NOOOO spam spamtom lots his kei :((((((( ttoal bryh momento

KEYGEN [remix]

Basically a car chase when dr rigged gets mad and chases them
Used:GarageBand

[The The The Movie OST] 5 - THE CHAOTIC CHASE

*A weird looking restaurant fills you with motivation to go inside.
S: “NU LITENERS ALOWED”? Wow, looks like someone can’t write.
R: Susie! That’s not nice! But I’m confused, why don’t they want lightners inside…?
S: Screw it, I’m going in. Whenever they like it or not.
*Susie kicks the door open*
S: Come on! I don’t like waiting.

Polly’s Molly [outside ver] (1/5)

*Lightner…
*Don’t you know how how to greet a new pal?
*Turn around, and…
*wait what was it again?
*oh right 
*Turn around, and shake my hand…

Under the cloak

*HAHA! Now that’s a good handshake!
*Hm? You expected a prank or something?
*Sorry, don’t want to disappoint “The Lightners”.
*Name’s Dis Gais, a master at disguise.
*You must be who again??
*Kris? Well that’s a unique name!

Dis Gais, a master at disguise

I was bored
Real vs. 5u5ie: https://m.soundcloud.com/dashingtoadie-the-sequel/vs-5u5ie
Credits to 💛toadie💛

Vs. 5u5ie cover thing idk I’m bored

Mike has adhd and talks with tenna about something related to spamton

Mike tells tenna he’s pregnant

Mike messes up the script and tenna’s disappointed

Mike and tenna go to Mt. Everest

Mike and… no tenna.

Tenna thinks he’s moistcr1tikal and talks about his opinion about lightners

I found this deep in my files so Yw y’all 
This is a repost btw

the ACTUAL FULL VERSION of undertale battle mode gaster phase 3

*HI! MY NAME IS FLORA!
*WHAT’S YOURS, LIGHTNER?
*KRIS? OH LIKE KRIS-CROSS-APPLE SAUCE!
*THAT’S A FUNNY NAME!
*…YOU KNOW, I HAD A DREAM…
*A DREAM ABOUT ME LIVING IN THE LIGHT WORLD!!
*ALL THE FRIENDS I CAN MAKE UP THERE!
*BUT SADLY CANNOT GET THERE…
*WAIT! YOU’RE A LIGHTNER! 
*YOU CAN GET ME UP THERE, RIGHT?

yeah I made another deltarune secret boss so what

Flora (1/2)

*NO NO NO NO!
*I CAN’T DO THIS! NONE OF US CAN!
*LET ME GIVE UP!
*I… I-I..!
*I’M NOT BELIEVING IN MYSELF! 
*I’M SCARED… help…
Yeah battle against Flora
Weird purple strings appeared and you 4 are going to heaven for no reason :D
Leitmotifs: Flora, The World Revolving, Spider dance/ghost fight/dummy!, Can’t Pay Out Of This One.

NON BELIEVING (2/2)

Mike Deltarune theme ig

*COME 0N [Christopher], GIVE UP.
*[This town ain’t big enough for the two of us.], THERE CAN O
*         NLY BE ME!! ME!! [[Mercy! Please!]]!!
*SO STOP LIVING YOU LITTLE BRAT!!
Big Spamton aims his arm cannon at Kris
*BE A [[Real Boy!]] AND [Don’t, move, a muscle]
… Kris’s soul turns yellow and shoots Big Spamton’s cannon
*…WHAT. 
*DID YOU JUST [Big Shot]TED ME?!
*bad.. BAD!! [Big] BAD!!
*THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE BIG SHOT IN THIS WORLD!!
*YOU NEED A BIG SHOT?! I’VE GOT YOUR BIG SHOT RIGHT HERE!!
*AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
———————————
Decided to call this au “Deltarune: The Tampered Story” where the story is somewhat similar and somewhat different. Like in this one, Spamton still had success but his greedy ass wanted more so he scammed Kris and the gang to become “Big Shots” together. However when Spamton plugged himself to be Big Spamton, he betrays them and tries to kill them because “There can be only one.” -V2 Ultrakill.

YOUR BIG SHOT RIGHT HERE

SMOKEY SITUATION!!! (2/4)

[Pacifist way]
*HM’
*PERHAP UR DARKNER AFTER AL!!
*…NOT! AM NOT dat DUM!!
*HAHAHH
*DIS WA MY PHASE 1!!!
*NOE TIM 4-
*…Wha 
*Hold on, hold on.
*What. What happened?
*Polly? 
*…oh no.
(Chypolly sits down in despair)
*What have I done..?
*You… YOU..!
*…no. It was not your fault.
*I was blinded by my rage… and that caused her to…
*…just go, and take her with you…
(You got the ScreenTemplate.)
(You got the ShadowCrystal.)

[Ow me hurt way]
*Y
*YUO
*AM HURT
*…ow.
*NO MATTER!! I STIL MAEK U DYE-
*…Wait.
*Polly..?
*…YOU INSIGNIFICANT F-
(Glitching noises)
*I’M GONNA RIP THAT HEART RIGHT OUT OF-
(Kris slashes Chypolly 3 times, knocking her to the ground.)
*So this is it, huh?
*You killed her, and now you’re gonna finish me off.
*At first I thought I was doing something wrong, but the galaxy told me otherwise…
*When we were up there, I heard… 
*I heard…
*…
(Chypolly collapses.)
(You got the EraseStaff.)
(You got the ShadowCrystal.)
——————————————
Yep, that’s the end of chypolly’s story.

Sadolly (5/5)

*KRIS. WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?!
*IT’S SO HOT… 
*KRIS YOU BASTARD!!!
*WHAT IS GOING ON?!
(Manfire’s face starts to melt)
*AAAGH!!
*WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?! 
*I’VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!!
(Manfire starts to crawl away, Kris slowly follows)
*NO!! STAY BACK, YOU MONSTER!! 
(Manfire ejects flames at Kris, Kris’s soul turns orange)
(Press Z to sprint through the orange attacks)
*…WHAT?! Y-YOU!!! HOW DID YOU-
*WHAT IS THAT THING?!
*I-IS THAT YOUR SOUL?!
*AAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
*BURN IT!! BURN! IT!!!!!!!
(Battle start)

Manfear (3/4)

||“abandonment IS KEY TO HAHAHAHAHA”||

[Chapter 2] TRAIN WRECKER

||“LET THE THRILL FLOW THE HALLS!!!”||

[Chapter 1] GARDEN WALKER

||“[I am not weak. I. AM. NOT. WEAK.]”||

[Chapter 3] FROST BRINGER

[Chapter 1] Main Menu

||”Shut up, you nut-eater! I’m the better Cracker!”||

[Chapter 3] Crackerjack

Hey, Kryak here.
Thanks to the people that were listening to my past whacky little joke audios about my takes of Mike and Tenna from Deltarune. It was quite fun while it lasted. Depends on what will happen with the original Mike and/or Tenna, I might make a season two on these two wacky guys. Don’t forget to check out Deltarune!

Kryak

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