Great song, reminds me of the songs I wrote when I was a little younger

makes me think of someone i know... good song though ahaha

Lyrics: 

I hope to god I don't have chlamydia 

I met a girl at Crobar with skin so fair
She was underage but I didn't care
Next thing I know we're out in the alley there
Sucking face and groping through pubic hair
She asked me if I had protection
I didn't but I knew I didn't have an infection
She was really young so it struck me dumb
When she called me up, dude get a test for chlamydia

Chlamydia
One night of fun, then months filled with shitty stuff
I hope to god I don't have chlamydia

I went down to the clinic on Halloween
It was really empty and that didn't bother me
I had no symptoms, so I thought I was fine
But most people don't and I could have been dying
They took my blood and I waited for weeks
Fuckin stressing out and sweating through sheets
I started feeling aches even in thumbs
I really really hope I don't have chlamydia

Chlamydia
One night of fun with a girl from Bolivia
I hope to god I don't have chlamydia

Then One night drunk as fuck in a crazy blur
I think I had sex though I'm not quite sure
Look round the bed, no condom turns up 
I fucking hope to fuck I don't have Chlamydia
 
C-h-l-a-m-y-d-i-a

Chlamydia

Erica Fisher's Album

blanket

Magnetic Angels

Eat Your Silicon

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270. Crack Apart ft. Sam Haughton

Track 4 from Kyle's upcoming album, Pandemic Love

The Pinnacle

Updated recording of this Krazy Kyle classic. From his 2020 Album, Pandemic Love

Hanging out with my Grandma here in NDG
She’s from Ottawa, like most old people seem to be
Hanging out with my Grandma all around my home
What should we have for dinner? I don’t know

I like hanging out with Grandma, with what to do?
There are no casinos in sight, and sadly I’ve got no prunes
My beloved Grandma, you don’t like things that are new
But I know this place, called Chalet Bar-B-Q

And then we open the door, there are other grandmas all around
I’m the youngest person here today, I’m on the wrong side of town
And then I look over at Grandma, and she’s glistening like a queen
I haven’t seen her eyes light up like that since 1963

Hanging out with my Grandma now in Giruard Park
She starts bitching ‘bout the stoners smoking to close to where we are
Hanging out with my Grandma, talking ‘bout the good old days
Some pigeons come and coo at us, I try to shoo them all away
Grandma says pigeons are lonely but so is she
She says they come to talk to us because they like the company
Grandma says that she’s been lonely ever since Grandpa passed away
And now she feels just like a pigeon, destined to be shooed away

And then we walk into the Chalet and suddenly she’s not alone
Everybody here around us has lost family of their own
Everybody’s got a reason to eat their feelings all away
To drown them out in extra, to bring your coupons and save all that you can save

She says, “Kyle we’re going greasy. Tonight, Baby, I’m all in
I’m gonna get us so much chicken that we will never poop again”
I almost cry as I say, “Grandma, I should have told before now
But Grandma, I’ve gone vegetarian, I’m gonna sit this one out”

Just hanging out with my Grandma at the Chalet Bar-B-Q
I miss hanging out with Grandma

Hanging Out With Grandma (2020 Pandemic Love Version)

Five buddies contribute one layer at a time to a collaborative virtual jam session track. Minimal preparation or mixing, going off the concept of an musical cadavre exquis..

Drums by yours truly, vocals by Amethyst Sky and Krazy Kyle Lapointe, Bass by Adrian and Mandolin (?) by Julian

Shallow Rock

<3 Featuring the lovely, Anna Pest- An eclectic one-girl metal project based in Montreal, Canada <3

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Finale (REMIX) featuring Anna Pest

Chrystler Sebring

Live in my dreams - Sara Danielle cover

Hey, the name's Kyle, and I live in Montreal and I enjoy playing guitar and singing.I've recorded some songs produced by April Hutchins of Mellevon and I've also worked on a few shoddy demos in my room. Currently I've been playing acoustic material, playing at open mics at bars and playing funny songs and sappy songs. Some of my main influences include Bright Eyes, Nine Inch Nails, Pixies, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Smiths, Fugazi, Against me!, Andrew Jackson Jihad, A Wilhelm Scream and Punk and New Wave music. 

Come chill by my page whenever you feel the need.

My Band's Soundcloud:
https://soundcloud.com/therenaissancemen

Chlamydia

Krazy "Kyle" Lapointe

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