystem
Flat Zone 2 - Super Smash Bros. Brawl

TTGD Post: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUa9PJrnYkQ

Flat Zone Scum

Because I felt like it needed one at this point
Original: https://soundcloud.com/knayy/cg-man
Ocean Man instrumental: https://soundcloud.com/dillonquadormusic/ween-ocean-man-instrumental-cover (apologies for not crediting you sooner)
SiIva post: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y1ytbdkViA&

Updated lyrics:
CG man, fire me in spurts, aw yeah it's gonna hurt
If you know the words
CG man, the coconut gun will shoot ya in the face
Ya fuckin pile of shit
CG man, the sequence of a remake imbibed by the shit
Soakin up my coconut dick
 
CG man, can your coconut gun fire in spurts?
Aw yeah, no fuckin shit
CG man, this shitty remake isn't even funny
You need to shoot yourself
CG man, the sequence of a remake imbibed by the shit
Soakin up my coconut dick
 
CG man (x3)
 
(Nigra solo)
 
CG man, fire me in spurts, aw yeah it's gonna hurt
If you know the words
CG man, the coconut gun will shoot ya in the face
Ya fuckin pile of shit
CG man, the sequence of a remake imbibed by the shit
Soakin up my coconut dick
 
CG- (Rats meme)
(Coconut Gun)
NO
 
CG man, the sequence of a remake imbibed by the shit
Soakin up my coconut dick
 
CG man
 
Aw yeah!

(Now with imbibed instead of embided because I thought embided was an actual word for some fucking reason)

CG Man HD Remastered Edition

Alternative Title: Sickness-San Chi No Disturbed Maid

Songs:
Aozora no Rhapsody - Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon
Down With The Sickness - Disturbed

when it hits you that dragon maid is fucking over

epic

Music - Topic Post: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWaAwdBNoOE
Songs:
Village People - Y.M.C.A
The DU - Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town

C.N.B.T. (Village People x JJBA)

Sources:
Life Will Change -  Persona 5
HH Gregg Christmas in July ad

July Will Change (Persona 5 x HH Gregg)

inspired by https://soundcloud.com/bitchimmothman/october-power

also i haven't uploaded in 2 months so sorry i guess

Sources:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-UmfqFjpl0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj-v6zCnEaw

Dog Power

Really hoping this hasn't been done yet

Songs used:
Shoko Nakagawa - Sorairo Days
Super Mario Odyssey - Jump Up, Super Star!

Sorairo Days Odyssey (Super Mario Odyssey x TTGL)

all my mashups are gonna be idol trash from now on lol

SiIva post: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ7ZCY3olWs

Head Like a Soldier Game (Love Live x NIN)

merry christmas hhhh

SiIva reupload: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTSastMi4aM

HHFriends (HHGregg x Kemono Friends)

funny cars song kerchoo

SiIva archive reupload: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_Zalc1v-Pw

Songs:
Go My Way - iDOLM@STER
Life Is A Highway - Rascall Flatts

Go My Highway (iDOLM@STER x Cars)

Things are getting bizarre in this quiet town of Morioh...

Credit to NisoStrawberry for letting me use her artwork for the thumbnail.
You can find more of her work here:
https://twitter.com/NisoStrawberry
https://nisothestrawberry.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=/

Songs:
Ken Ashcorp - Supernatural
JO☆UNITED - Great Days

Gravity Days (JoJo x Ken Ashcorp)

"You'll always be with me.

And you'll always be my Kong."

Transcript for the lyrics:
https://pastebin.com/CY9S283u

SiIva post: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZiss7k74iI

Sources used:
"DK Rap" - Donkey Kong 64
"Unknown from M.E." - Sonic Adventure
"See You Again" - Wiz Khalifa ft. Charlie Puth
(also loud nigra lmao)

CG Again (DK Rap x Wiz Khalifa)

Thanks gamers for listening to my shit for the past ~2 or so years, love you all! I've had such a fun time making mashups and I hope to continue improving. Thank you all for following <3

Welcome to the Space Patrol (1,000 Follower Special)

Haven't uploaded shit in a bit so here ya go
(I know Light Up The Night isn't from Act 1 but this is the best thumbnail I could come up with pls leave me alone thxx)

Touch Up The Tail (The Protomen x Ken Ashcorp)

when u wait till the last minute to post your christmas mashup

We're Finally Landing the Sleigh (Wham! x HOME)

happy funny weed day haha
i had to pitch this up a bit because soundcloud copyright hhhhhh

Also sry about being gone for a while, I had a bit of a burnout on mashups for the past year but I'll try and upload a bit more frequently if I can

SiIva post: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmhXSTZrrlc

Because I Got New Horizons (Animal Crossing x Afroman)

hell can wait

SiIva post: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHDH2MUCkhE&t

At Doom's Suede (DOOM X Vine Staples)

mario

siiva post: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuJ9aLQITJI&t

Soft Goopey Man (Lemon Demon x Super Mario Sunshine)

badeline type beat
SiIva post: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adYxfCJUO0I

Slow Dancing in Front of a Mirror (Celeste x Joji)

im really feelin it
SiIva post: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlmKp2xh8ww

Drink Dat Sea (Xenoblade x Thundercat)

heropon riki on dat beat
SiIva post: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2YrUKMW3RE

Riki Ricch (Roddy Ricch x Xenoblade)

kpop banger :^)
SiIva rip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz7nyxQ-c0w&t

A Sky Full of Slides (Persona 4 x George Clanton)

spoopy beats
SiIva upload: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpzAKhiNN_A

Napstaboi Carti

ah, you're back

Extended version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Wp_NmXpb-A

Beneath the Acid

So yeah I'm almost out of upload time on this account so I'm gonna start uploading my new content on my secondary shitpost account lol
Liking and reposting this to let ppl know would be greatly appreciated!!!
new URL: https://soundcloud.com/knay2/

RUNNING OUT OF TIME (pls read description)

I'M OUTTA TIME ON THIS ACCOUNT GO FOLLOW THIS ONE YA NUMBNUTS
https://soundcloud.com/knay2/

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