String In My Step

Compact Cassette

The Science

Papercut

oh no, doctor connor's class..

EDIT 4/1/19: how did this get 50,000 plays? this took me five minutes to make and i made it during class

Spiderman 2 Pizza Theme

Download

ooh nani nani (now on all platforms)

Made for the best smell on Earth.

I've been in an absolute rut, sorry for the long wait between songs.

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Oh SHOOT man it's been two years since I made my first post. I make these songs for myself because I love making them and playing guitar and getting better, but I whole heartedly appreciate the people who have listened to them with me and have helped me become a better musician. Here's to many more, yeehaw.

Thanks a bunch for listening!

(Photo by Anthony Yin)

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can you guess the song that inspired this one (it's most prominently heard in the first chords of the intro)?

Basil Scented Hand Soap

(EDIT 2023.08.18, NOW ON SPOTIFY, YOUTUBE, ETC: https://open.spotify.com/album/5WvAkTpC3Bf13BlT5oKd3a?si=FsRyge3NQu24nkbrjy5vZQ)

As always, thanks a bundle for listening.

Photo taken at the SAAM in Washington D.C

**NEW** https://sambcel.bandcamp.com **NEW**
you can actually download my stuff legally now, for free, hooray!

Golden Idea

I hear them squeal as they c°nsume my flesh, unaware, unassuming. 

https://soundcloud.com/b_v2

Χοίρος/Choíros/Swine

ΧΟΙΡΟΣ (w/ bley)

There are flies in my ears and they w°n't leave.

there's pulsing in my ears

Back once again with the smell of bars around me
shout out to @space-laces for the SICK sample pack

00:00-01:27 @thepirlew
01:28-02:27 @nvctve
02:28-03:19 @kottamusic
03:20-3:58 @letitallout
04:00-05:24 @isascent
05:24-06:19 @oh-pryme_dehlda
06:20-07:19 @willhollimon
07:19-08:51 @clprs
09:04-09:44 @itsnottoolate
09:45-10:55 @relaxedcreeper
10:55-end @forreign

thank you to everyone who submitted. LOOKS LIKE WELL SEE ANOTHER CYPHER SOON IF YOU WANNA JOIN IN JOIN OUR DISCORD: discord.gg/H6RubRc

bottom text. cypher #4

sometimes things... change?
The machinery has changed everything. The creatures are stronger now and they have begun to speak. Their tongues are morphing, their language becoming more complex. I don't think I'll be able to survive much longer...

ft. @stillcrisp on drums, vox, and bass design
https://twitter.com/still_crisp

: M°RPH ft. Crisp

+ buy/stream +

set u off (365)

inspired by the recent wave of "type beat" memes

Nothing Type Beat (Prod. Hidlive)

the doggone long con [prod. by mr. master]

Suede

SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/album/1uyOXBMZP25RTlpfyTQG0v?si=lvDOXOabR36AN-Yce6s4bA

SPOTIFY

See U In My Dreams

prod. @officialbiosphere
mix. @atwood
art. @headhaunter


Tall tales - short attention span.


Lyrics:
It was a while ago but I used to make origami/
I used to fold washi paper into cranes for a hobby/
I formed their bodies with perfect angles and dog-eared corners/
making everything from Bengal Tigresses to pale Border Collies/

where you could pull their tails to make them flap their wings/
or pinch their necks to make them roar with their complex anatomies/
but that all came crashing down tragically when, well what happened is/
or was, a horrible freak paper cut accident/

so I tried out something different and practiced martial arts a bit/
transformed my legs and arms to armaments, an armistice I forged between my mind and body/
Karate chopping thick slabs of marble to marbles and
blocked a kick with nothing but thinking the thought of “I will block this kick”/

I fought and fought again, I’d always win/
until one day I fought the wrong sensei and somehow lost to him/
and then I figured I could use a new hobby fast/
when I woke in the ICU, mummified inside a full body cast/

so I tried out woodworking, and learned a thing or two/
about building birdhouses and a sanctuary for the endangered with the zoo/ 
and without nails or glue I built some perfect-fit architecture with versatile sandalwood/
that even termites wouldn’t dare to chew/

but the Steel Industry is a much different beast,
their countless inner rings of arsonists don’t like and fear anything built with trees/
so I got into magic with simple tricks/
err, I mean illusions, like how to make a yacht disappear without sinking it/

I put live rounds inside a real gun for every bullet I’d catch/
and I sawed a lower limb, double amputee woman in half/
but when your Transported Man has to trap, clones in tanks to drown/
they’ll take you out, pulled at the drop of a hat with a vanished act, but still, I’m safe and sound!/ 

but rules are rules so I was gone fishin’/
I threw a net and accidentally caught a dolphin pod in it/
I’ve got some FOMO, rowed from coast to coast/
and caught the Lochness Monster without my rod and then caught the Ogopogo with it/

I studied mutated fish in ponds near Chernobyl/
with evidence of Kraken tentacles adorning on our boat’s hull/
we stumbled on a whaling operation, so we thwarted them/
but let’s just say my fishing boat’ll never be seaborne again/

so I got into miming…/
then I tried out a comedy class to practice my - timing/
and I’d showcase new material at sold out shows on the weekend/
then I auditioned for SNL and they let me host for a season/

I popped up on the screen opposite promising Hollywood starlets with Oscar noms/
in romcoms with a record box office streak/
but my private pilot had the last laugh
when I cracked a joke and split his sides, and we were forced to crash land/

so I took the plunge and tried out diving, took a stab at fencing/
gave clay pigeon hunts a shot, and then I tried to tackle wrestling/
tried the chef thing but I let Gordon Ramsay ingest some foreign bodies/
so I’ve been thinking ‘bout getting back into origami/

Spotify!

The Hobby Swapping Problem (prod. biosphere)

photo by ismael cosio
LYRICS ON GENIUS: https://genius.com/Mr-master-big-finish-lyrics

LYRICS ON GENIUS

big finish

A lime (from French lime, from Arabic līma, from Persian līmū, "lemon") is a citrus fruit, which is typically round, green in color, 3–6 centimetres (1.2–2.4 in) in diameter, and contains acidic juice vesicles.

There are several species of citrus trees whose fruits are called limes, including the Key lime (Citrus aurantiifolia), Persian lime, kaffir lime, and desert lime. Limes are a rich source of vitamin C, are sour, and are often used to accent the flavours of foods and beverages. They are grown year-round. Plants with fruit called "limes" have diverse genetic origins; limes do not form a monophyletic group.  (Wikipedia)

IV

LIMES