I pull drive by-s on third graders
Serial rapist raping teenagers
A free lancer 
praying to the free Mason, insane? No way doc
Just cuz I pray to adolf? Wielding chainsaws to rip your face off?
Leaving your brains all laid across your floor like a stray bra?
Okay Pa  Ill bend over , but be gentle, don't my my cheeks break up!
An educational system? more like a system thats missin
a fuckin degenerate sittin in class who in five years hasn't listened
And in return has landed in drugs, sex and prison
whatever the target is, these schoolboard faggots are missing it
I fertilized Mrs. nigger's eggs when she was bitchin
at me and my friend's in the class, so I started dissin
You're a fuckin bitch you hoe, fuck you cunt!
Now sit down Justin, sit down I'm stunned!
No bitch, listen! I've done all my homework!
Can't that be enough for you to fuck off my dick, hoe
You've bitched at me so many times I can't even
Count it on my fingers, and for what reason?
I can't see any!
So I bent her over the desk and raped her pussy
And she got so uncomfortable and tried to scream
"Help! HEEEELP!" she squealed
So I turned her around and fucked her mouth in
She screamed even more and tried to slap me
I don't understand this behavior, I'm just having fun see
I like to kill people with cancer while shooting up schools
I do it all for fun, and it makes my dick as hard as wood
Yes I know I'm bad and offensive as anything you can imagine
But it doesn't matter, you just need to have the balls to walk up to me and have the balls to percieve things from my perspective

I'm offensive, I'm offensive

You know it, I'm offensive

You bitch about it all the time but never have to balls to talk to me about it because you know I'll make you feel shit

I'm offensive, I'm offensive

You bitch about it all the time but never have to balls to talk to me about it because you know I'll make you feel shit

Time is getting crazy and I don't know what to think
Can't even understand my own thoughts so I have to drink
When I finally get a hold of what I was originally thinking
I feel insulted, but somewhat wholesome
Being offensive is who I am, and no one can take that away
Smacking women with my 20 inch cock is what I do, and in a way
It's figuratively a good sense of not being on over sensitive brat
While also having the strength to stand up on two feet and rap
About my issues, while rhyming with punchlines, 
Speaking of punching lines, the 6 year old's line
pussy is getting wrecked by my 5 inch kind cock
I thrust in and out of that bitch and blood goes everywhere
That is disgusting, but hey, I just thought I'd share
Everything that goes on in my head has to be released somehow
And through controversial lyrics I seem to get it out
These bitches from Tumblr are complaining about it
Because they have no sex drive and never get dick


I'm Offensive

Jesse Cale's remake of his song "Snow" from his unreleased album "Classic Collection" made up of re-recorded versions of songs originally released on his 2009 record "Sophomores don't care about anything" and 2010 record "Get In!"

This track was originally released in 2005 on Jesse's third album "3".

Snow (Classic Collection)

The SleepyCabin gang fondly reflects back on a couple of the shitty jobs we've held.  You know, before the shitty jobs we hold now!

http://sleepycabin.com/audio/sleepycast-shitty-jobs/

This episode starring:
Stamper (www.youtube.com/StamperTV)
Psychicpebbles (www.youtube.com/Psychicpebbles)
Oney (www.youtube.com/OneyNG)
Spazkid (www.youtube.com/Spazkidin3d)
JohnnyUtah (http://johnnyutah.newgrounds.com)

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SleepyCast Lost Episode - [Mighty Morphin' Shitty Jobs]

@jmbraps as Toon Link
@stofferex as Paper Mario

Toon Link:
A new legend was born, and he’s here to teach this man a lesson
I’m saving Hyrule while you’re busy buying contact lens
What’s your puny hammer got against my Master Sword, kid?
I would stomp you flat, but you’ve already beat me to it
Using the Wind’s Requiem to blow your paper back to town!
You better run before I use these Iron Boots to squash you down!
You suck more than my Gust Jar, so I won’t hear another word
when I whip out my Pacci’s Cane and use it to flip you the bird!

