The TEEHEE fucking kills me every time and almost makes up for Eminem being completely wasted in KFAD. Almost.

it's his new single
VOCALS by wolfman1405: https://www.youtube.com/wolfman1405
LYRICS by me, wolfman1405, & Sean-Patrick: https://twitter.com/SPRtoons
INSTRUMENTAL by me duh
siiva's upload: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j61j0sHOBWI

Lyrics:
I dunno, dude. 
I think everybody's all jealous and shit,
Cause I like, make some bitchin' fuckin' salsa, dude.
And I think everybody's got a fucking problem with me, dude.
And they need to take it up with me after Iron Chef.

Because
You don't know how to make my salsa hee hee
Because my salsa's secret is safe with me
And once you taste it will make you go "wee"
Due to my world famous salsa recipe

So I get inside right, need a bite
Walk up to my cold fridge and I'm all like
"What’s my mood, do I want seafood?
Maybe I’ll even make some dip, dude"

I then spot "There’s no cilantro!"
"Also, oh my fucking god, jalapenos!"
"I swear to fucking god, there’s no fucking limes!"
"Well, make a list, guess it’s shopping time"

And by now, the rest of the stuff I need’s written
'Specially the tortilla chips that crunch a bit when bitten
And just start drivin’, go to Walmart
With the toys, and the games, and the mixin' HOBaRT's

So like every single night I grab a snack to eat
and when I crunch into my chip, tastin' spicy sweet
but tonight I crave summa stronger heat
I’m thinkin' muchos jalapenos can't be beat

Got a lot of gringos hating on my recipe
but I just wanna kick back with my tangy treat
This spicy shit is alright with me
And all you other chefs just despise me because you-

You don't know how to make my salsa hee hee
Because my salsa's secret is safe with me
And once you taste it will make you go "wee"
Due to my world famous salsa recipe

It's Food
It's Rude
Has Tude
My Dude
It’s True
Bit Lewd
Please Chew
Go "Woo"
It's Cool
yueah baybee yeaah

I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpants
And the lead singer of my band, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girl's want to dance
My salsa
Look out for my next single, it's called "My Salsa"
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, 
my salsa Makes all the pretty girls wan to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes al da prety girls wan 2 danss
And take off ther underpanss, my salsa...

(dead air)

Where'd everybody go?

My Salsa

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