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Agentic Records presents  - 🌀 Merlin 🌀

=> Artist: AgentiX

In the year 1223 A.D. (After Disco), in the mystical land of Caffeine-on-the-Thames, a bearded man with a robe made entirely of expired bus tickets was stirring a cauldron filled with Red Bull, glitter, and broken VHS tapes. His name? MERLIN. Yes, that Merlin - but after the whole “sword in the stone” thing, he got really into EDM and started summoning creatures from the Fifth Dimension using dubstep and defunct microwaves.

During a particularly chaotic open-mic night at the Royal Arcade of Mysticism, Merlin - buzzing off three potions of Monster Energy and half a falafel - accidentally conjured a Toaster Dragon, a molten-chrome beast that ejects 47 slices of flaming sourdough every time it sneezes. The dragon immediately declared war on the concept of breakfast.

As flaming bagels rained from the sky, ancient druids frantically Googled “how to reverse wizard-induced carbocalypse” on enchanted tablets made of moss. Meanwhile, a bassline deeper than the Mariana Trench echoed through the Forest of Mild Disappointment, causing owls to start krumping and squirrels to spontaneously form a jazz-funk fusion band.

Somewhere between a portal opening to the Land of Eternal Raves and Merlin riding the dragon into a Wetherspoons chanting “AVOCADO IS A CONSTRUCT,” the bass dropped so hard Stonehenge briefly turned into a functioning slot machine.

This track is not a spell. It’s a prophecy. Listen wisely, or risk being lightly toasted. 🔥🍞🐉


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