Reddit Cyphers

Entry for Cypher 44 in r/makinghiphop
This week's theme: House Party setting
Lyrics:
gotta mix a bit of weed and brews weed and brews
pour up the shots Imma need a few
to get me started now the week is through
its time to party like tomorrow ain’t a thing we knew
about no doubt like gwen stefani we out
not so much to make it rain
but put an end to the drought
playin pong make it rain
then I win off the bounce
see a girl on the dance
floor checkin me out
she’s a hotty with a body and the way she sip bacardi 
out the bottle got me praying that she’s supa dooper naughty
I walk to her sparking conversation now we’re talking
hope she got good brain like a summa cum laude
some nights I would relive some I smile and regret
nights I won’t remember with the ones I won’t forget
some nights I would relive some I smile and regret
nights I won’t remember with the ones I won’t forget ever mudafucka

Nights I Won't Remember

Lyrics:
I rhyme like a twisted mind of einstein has entered me
and I guarantee no square emcee will equal my energy (E=mc^2)
when I cook melodies dope as blue meth amphetamines
mine are the ones that knock I’m walter white with the chemistry
of rhythm and the witty rhetoric
i ain’t met a kid who’s spit it better yet
off top shits hot like a lit cigarette  
bugah bugah like a chicken with its head
cut off is all that I’m getting when i listen to your spitting 
going scottie pippins in all of your writtens 
even when your scoring your bull shit just isn’t jordan
therefore your shit isn’t important
the witnesses that get the wit just shit there drawers when
I hit triple double entandres get your endorphins
coursing killin emcee infants this flow is abortion
I’m a wolf amongst sheep (sheep) I count on y’all for snoring
on me like goldilocks after eating me porridge 
but the end of this story is more vicious and gory	
as I rip thats bitches head off then I pickle and store it

Papa Bear:
who the fuck do you think you are goldilocks
coming into a bears house, eating their shit
breaking their furnutire and then just curling up 
in their beds. You’re the dumbest bitch alive and
now you’re gonna get eaten

(sample of girl screaming at the end is these two chicks arm wrestling...its hilarious look it up)

Goldilocks (alternate ending)

This weeks cypher theme is memories of hip hop, so here are mine

Lyrics: 

It was christmas back when I was 16
feelin gifted when I spit a 16
for the first time after I had hit green
like phil mickelson accurately chipping
after we were tipping back either gin or jack
I found my addiction to improvision rap
2 years passed then I picked up written rap
witch I am wizard at
bitches tom riddles back
and I’ve been known to slither in
to a bad chicks britches after riddling 
at the party at penn state
ethan makin beats on djembes
focused on rittalin
I miss rappin with Erv
and all the other homies who relaxed and observed
I’ll never stop rapping man that is my word
more than a hobby its a habit that relaxes the nerves

More Than A Hobby

Cypher 2-http://www.reddit.com/r/makinghiphop/
Lyrics:

He rolls over slowly on the wet cement
a hellish scent always present in this residence
if heaven sent him a savior he would then repent
for every sin and then he’d give 110 percent
to be a better man
if he got away from Taliban
a happy veteran
with his kids up in his lap again 
reverie ended  
by rats scratching at his skin
he’s bruised and battered
from the people who had captured him
He’s hearing bombs over bagdad 
every night like andre and daddy fat sacks
were doing concerts in the back packed
every guard has straps across their backs like back packs
the door was kicked in off the hinges as he cowered 
saw a vision of his daughter thought it was his final hour
finally he saw his general and tears began to shower
he survived because of his P.O.W. power
persistence of will


P.O.W.er

http://www.reddit.com/r/makinghiphop/comments/2twvov/cypher_vol_4_2015_all_emcees_welcome_to_spit/

This week's theme: "Nostalgia/Childhood" 

Lyrics:

sometimes I wish I was kid again
funny at the time I was wishing it would end
transport ya thru time like we’re shifting in
the delorean dr emmet was sitting in
we arrive in the 90s and I’m kicking it
on the soccer field, the kid's dribbling
in the classroom, the kid's scribbling
not really listening, in the back giggling
cause he lacked rittalin 
didn’t pay attention now he’s in detention
teacher’s wanna smack that ignorant
smart ass on the ass but I always got a lickin when
I got back from my dad you could bet the kid was wincing when
ever I sat 
but I love him for that
owe all that I am 
to a hell of a dad

and I could never go back
but I like looking back on a hell of a past x2

Hell Of A Past

http://www.reddit.com/r/makinghiphop/comments/2vgli8/cypher_vol_6_2015_all_emcees_welcome_to_spit/

This week's theme: "crew love" (interpret as you wish)

Lyrics: 

we roll up as we ridin 	
I control the flow like poseidon (x2)
handling the rock when I’m rhyming 
droppin three pointers on point like a trident
the tide is 
higher when I’m spewin the fire
my crew and I are
high as meg ryan and tom
atop the empire
sleepless weekends and I see that’ll
break the bank makin it rain like seattle
dollars never wasted
when you drop it getting wasted
takin shots of alcohol 
no chaser can’t  taste it at all at all
sip all this liquor til we trip and we fall
don’t hate it cause my cliques sicker than yalls
sexy women with me flickin pics of it all
we call that crew love
you do you cause
we do us I thought you bruh
call that crew love you do you cause
we do us we don’t give a fuck

call that call that that crew love crew love
you just do you and we’ll just do us (x2)



Crew Love

https://www.reddit.com/r/makinghiphop/comments/3exua9/cypher_vol_30_2015_all_emcees_welcome_to_spit/
Theme: Rap about something you don't like.