Paper Mario:
This grandmama’s boy just stepped up to the wrong mascot
The RPG master’s gonna snap this win without a Picto Box!
A schizophrenic with a talking boat are trash for the millienia
I’ll switch to 3D mode and kick you back to Pennsylvania
A twelve year old boy trying to be Poseidon
While I’m Morphing into airplanes to crash into your little islands!
I’m the super duper trooper ruler attacking this junior!
Your appearance in Smash was more useless than the Tingle Tuner

Toon Link:
Someone’s jealous that Doctor Mario was the chosen clone!
Bring your brother to this battle and I’ll show you how to smash Bros.!
Throw you in the paper shredder and leave you in the Royal Crypt
You’ll take a turn for the worse with a Spin Attack, so just split!
Now onwards, and forwards! We’ll wreck you with Four Swords!
You’re Borderline horrible, Door more disappointing than Pandora
Useless! I wouldn’t even crumple you up in a ball for my plumbing!
Your rhymes were worse than Sticker Star, and that’s saying something

Paper Mario:
Mama Mia, has it not crossed these four blind mice
That their ginormous Rupee Wallet won't help them pay the price?
While I’m feeling up Flurry, you four latch each other’s Hookshots
Give up now, because all your efforts are just for X-Naught!
Your time is running out! Hourglass won’t help you little boy!
So take another step closer and you’ll get sucked into the Void
I’d rather deal with Tingle’s quest, than listen to this ingrate
Just like Zess T.’s recipes, all your games were just Mistakes!

Toon Link vs Paper Mario

The gang discusses a fun stalker experience, among other things...

http://sleepycabin.com/audio/sleepycast-15/

This episode starring:
Psychicpebbles (www.youtube.com/Psychicpebbles)
Oney (www.youtube.com/OneyNG)
Spazkid (www.youtube.com/Spazkidin3d)
Niall (www.youtube.com/Cryburgers)

...and special guest, Sabtastic!
http://Sabtastic.newgrounds.com

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http://www.patreon.com/SleepyCabin

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SleepyCabin on YouTube!
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SleepyCast 15 - [Sab and the Bean Stalker]

We didn't really plan this podcast.  Maybe we should have.

sleepycabin.com/audio/sleepycast-drunken-idiocy/

This episode starring:
Stamper (www.youtube.com/StamperTV)
Spazkid (www.youtube.com/Spazkidin3d)
Niall (www.youtube.com/Cryburgers)

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http://www.patreon.com/SleepyCabin

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SleepyCabin Official Site!
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SleepyCabin on YouTube!
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SleepyCast Lost Episode [The Drunken Idiocy Hour]

Here's a neat thing we did~

Dave: Drums, Navi, Villager, Old Man, Background Vocals
Shteev: Link, Guitars, Bass, Background Vocals

The Hero Of Rock (Starbomb Cover)

"How do I get into voice over?" The most frequent question I get asked. I ain't head-lining any VA awards, but I'm happy to share what I can.

Sorry, for the blurry-ass long-winded (half) answer.

If you wanna see my ugly mug, there's a video version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1-102G9YnQ


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Additional music by Kevin MacLeod
"The Curtain Rises" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) 
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Credits music : "I Will Have ze Butt" by Deak Kulture
https://soundcloud.com/de-f-culture

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Join us at SleepyCabin for more high-brow wiener humor, tutorials and top-tier XD's
www.sleepycabin.com

And to Tom Fulp of Newgrounds 
For being a sweetie and letting me use their wonderfully air-conditioned sound booth.

Lip Spank : How to Start | Voice acting tutorials with Ricepirate

16 year old Australian rapper

I put my songs up for free because I'm a generous cunt and I care more about people enjoying my shit than the fucking money. Enjoy the music.

I'm Offensive

Kyenza (TNC)

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