Sparking Rap Battles

Welcome to the second battle of Sparking Rap Battles.

Cast
Matthew Thomas as Clarence
SkeepTieel as Sumo
Zander P as Jeff
Anthony Perry as Ed
The Aussie-can as Double D
Enzo Sacks as Eddy

Beat produced by Kustom

Clarence:
We’re the “Kings of the World!” you’re a bunch of awkward teenagers
You’ll never be as big as Belson but you’ll be bigger failures
Jeff:
I’ve calculated these kids clearly have no morales
Your only fans are kids without entertainment values 
Sumo:
You wanna’ fun dungeon face-off? Ha! so be it.
Eat you up like Jeff’s fries, Jaw-break ya’ to pieces
Clarence:
So you want to beat the best? Pfft. In your dreams!
All:
We’ve seen more terrifying kids at Rough Riders Elementary!

All:
Ed, Edd n' Eddy scamming kids since 1999!
Posers, without you Cartoon Network would be fine!
Ed:
Your minds and designs couldn’t be more questionable
Eddy:
Clarence, you'll fail like the Jingle, Jingle Jangle special!
Edd:
You're basically a copy of us but with no personalities!
You’re even more brain-dead than your friend Percy!
Eddy:
What the? Clarence-dollars? What kind of Scams are these?
Cartoon Network must be falling down to air shows like this!

Jeff:
Ed, Edd, and Eddy will be begging to be spared
As your chance of winning is as big as Sumo’s hair!
Sumo:
You’re all bark and no bite, no street smarts what-so-ever
More boring than a "Dinner Party", you’re not even contenders. 
Jeff and Sumo:
Rebellious fellas worse than Belson couldn’t handle us
More repetitive than all your names, there’s nothing more to discuss
Clarence:
Congratulations, this was funnier than my Squeeze horn and it couldn't-
Be a more ed-cellent battle but your raps were so Wooden...

Ed:
Eddy! These guys came from the Belly of Hades!
We have the nerd with OCD and the overweight baby!
Eddy:
We could not see our fathers, but at least we don't have lesbian mothers!
You're weak like Jimmy while we handle the Kankers sisters!
Fatty Kid, Even Johnny is more sane than your creator!
Screw it, these dudes have screws loose bigger than a crater
Edd:
If I make the calculation, the result is that is better our flow!
I think we finally win and it only took a Big Picture Show!

Written by: MasterSoulSilver, TicciSparks87, Walkthroughepicness and SkeepTieel


Clarence, Jeff and Sumo vs Ed, Edd n' Eddy - SRB #2

Hey looks my fellow friendos, its a Sparking Rap Battle!

Cast
SkeepTieel as BMO
Fel as Yes Man

Audio mixed by Fel

Beat by Kustom

Lyrics
Yes Man: (0:08)
A game console against this cybernetic mind
You're not special, you're just one more of your kind
Kick ya’ like a football, and you can’t hit me back
I’ll exploit this victory, and corrupt your data track!
Did I say "Exploit"? That's not a very nice word
You want me to beat this filthy robot? Yes Lord!
Weren't you a secondary character? That's what I thought!
This is gonna be great, I'll beat you whether you like it or not!

B-MO: (0:23)
Incapable of emotion, but your raps make me cringe
Diss defective hectics, you’ll need to take your medicine
My beating’s definitive, I’m more dangerous than you think
I'm a thing that goes boom, while you just Ring-a-Ding-Ding
Steppin’ to the best detective, yet you think you’re independant?
Your rap is ineffective, but is because you're just an attendant!
Like Finn's Sock Crime, I'll make you disappear with the illest rhymes
Do you know what time it is? It's Business time.

Yes Man: (0:38)
Hahaha! I know that's not true 'cause you're nothing but a toy
You see, rapping against you was a Game, Boy!
the Bright side was my last verse wasn’t splitted by the Half (Oh!)
You suck and I'm not saying it because i have to!

B-MO: (0:45)
To beat me? Or be me? First you must be more!
I don't need to give you orders to make you loose whore
I played with you like a videogame, don't you see Wall-e?
You're gonna say No-man when you fall out against me!

Written by: MasterSoulSilver, SkeepTieel and Walkthroughepicness

Beat
http://picosong.com/uihi/ 

Aussie-can as Aussie-can

Sparking Rap Battles

Kristopher Agüero