Lyrics:
Everybody looking down as they walk ahead
Looking like the land of the walking dead
heads locked in digital boxes better lock pick
got your brain in a cell unlock it
like I entered the code 
give ya plenty a phone bars to get a sick reception
find it funny how quick connection got us living so disconnected
Force life in a photograph
 for the likes and you hardly ever notice that
You’re judging everybody like your judy and its funny 
that a simple double tap’ll let em know the fact
get engrossed in that overdose the ego need a prophylac-tic
tic tac toe see your exes in a row like oh I am definitely over that 
Don’t have all the answers I ain’t Wikipedia
But I really think living your life in the present is better than 
living on Social Media
stop missing all the moments  let the phone vibrate
forget about it for minute as you ride up on the rythym 
vibe with it right now for your mind’s sake


Locked In Digital Boxes

https://www.reddit.com/r/makinghiphop/comments/3gmmgg/cypher_vol_32_2015_all_emcees_welcome_to_spit/
Theme: Dirty Money

Lyrics: 
dirty money 
Got you so fresh and so clean
andre Benjamins 
give you big boi self esteem
boy I've been frank with it (ben franklin)
From the beginning kept it 100 
other rappers really fake tryna get bank with it (I)
really don’t think they get it (I’m) 
just steady tryna break into several memory banks
But they never give they never give the necessary credit
Theyre just tellin me thanks (for comin
Like a gay bank teller thinkin I’m a nuisance
cause they can’t hang got em nooseless
overheads like a toupe cause I balled with the worplay
lay pennies on the track givin em my two cents
popular tracks got a train of thought 
about as ratchet a train of thots
causin your brain to rot
I hate the way that they train our thoughts
to make the guap 
whatever just weather the heinous costs
just keep foldin paper like an origami addict 
and roll up dirty dollars like you’re sniffin coke off of the porta potty that is
Dirty money Yea Dirty Dirty money yea 
Dirty money But I need it so I’m gonna grab it


Dirty Money

www.reddit.com/r/makinghiphop/co…_welcome_to_spit/
Theme: No theme

Lyrics:
Why are you writin
what is the reason
You feel the need to move everyone with your thoughts
like you were practicing telekinesis
What is your purpose
What is your thesis
I am so puzzled with the bigger picture cause when I put together some of the pieces
I get vertigo
Like a merrygo
Round we go round round it gets very old
Still I play the fool
Curly larry moe
And the man who I am I just barely show
And I barely know so I’m digging for the burial
Of my ego and my demons and my hedonistic livin
While I’m spittin hella heat outta the stereo
Quit all the sittin, and waiting, and wishin
hating and bitchin,get some ambition go make a difference x2


Talking to Myself

https://www.reddit.com/r/makinghiphop/comments/3vzj7c/cypher_vol_49_2015_all_emcees_welcome_to_spit/

Theme: Who Are You?
Lyrics:

Growin up I was the one disrupting the teacher
No wonder they labeled me as an underachiever
But that is truly accurate, every class I was slackin in
Especially after I started puffin the reefer
But I still made the grades and killed the SAT
Then I went to Penn State for the best dang three
Years that I’ve had to date, all the sex that I had was great, 
and I’d rap all the time, its easy to see why I didn’t graduate
I went from GA to PA, tryna get my BA
D’s brought me back to the A like a relay 
Now I wait tables for the paper every day
To pay back loans from that ho named Sallie Mae
I realized, I can’t fuck with a 9-5
gotta figure out who I am and what makes me feel alive
But I can’t get caught in the matrix
So I’ll make like a dominatrix
To life dominate and fuck her for the payment payment
I gotta dominate and fuck her for the payment x4



My Story

https://www.reddit.com/r/makinghiphop/comments/4bjqat/cypher_vol_12_2016_all_emcees_welcome_to_spit/
Theme: Late Nights

Lyrics:
Used to sip the liquor 
But I switched it up to water dude 
Used to chill with lots of people 
Now its solitude
That I prefer, hit the reefer periodically 
But honestly when I decline your invite it is not a rude
Intention that I’m sending I swear
If you ever really need me in a second I’m there
Its just lately I’ve been changing rearranging my life
I just spend my time differently late in the night
Getting hella faded to escape but call it celebratin
Had to renovate it in the basement getting meditated
Slow my mental pace its really getting regulated
It tends to let me rap it clearly watch me cellophane it
And hopefully you understand it
I’m just tryna find the reason why I’m on the planet
If you miss me when I’m gone yo the fact remains
You could come pay me a visit in the astral planes x 2


If You Miss Me (prod. E-Doble H)

Mixed by @Alliswe11
https://www.reddit.com/r/makinghiphop/comments/4kvwdg/cypher_vol_21_2016_all_emcees_welcome_to_spit/

Theme: Disease

Lyrics: 
Spittin toxins they thought that the kid had botulism
Attack the beat like a rabid possum a shot would rid him
Of his rabies but streptococcus inoculations
aren't enough to stop the spray
When I hawk and spit bubonic plague and
I spread it to Reddit
Kinda catchy and I hope that you get it
Cause I got what you need
Like insulin to a diabetic
Another W I'm seizin like an epileptic fit
Your entries seem to me to lack the epinephrine
Necessary so just keep on writing like a secretary
Cause my writtens are untouchable like lepers said to carry
Bacterial maladies, Back to the reality
I'll never get a platinum plaque or even salaries
For the grooves that I am making as an art to vent
But you can't help it but to move to em like Parkinson's

Dis Easy (prod. MC Gingy)

On a musical hiatus traveling the world to find myself. Might be back once America is done "being great again". Until then, please enjoy the music I have released thus far :)

just trying to move you with my thoughts like telekinesis

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