coffee

dude asked for a diss rap.





who’s that guy
walkin real slow
he aint got no dang place to go
he teach gym, but
he call it phys ed
that’s prob’ly why he losin’ all the hair
on his head

don’t forget your water bottle, ladies
“YOU KIDS ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!!!!” 
squidward type-a-guy        with the sweat pants
I’d like to see him TRY to teach me how to squaredance


run, run, run, run, run, run, run
500 jumping jacks when you’re all done
if he see you on your phone, you best believe he takin’ it,
and if you think you’re gonna leave the gym
you are mistaking it

think he got the moves, he think he got the motion
but just like all of the creatures swimmin’ the ocean
sometimes he cries, spillin’ dreams in his SUV
mama nelly says, “y’all better be home by 9:30!”

don’t cry mister nelison
we know it’s sad that sometimes kids just don’t listen
we know your mama’s at home waiting in the kitchen, with 
lunchables and an appointment with your physician

(for those burns)

Got Patrick on the left, he’s doin’ his best
Spongebob on the right hangin’ with Mrs. Blide
Sandy Cheeks in the stands giving a standing ovation
Plankton knows the secret formula is EDUCATION

7L layin’ down the FAX
7L karate in the SLACKS
7L no hangin’ in the halls
She “Mrs. Laidlaugh” cus she layin’ down the law

gym teacher diss rap

that little ho

I wanna
tap that alien ass
cattle watchin’ greys
probin’ me in the grass
I hear they    make it      happen     fast
I hear they    mutha       fuckin       last
 

I wanna    ride that alien ship
Wanna kiss a tall green man on the lip
boy aint shrek but damnit it’s the closest I can get
don’t gotta say my name,
he telepathic

he doesn’t have a clip he got a lazer
puttin hands on my hips through my blazer
give him a kiss like shape of water
do you wanna take a dip and give me lotsa daughters

(bb) he sayin’ god is a woman and I’m ok with that
he’s sayin’ death is the journey so let me pop that gyat
he’s sayin get up on my big green rocket
he’s coming in the night all over my electrical socket

cus they’re nasty, they packin three dicks
if you a little ho, that aint enough for you, bitch
They biiiiiig      they grreeeeeen  
  they wanna give you the peen

I wanna
tap that alien ass
cattle watchin’ greys
probin’ me in the grass
I hear they    make it      happen     fast
I hear they    mutha       fuckin       last

baby is it time for disclosure?
I’m past that, already got a nazca up on my shoulder
ask a bitch for proof and I got folders and folders
caught you lookin at my x files like scully and mulder

give me the alien thing
if you like my earthly (woo) gimme the alien ring
put me on you ship, give me the alien wings
take me to your home, show me the alien king

that’s what i told him
and that’s when I probed him
and then he probed me
and wiped my memory

but then I had a dream, tess-
eracting back to me
says that he forgot his keys
but really can’t fulfill his needs

I tell him baby please
I already climbed the tree
I already rode the rocket
I already swam the seas

and then you up and leave
back home to 8 double oh 8-  1-3
leaving me with      your baby, leaving
me with your    disease

But I woke up and he was there    with me
and we’re flying home to eight zero zero eight one three
where I’m gonna    be the      queen
and spread my super    hybrid      seed

I wanna
tap that alien ass
cattle watchin’ greys
probin’ me in the grass
I hear they    make it      happen     fast
I hear they    mutha       fuckin       last

I wanna
tap that alien ass
cattle watchin’ greys
probin’ me in the grass
I hear they    make it      happen     fast
I hear they    mutha       fuckin       last

I wanna
tap that alien ass
cattle watchin’ greys
probin’ me in the grass
I hear they    make it      happen     fast
I hear they    mutha       fuckin       last

alien dicc

69, 420, 666
i wanna suk a dik, smoke a blunt and be a witch
look into my crystal, grab my pipe and take a hit
talkin to my mom about the afterlife n shit

8008135
guys just make me cry, I wanna fuckin die
better yet let’s see if he can muthafuckin fly
come and take a ride, I know you wanna try

69, 420, 666
i wanna suk a dik, smoke a blunt and be a witch
I wanna put a curse on that muthafukin bitch
who stole my weed    and my man and   talked a lotta shit

i wanna make a love potion 
i wanna fly my broomstick to the ocean, I wanna 
bake ya bitch ass face into a bitch ass pie
and i will feed it to your man just to impress the guy

mmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!

69, 420, 666
i wanna suk a dik, smoke a blunt and be a witch. 
look into my crystal. grab my pipe and take a hit
ressurect my dog, and childhood innocence

bubble bubble toil and trouble 
cauldron burn and bong   bubble
sittin with my jigsaw puzzles
foosteps coming, smells like trouble

townfolk running, ground a-rumble
smoke and pitchforks, men with stubble
homes foundation starts to crumble 
pull my body from the rubble

Minion
put it in a cauldron
I hear mother calling
why the fuck you stalling
light the fire 
get the flames higher, and
get my cloak and put it
in the muthafukin dryer


cus I will rise, I say it all the time
imma magic ass bitch, I can never fuckin die

burn my house to the ground, I survive
and when I get high i can see through time

I am the light, I am the one
so are you and the moon and the sun
and the birds and the trees and the dirt and the air
and the bugs and the bees and the flowers and dawn

and I will rise, I say it all the time
imma magic ass bitch, I can never fuckin die

you’re gettin’ so tired when you look into my eyes
you’re gettin’ so tired, you’re gettin’ so tired

got my little black cat and my little grim dog
and my pointy black hat and my little green frog
and we are thrivin, all the time and 
we are vibin, at the drive in

I’m in line to order fries, and
got that nose like barbra striesand
people starin’, Kylla Karen
“she just put a hex on Sharon”

SHARON SHOULDA KNOWN BETTER
wearing flip flops out side in this weather
she look tacky as fuck and I’m not better
but don’t cut a bitch in line or else I’m gonna get her

69, 420, 666
i wanna suk a dik, smoke a blunt and be a witch
8008135
guys just make me cry, guys just make me cry
69, 420, 666
i wanna suk a dik, smoke a blunt and be a witch
8008135
so bake em in a pie, bake ‘em in a pie


69, 420, 666
i wanna suk a dik, smoke a blunt and be a witch
8008135
guys just make me cry, guys just make me cry
69, 420, 666
i wanna suk a dik, smoke a blunt and be a witch
8008135
so bake em in a pie, bake ‘em in a pie

69,420,666

MY NAME IS KAREN THIS IS MY FIRST TIME ON SOUNDCLOUD TAHNK YO FOR VISINT MY PAGE PLEASE TELL ME IF YOU LAP MY RIKE MUSIC god bless

Karen tha Kylla

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