This song is stinkin' hilarious. I love it, and I love Kasane Teto alot, because she is just as energetic as me (believe it). Here are the lyrics. Enjoy!

Romaji

Sensei!
Kasane wa, Kasane wa, Kasane wa, vocalo ni hairimasuka?
Teto,Teto,Teto,Teto,Teto 

"ZUKO" te iwanaide
Watashi wa pro jyanai mo-n
Furansu pan pa Koubutu manosesu
Magarine de taberu noda

MISOJI dakeredo, Chimera naraba jyuu-go sai
Vocaloid no cyoten mezashite UTAU noda
(Kyung! Kyung!)

Teto,Teto,Teto,Teto,Teto...(MISOJI tte iuna!) 
Teto,Teto,Teto,Teto,Teto... KYUUUUUUHHH!!

Watashi wa utahime dayo
Watashi wa uso jyanai yo
Sutekina uta, utau yo
"Vocaloid Monopoly"

Watashi wa Idol dayo
Atama wa Drill jyanai
Drill wa.. "GYUUUUNNN!"
Watashi "Kasane Territory"

Sengeti ni kariteira
DVD mitukatte
Awatete TSUTAYA E kaeshini iku Okorrarete hekomu noda (Miuh!)
Perfect Singer, Pretty twin Drill
Ichiman susen yen nakutemo utaimasu KYUUUUUUHHH!!

Watashi wa utahime dayo
Watashi wa uso jyanai yo
Ironna uta utau yo
"Vocaloid Monopoly"

Watashi wa Idol dayo
Atama wa Drill jyanai
Drill wa
ugokanai yo!
Watashi "Kasane Territory"

Teto,Teto,Teto,Teto,Teto... (KYUUUUUUHHH!! Chimera!)

Watashi wa utahime dayo
Watashi wa uso jyanai yo
Minna to utaitai yo
"Vocaloid Monopoly"

Watashi wa Idol dayo
Atama wa Drill jyanai
Drill wa "GYUUURUUUNNN!"
Watashi "Kasane Territory"

Saisho wa uso dakeredo
Ima wa mou utaerundayo
Yumemita Vocaloid, Ituka wa nareuyone!

Watashi wa uta utau yo
Utaeru kono yorokobi
Minna no Mine ni todoke!
Watashi "Kasane Territory"!
Watashi "Kasane Territory"!

English

Sensei !!!
Is Kasane Kasane Kasane Kasane in vocaloid?
teto teto teto teto teto teto teto 

Don't give me a thumbs down I am not a proffesional
My favortie is the french bread I eat with maragine
I'm in my 30's but my chimera age is just 16
Aiming at the top of vocaloids I sing as an UTAU
tetotetotetoteto teto teto teto teto teto teto (etc)
(DON'T CALL ME OLD HAG!!!)
(KYUUUUUUN)

I am a I am a Diva I am not not a fake
I sing beautiful songs Vocaloid Monopoly
I am a I am an Idol No drills on my head Drills (SCREEEEEEEEEW)
I am Kasane Territory!!!!

(Ted: If Kasane Teto turns into second form a pair of twin tails begin to spin)

Finding a rentail DVD missing for about a month
rushing it to TSUTAYA to return it. Told off severly and get blue.
A Perfect singer, Pretty Twintails
I sing without ten and some thousand yen!!!

I am I am a diva I'm not not a fake
I sing many songs Vocaloid Monoply
I am a I am an Idol No drills on my head Drills "THEY DON'T SPIN!!!"
I am Kasane Territory!!!

(Meiko: What do you think of this girl)
(Miku: Very much loved I think.)
(Ted: Don't you know her she is Teto-Chan!!!)
(Teto:Kyuun kyuun kyuun kyuun kyuun kyuun)

Teto teto teto teto teto teto 
Teto teto teto teto (KYUUUUUUUUUN) (Chimera!!!)

I am I am a diva I am not not a fake
I sing all your songs Vocaloid Monopoly!
I am I am an idol No drills on my head Drills (SCREEEEEEEW)
I am Kasane Territory!!!!

I appeared as a joke first but now I can sing
I dreamt of being vocaloid "I'll do it someday right?"

I sing songs this pouring happiness of singing ability!
Come to each of your heart!
I am Kasane Territory!!!
I am Kasane Territory!!!!

Kasane Territory ~ Kasane Teto

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🔥 La Tóxica — the ultimate dance-floor confession.
She’s not sorry, not shy, and definitely not for the weak.
A fun, flirtatious Latin-pop track in the spirit of Macarena and Aserejé — sung by the woman who proudly calls herself la tóxica.
Steady beat, playful nonsense chorus, and plenty of swagger.
Dance, laugh, and maybe think twice before falling for her.

🔥 La Tóxica — la confesión más bailable del año.
Ella no pide perdón, no se calla, y no es para cualquiera.
Un tema divertido y pegajoso, con ritmo latino tipo Macarena o Aserejé, cantado por la mujer que se llama a sí misma la tóxica.
Con beat constante, coro loco y mucha actitud.
Baila, ríe… y piénsalo dos veces antes de enamorarte de ella.

LYRICS
(C)2025 Ggreg Snyder

[Verso 1]
Dicen los vatos que soy peligrosa,
Que mi sonrisa es venenosa.
Pero no me asusto, soy curiosa,
Si tiemblan los hombres, no es mi cosa.

No me gusta niño que se espanta,
Quiero uno firme que me aguanta.
Si me miras, no te rajes,
Báilame cerca, y no te bajes.

[Coro]
Liri liri, loca chica,
Zumba zumba — la tóxica!

[Verso 2]
No busco drama, busco acción,
Un hombre real con corazón.
Que no corra cuando grito fuerte,
Que me conteste con buena suerte.

No soy mala, solo intensa,
Mi amor quema, pero piensa.
Si tú puedes, ven y trata,
Que mi fuego no se apaga.

[Coro]
Liri liri, loca chica,
Zumba zumba — la tóxica!
Dari dari, mira, pica,
Baila, baila — la tóxica! 

[Puente]
Ey, tú — ¿tienes lo que quiero?
No me vengas con “te espero.”
Si tú mandas, yo respondo,
Pero juntos, no me escondo.

No soy dura con quien me enfrenta,
Si tú puedes, la tormenta se aquieta.
Pruébame, sin miedo, amor,
Verás lo dulce tras el rumor.

[Coro – final]
Liri liri, loca chica,
Zumba zumba — la tóxica!
Dari dari, mira, pica,
Baila, baila — la tóxica!
Oh-oh-oh, mi corazón brinca,
Así me llaman — la tóxica!

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